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Note: Sorry for the four month wait. ( ._.)

Mario Total Drama Island

Episode Seventeen

Hide and Cheat

The sun is out shining directly on the host causing his dark rusty fur to glow. He begins the recap, "Previously on Mario Total Drama Island… there is a lot of drama going on among the campers during the Pokemon challenge, which Toadette reined superior in. A lot of trusts are being broken and Peach formed the second official alliance of the season. In the end Peach decided to get Goombella eliminated as petty revenge for her eating her cream puffs, Yoshi got his kiss goodbye but still has to face the reality that she's gone. What will happen now? Will Yoshi go insane now that his girlfriend is gone? Will Koops try and get Koopie back? Will I stop getting sexier by the minute? Probably not… but let's find out all this and more on the most dramatic episode of… Mario Total Drama Island."

The Opening Sequence Begins

The episode begins the morning after Goombella's elimination. Yoshi is sitting on the wooden steps of his cabin staring at a picture of Goombella. It's obvious he's still feeling down. He's unsure who to blame for his girlfriend's elimination. Pauline and Mario notice him looking down.

"So… one of us has to cheer him up…" Mario states as he motions Pauline to go over there.

"Yeah… so it's you, right?" Pauline replies.

Mario shakes his head. "You're the leader of the alliance that a means you a should cheer up the alliance members."

"Well… since I'm the leader that means I can force you to cheer him up. " Pauline grins.

"Just go cheer him up!" Mario orders.

"Fine! Let's play rock paper scissors on who has to cheer Yoshi up!" Pauline states.

"Ugh. That's child's play." Mario complains as he slams his coloring book shut, puts his crayons on the ground so he can play rock paper scissors. They play rock paper scissors, Pauline throws up rock, Mario throws up paper and wins.

"Ugh. Best two out of three?" Pauline asks with a smile.

"Go cheer him up right now!" Mario demands and then pushes Pauline over to where Yoshi is sitting.

"Ugh… paper beating rock isn't even logical…" Pauline mumbles and sits next to Yoshi. She rubs his back softly and says, "I'm gonna miss her too… but it's gonna be okay, Yoshi."

"You promised." Yoshi says with a bitter tone in his voice.

"What?"

"You promised the alliance that we'd all make it to the final five, you promised all of us! You promised Goombella!" Yoshi cries.

"Well… her elimination was inevitable… and rather surprising considering I'd be the bigger target. Yoshi, it's just a game…"

"Maybe to you it is… maybe to everyone else it is… but this game is everything to me… I can finally be normal for once… Goombella is the first girl to actually understand me… and you let her go! Why couldn't you do something?! Why did you let them eliminate her!?"

"I—uh…"

Everyone is now sitting in the main lodge attempting to eat their breakfast. Pauline is sitting next to Mario with Yoshi and Peach sitting across from her. Shy Guy, Koopie, Mona, Birdo, Dry Bones, Toadette, Boo, and Koops are all sitting together. Koops pokes his gruel which forms a hand and attempts to grab his face. He knocks the bowl off the table and begins jumping on it to kill it. Everyone starts staring at him in disbelief.

"What? It could've choked me to death!" Koops states and then he sits down.

"I wish it did." Koopie murmurs.

Peach begins smearing on pink lipstick on her lips. Pauline looks at her condescendingly.

"Uh, Peach did I approve of you putting on that lipstick? Don't tell me you're pulling a Wendy on me!" Pauline exclaims.

"Um, we have more important things to worry about over my appearance, especially prior to the last elimination!" Peach snaps.

"Why is a everyone in a bad mood this morning?" Mario asks.

"Well considering we have to eat this gruel…" Mona replies as she pokes the stuff inside of the bowl which is followed by a long period of silence. Koopie looks around and begins tapping her fingers on the table.

"So…" She says as she continues tapping her fingers.

"Hey guys, when you're waiting for a waiter to bring your food, don't you become the waiter?" Shy Guy asks the group.

"Hm, I should call you Adele, because you're rolling in the deep… thoughts." Toadette replies and looks around for chuckles and sighs when she neither hears nor sees any.

"But… dude, I'm pretty sure we're always waiting… for death…" Dry Bones states.

"That was deep like something that's deep!" Boo comments. "Sorry I guess my comedic swag was turned off this morning."

Mona turns and looks at Boo with fury shining off her eyes. "You did not just say that word!"

"What? Morning?" Boo asks.

