Bag, That Was Swell

Chapter 1

Hello, my name is Drew Pickles, and today I will begin a journal of all my swell, swell adventures. For example, today I went to a carnival. At the carnival, there was a rediculously long-ass line for everything, even the concession stands. I also happened to be with my gay butt buddy, Barney the Triple Testicle Dinosaur. We were in line for the round up. It also happened 98,000,000,000 degrees so we were all sweaty as fuck. I saw the other men in line for the roundup, who were sweaty as fuck.

Seeing all those sweaty-as-fuck men made me really really horny, and so naturally, I raped their asses to get further ahead in line. It sounded like:

"hahahahahaahahahaa -300-mile-long mastodonic cock in your asshole-hahahahahaahahahaa soitxxxxxxxxxx-big sweaty balls-cacacacacacacacacacacacaca ."

Then I bumped into a female. The bitch said, "What the fuck do you think you are doing you disgusting gay piece of shit!" Then I smacked her with my mastodonic 300-mile-long cock and it sounded like "smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack."

After all the hot and horny buttsecks, Barney and I reached the front of the line and got on the round up. After we got off the round up, we went to our gay-ass apartment in Gayville, Gayland.