What Goes on in the Suzuki Household
Chapter 3 : Bao Sanniang's Room
A:N: Hello, and this is a parody of Haruhi-Chan Episode 23!
Outside the window was Hanbei Takenaka peacefully taking a nice nap, on a calm spring day on the soft grass.
Inside the window was Bao Sanniang, sitting down on a couch
What is this? A romance chapter?
"Hi everyone, thanks for tuning in for another episode of my talk show "Bao Sannaing's Room". Let's get things started by introducing our guest for today, he calls himself a horrible virus, with contagious laughter, please meet Xiahou Ba!" Sanniang said cheerfully.
Now I get it...
Then a loud bang came through the door, and in came Xiahou Ba yelling "THAT'S A LIE! I'D NEVER CALL MYSELF SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"
WOAH! What the hell!? Well, looks like this going to be nothing but OOC Xiahou Ba...
Sanniang immeadieatly hid behind the couch she was sitting on and started to panic, shaking and saying, "Woah! He's only just got here and now he's tearing into me! What should I do? I can't keep up with him!"
"You haven't got this whole TV hosting thing down yet have you?" Xiahou Ba replied.
"Yeah, but I'll figure it out though... Waiter, can we have two coffees please?" Sannaing asked Hibiki in a waiter outfit.
"Okay!" He obliged and went off to go make some coffee.
"What's with the waiter? I thought this was your room..." Xiahou Ba questioned.
Sannaing was lazing on the table with a tired yet content look on her face as she said, "Let's go back to the show or something..."
"Your too laid back..." Xiahou Ba critisiezed
"Okay then Xiahou Ba, let's start the ball rolling with a few hard hitting questions." In a flash, Sanniang was with her hands together, laying her head on them, with her back straight.
"O-okay... Shoot..."
The both looked outside the window for no apparent reason seeing Hibiki chasing Hanbei in a loving way, on the grass meadow.
What the... Wasn't he making coffee?
" I can't think of anything to ask you." Sanniang rubbed the back of her head with a nonchalant smile...
"You're kidding?" Xiahou Ba replied then he exploded, "Pretend you never met me of something, at least make some kind of effort to ask me a question woman!"
Sanniang went hiding behind the couch again, shaking saying, "The kids today have such short fuses... Scary..."
LOLWAT?
"Oh come on! You're way scarier than I am! Get serious!"
"Okay fine, I guess I wasn't taking it seriously. I promise to be serious from now on."
"It's about time, let's do this!"
Sanniang slammed her hands on the table and annouced, "I'm going to take my show so seriously, I'm not get let my guest get a word in at all!"
But that's not a talk show! It's a monolouge!
"Yeah sure whatever! Our next guest is a good friend of what's his name, Mr Zhou Tai!" Sanniang yelled, loudly and brushed off the narrator's comment.
"You haven't asked me anything and you're bringing out another guest?" Xiahou Ba asked.
"Hello..." Zhou Tai, greeted in his gruff, deep voice.
"So Zhou Tai, do you have any juicy, gossipy stories to tell the audience about Xiahou Ba?" Sanniang asked in a hopeful, eager manner.
"Yes, I might..."
The once again looked out the window for no apparent reason, as they saw Hanbei hugging Hibiki, lovingly whsipering things which probably were stuff like I love you...
Really? More yaoi?
"There really aren't any..." Zhou Tai said suddenly.
"Ha! I knew it!" Xiahou Ba, commented defiantly.
"Xiahou Ba, you're boring-est guest, I've ever had!" Sanniang yelled at Xiahou Ba angrily.
What now you're blaming the guest?
"Okay, Xiahou Ba, help us out, make something up..." Sanniang commanded lazily.
"It's up to me do it?" Xiahou Ba, asked shocked.
Xiahou Ba tried looking out the window to try to get out of it, but was interuppted by Sanniang with a random sundae in her hand.
"Biki-Chan can't save you now. It's the third time we've done this window bit" Sanniang said.
"Okay, I'm sorry I don't have any stories to tell! And stop eating!" Xiahou Ba admitted loudly.
"I didn't want to do this but you left me with no choice... It's time to bring out my secret weapon..." Sanniang muttered, putting her hand on her chin.
Secret what?
All of a sudden Daqiao came out with a clipboard, putting a hand on her hip, looking out to the right in a bishoujo like fashion. "I've prepared a scenario, using every contact in my wide range of contacts. It's an amazing story about a bunch of friends who stay at huge mansion, who are warriors and high schoolers! It's all you could ever want in a show!"
Things are gonna get complicated now...
"Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Great work Daqiao!" Sanniang praised the mature teenager.
"Oh, I'm just happy to help!" Daqiao said with a smile.
I with that story everyday! Xiahou Ba thought.
Sanniang grabbed a few cards and held them up like a fan. She had a cat smile on her face. "Now Xiahou Ba, pick one and no peeking!" Sanniang chimed.
Just pick one blind?
Xiahou Ba looked at the bunch of papers. He moved his hands around, placing his hand on one on the far left. "O-OK... this one," Xiahou Ba grabbed the paper and read it. It read "Zhou Tai's Awesome Ice-Cream Food Criticism!"
"This has nothing to do with me!" Xiahou Ba exclaimed annoyed.
"Yum..." Zhou Tai said aloud as he took another bite.
"Stop eating!"
A:N: Yu~p Xiahou Ba is definetly OOC, mostly because he had to play Kyon. Okay~ Review please?
~HIBIKI~