"No! You know exactly what word I'm talking about!" Mona shouts.

In Confessional

Dry Bones – "Yeah… I've been smoking weed a lot more than I used to when Janette was here… I guess, it keeps me at ease… or something. Or perhaps I just miss her…"

Birdo – "You know what? I'm tired of Koopie Koo giving me those mean snarky little glares! Why does she hate me? I mean, I don't blame her for hating me if she knew me, but she doesn't! What does she have against me?"

"Good morning campers! Meet me on the dock of shame for your next challenge, And like Bow would say, make it snappy." Donkey Kong announces in the intercom.

All the campers are lined up on the dock right near the large wooden lifeguard chair no one really noticed before this challenge. Donkey Kong and Zess T walk up to them and Zess T has a large water gun in her hands.

"Good morning, how is everyone today?" Donkey Kong asks and his question follows with melancholy, irate, or unenthusiastic responses. Donkey Kong assumes Goombella's elimination had an effect on all the campers one way or another.

"Can you just tell us our challenge?" Mona asks.

"Ugh… well today is a fun challenge, we're back to playing childhood games! Second one this season!" Donkey Kong cheers.

"Gee… how fun… and I was so glad I missed the first one…" Koopie comments as she bites into a sandwich she brought with her.

"What game are we even playing anyway?" Boo asks.

"Well… we're playing hide and seek! But as you guys should know by now, there's a twist to it! You guys will have four hours to go hide and Zess T will chase after you, if she shoots you with her water gun, you're out. This life guard tower is base, if you manage to escape Zess T and reach base, you will win invincibility. Also if you manage to not get caught by Zess T, you win invincibility. Understand?" Donkey Kong explains.

"Uh… that's not water in that water gun… water isn't red… is that… blood?" Koops asks.

"Man… this sandwich needs hot sauce." Koopie complains.

Zess T laughs, aims her water gun at Koopie, and shoots her with the red liquid which Koopie realizes is hot sauce. The blast of hot sauce knocks Koopie back into the lake. She climbs back on the dock and gives Zess T an evil glare.

"Is that enough hot sauce for you?" Zess T cackles.

"I dropped my sandwich…" Koopie sighs.

"You're a girl… just make another one." Dry Bones laughs which leads Koopie to kick his left leg causing him to fall apart.

"Anyways… you guys ready to hide?" Donkey Kong asks and everyone agrees except Koopie who wants to make another sandwich for herself, "Go!"

All the campers run off as quickly as possible. Dry Bones immediately Grabs Birdo, Boo, and Koops and pulls them in before they could run off with everyone else.

"Guys, the numbers are dwindling and we have some fierce competition going on with people like Pauline dominating the competition. I wish Toadette and Mona didn't run off so quickly because I want them in on this too, but anyways, I think we should all form an alliance together. We'd have superiority over the competition if you think about it. Pauline only has Mario, Peach, and Yoshi. That's only four votes. We'd have six including the other two!" Dry Bones states.

"I'm all in for forming an alliance. I think it's a great strategy." Birdo nods. "And we should have some type of secret handshake or something."

"It's an alliance Birdo, not a cult." Boo states.

"Yeah, uh, an alliance sounds good but, um, what about Koopie?" Koops asks.

"Why do you care about her? You dumped her!" Boo asks.

"Oh… yeah, you're right… I shouldn't be worried about her…" Koops responds with a hesitant laugh.

"I don't like Koopie, so I don't want her in the alliance!" Birdo states and then crosses her arms. "If anything… we should all vote her off first."

"Well, let's go see if Mona and Toadette are on board first and then see where we go from there." Dry Bones instructs and everyone else agrees and they all wander off to find the other two.

Peach and Mario are walking together to find a good hiding place. Mario flirtatiously pinches Peach, causing her to jump. She pinches him back and then Mario stares at her and then sighs loudly. Mario knows he wants to be with Peach, but he put himself in this love triangle. He could've rejected Pauline, but he wanted to be nice. He wanted to prove his loyalty to her.

"Mario, why are you still with Pauline?" Peach asks.

"Her alliance is the only reason I'm a still in the competition." Mario confesses. "And I want to a win, but Peach I want a to a be with you."

"Mario, it's not good to lie like that." Peach tries to give Mario a lecture but he cuts her off.

"Me? You're a lying to Pauline too! You're pretending to a still be part of her alliance when you're not! You're not any better." Mario states.

"You want me to quit Pauline's alliance? Because I will! I don't need her alliance to advance in the competition, the only reason I joined it was because Mona made me. Now I'm my own person, I make my own choices!" Peach shouts back.

"You're a bluff, you wouldn't do that." Mario smirks at Peach. Pauline notices Peach and Mario and walks up to them. "Speak of the devil…"

"Hey Peach, Mario, have either of you seen Yoshi? Goombella left her hairbrush behind so maybe I could give it to Yoshi so he won't feel as bad… or something…" Pauline states and begins rubbing the back of her head and smiling.

"Uh… no, but Pauline m'dear, Peach told me she has a something to say to you." Mario states and pushes Peach over to Pauline.

"Heh heh" The blonde nervously moves her thumbs as she figures out what she's going to say, then once she grasps onto her words she says, "Pauline… I can't be in your alliance anymore." Peach backs away in fear but Pauline seems abnormally calm.

"Why?" Pauline simply asks.

"Oh… well…" Peach doesn't want to tell her about the alliance she formed last challenge. "Honestly Mona pushed me into joining your alliance… to harm you… I believe you're playing me regardless, but I don't want to be a backstabber. If I want to attack you, I don't want to do it behind closed doors and I'm sure you would like that too… I want us to be open rivals…" Peach states with a slight grin and backs even further away but then Pauline isn't angry.

"Um… wow, okay. Thanks for telling me." Pauline replies with no sense of anger in her voice. Mario squints at her because this isn't the Pauline he knows; he believes she's scheming something.

"You're a not a disappointed?" He asks his girlfriend.

"Well, I am. But I mean, what makes this situation different from my situation with Rosalina is the fact that Peach was honest with me and didn't try and backstab me. Instead, she's making it known. That's fine, I'll let her stay… for now. "

"Wow… I'm shocked." Mario states.

"Well I gotta find Yoshi… yeah, Goombella forgot to pack her brush when she left so I'm gonna go give it to Yoshi so maybe it'll put him at ease and have something to remember Goombella with…" Pauline notices Peach and Mario giving her a questioning look. "What?"

In Confessional

Mario – "Has a Pauline a actually become a… nice? No, it a can't be…. It just can't be. She's still mean… I know she is…"

Peach – "Pauline giving Yoshi Goombella's brush is so sweet. But whatever, I quit her petty alliance, if Mario doesn't prove his love for me… well I guess I have to move on."

Koopie is walking near the dock of shame looking for a good hiding spot. She wants to be near the base so it's easier and she doesn't have to run away. Birdo walks down the dock. She crosses her arms.

"So I'm guessing we had the same idea?" Birdo asks trying to stay calm and not attack Koopie for her mean looks. Koopie ignores and continues searching for a spot to hide while biting into her sandwich. "Why don't you like me?"

"…Don't play dumb." Koopie replied and then she steps off the dock of shame. "You have this stupid hiding spot, I'd rather lose the challenge and then be forced to stay near you!" She turns and stomps away.

"I'm not playing!" Birdo shouts then she stops and realizes that she technically just called herself dumb. "…I'm not going to let her get to me… not until I know what her problem is with me."

Yoshi is lying on his bed overstruck with sadness. He can't distinguish all his mixed emotions at the moment. He stares at the bunk above him and sighs.

"I'm so lonely…" Yoshi complains.

Boo floats into the room. "Hey Yoshi, do you want to-"

"LEAVE ME ALONE!" Yoshi roars at Boo causing him to immediately leave the room without saying anything else. "Ugh… I'm so lonely…"

Pauline is heading to the cabin but Boo stops her in her tracks.

"I wouldn't go in there if I were you; Yoshi is kinda mean right now." Boo warns.

"Do you know who I am? I can do whatever I want, thank you very much!" Pauline snaps and then barges into the cabin. Yoshi protests for Pauline to leave but she refuses and sits on the bed.

"What do you want?" Yoshi asks.

"Yoshi, I understand your pain… I'm going to miss Goombella too…" Pauline says until Yoshi cuts her off.

"You told me this all before."

"Well anyways, Yoshi, I got something that won't make everything better but could put you at ease for a little while." Pauline says.

Yoshi's eyes widen in excitement. "What? Is it food?" He then squints his eyes in disappointment when Pauline pulls out a plain black brush with many blonde hairs entangled inside it. "A brush? All this pain I'm feeling…. And all you got me was a brush?"

"Not just any brush," Pauline grins. "This was Goombella's brush that she forgot to pack. You should have it… so you feel like Goombella is still with you right by your side cheering you on."

Yoshi snatches the brush and sniffs it. "It smells like her…" Then Yoshi pulls some of the blonde hairs out of the brush and swallows them making Pauline question exactly what he's doing.

"Uh… Yoshi why'd you swallow those hairs?"

"I'm feeling parts of Goombella enter inside me!" Yoshi states.

"Uhh…" Pauline is now disturbed and she backs away out of the room left speechless. She then goes out to find a good hiding spot for the challenge.

Mona is in Zess T's garage on the island trying to find objects that could help her find the best hiding place possible. She's tossing the objects back as quickly as she can. Boo notices her and then immediately gets hit with the anchor used from the dodge-ball game that Mona threw back.

"Oh, I gotta find something! I HAVE to win this challenge. I need to prove myself! I must win! I just must!" Mona shouts.

"Ow." Boo said. Mona stops

"Oh I'm so sorry Boo, I didn't know you were there. But then again, that's what you get for saying the word swag earlier." She laughs.

"Yeah… sure, anyways Mona, Dry Bones formed an alliance and he wants you to be in it. It's made up of me, Birdo, Koops, and…" Boo states.

"Me in an alliance? Ha! You're funny I can win this show on my own thank you very much." Mona boastfully replies.

"Listen fake boobs, Pauline is out to get you, and if you don't join our side, we may vote you off also. There's no way you'll win invincibility every single time, so just give it up and join the alliance. Get over your pride, and join you fake-breasted orange haired win-crazed maniac."

"Can you please stop calling me fake boobs. You fat, long dried tongue, marshmallow looking freak. You're just jealous that Bow doesn't have wonderful breasts like mine." Mona brags.

"But yours are as fake as this act Miley Cyrus is trying to pull…" Boo smiles.

"That's like the meanest thing someone could ever tell me." Mona laughs sarcastically. "But you can go tell Dry Phony that I'll join his petty alliance, for now. Only because I want to take down Pauline."

"Good. Tell the others if they ask that I got to you first!" Boo smiles. Then he sticks his tongue out and disappears.

"Ew. I hate when he does that. And he needs to brush his tongue his breath smells horrible!" Mona complains and then she continues to look for items that can be used to hide with.

Koopie Koo is standing on the dock of shame with suction cups. Her plan for her hiding place is to hide underneath the dock of shame because she doubts Zess T would ever think of looking there. Shy Guy jumps in front of Koopie with a small flower in his hand. The flower has pink petals that slowly fade into white at the tips. The flower resembles a rose but isn't one because there are no thorns on the stem. He hands the flower to Koopie and she just stares at it for a second and then looks back up at him.

"What's this for?" She asks.

"I don't know exactly. I just thought you'd like this flower." Shy Guy laughs and smoke blows out of the eyeholes on his mask which makes Koopie Koo back away from him.

"Uh… I guess that's sweet…"

"Uh… I like your name." Shy Guy blurts out.

"Thanks… I got it for my birthday…" Koopie replies then walks away without saying another word. Shy Guy chases after her, much to her annoyance.

"Hey, Koopie, I just realized something…" Shy Guy says.

Koopie turns around and asks "What?"

"Well you and Dry Bones have the same Koopa anatomy, so that means there's a skeleton that looks just like Dry Bones right inside you right now…"

"That makes me feel uncomfortable…" Koopie replies.

Mario finds Peach and starts walking with her. Peach is heading to Zess T's kitchen to see if there are any creative hiding places inside there.

"You know, you didn't have to do it." Mario tells her.

"Don't boast for yourself, I did it for me also… I just thought you'd stand up right after I did. You'd tell her that I was the one you wanted… but apparently I'm not." A tear runs down Peach's right cheek. Mario tries to hug her but she pushes him away. "No- I should've never fell for you…"

"Peach, I-"

"There's nothing you can say to make me feel better. I feel terrible for even thinking that I could have you. At first I thought I was too good for you, and I was wrong, I'm worthless. Even a guy like Wario is too good for me… I was stupid for thinking otherwise." Tears roll down Peach's cheeks. "And now my mascara is smearing on national TV because I'm crying…"

"I don't a want her, I never wanted her. I want a you." Mario cried.

"No… don't do this. Don't build up these feelings again Mario. You've made your choice. You and Pauline have a nice little life, with your nice little alliance. I'm done Mario." Peach said as she tried to walk away but Mario grabbed her arm and pulled her closer. "Get off of me!"

"Peach, this alliance has my head all screwed up… but… I still want you. Pauline's hair smells nice, but I'd rather smells yours! It's much more sentimental, much more endearing!" Mario says.

"Mario, obviously this alliance of yours is more important than our relationship. So you do you, and I'm gonna do me. That's all there is to it. Good bye."

"Peach, please don't do this. Not a now. I don't wanna disappoint a Pauline right now. I can't just dump her for you, she'll kill—" Just before Mario finishes his sentence Peach whacks him with her bat in his head as hard as she could.

"Why do you care so much about what she thinks or what she'll do? You obviously like her!" Peach screams and then hits him with her bat a few more times.

"Ow, stop. That a really hurts." Mario complains.

"No! You deserve it for leading me on!" Peach hits him with the bat again. "You jerk!"

"I'm sincerely sorry Peach for everything. But you're a the one I a want. Only you! Why can't you see that? I didn't choose to a be in this a love triangle." While Mario says this, two birds in the background fly into each other and fall on the ground. The birds get up and a third bird arrives.

"You could've rejected her a long time ago, but you didn't. Mario, just face it, you don't want me. I'm just the side-chick, but no more! No more will I put up with this, Mario I'm done!" Peach shouts, in the background the third bird steals a worm from one of the two birds and flies away. It flies away then crashes into a tree and falls right back to where the other two birds are.

"Please don't be done, Peach, I can a fix this. I'mma Super Mario, and a Super Mario can fix this." Mario states.

"You're not Bob the Builder! Mario, I can't make you love me… so I'm not going to try anymore. Just leave, leave back to Pauline. I have nothing else to say to you." Peach points to an opposing direction. Pauline walks up from the direction Peach is pointing. Mario turns around and notices her.

"Mario! There you are, it seemed like I was playing a game of hide-and-seek looking for you." Pauline laughs as she wraps her right arm around his neck and pulls him closer. "Ugh. I love how blue your eyes are. They're as blue as the toilet water in the confessional room after Zess T put that cleanser thing in it. That blue."

"Uh, thanks?" Mario replies and his eyes travel over to Peach who gives him one more stare that is overflowing with sadness and anger. Mario looks back at Pauline and grins.

Dry Bones gathered Boo, Birdo, Koops, and Mona in the main lodge so they can discuss how their alliance will work out. They all sit down in one of the rectangular wooden tables that still have scraps from breakfast that Zess T never had time to clean up. A spider is crawling on the table. Boo notices it and lets out a loud girlish scream.

"Ah. A spider get it away from me!" The ghost screams.

Birdo picks up the spider and looks at. "I thought you faced your fear of spiders." She says and then she holds the spider closer to Boo which causes him to scream again. "Aw, come one, don't worry, the spider is smaller than you."

"Yeah… heh heh… so are grenades." Boo states with a hesitant laugh. "Now get that thing away from me."

"Uh, Boo, I'm pretty sure the spider is more afraid of you then you are of it." Koops states.

"Uh, I don't see a spider running out of here and catching a plane to Las Vegas in fear." Boo states.

"Why Las Vegas?" Dry Bones asks.

"You can just turn invisible." Mona adds.

"So what am I supposed to do with this thing?" Birdo asks holding up the spider.

"Kill it! Kill it with fire! Send that little devil to hell!" Boo cries and then turns invisible in fear.

"Yeah, uh, I agree with him. Kill it. I hate spiders!" Koops says as he backs away when Birdo holds it closer to him.

"Just get that thing outta here, it's too distracting." Dry Bones says.

"What was I called in here for? I have better things to do with my time? You know, like win the challenge?" Mona complains as she taps her fingers on the table. Birdo disposes of the spider while Mona spoke.

"Yeah… I gotta find Koopie!" Koops states.

"I'll make this quick. So, we're now an alliance so I think we should assign roles to everyone in the alliance so everything will run smoothly. Now In total there should be six of us, assuming the vacant seat will join us once she's found. She must be taking the current challenge seriously." Dry Bones states.

"Rolls? Like dinner rolls? I'm hungry." Boo states.

"Will you focus?" Dry Bones asks.

"What? Sorry, I haven't had lunch yet." Boo frowns.

"Anyways, let's assign these roles so we'll have success in the alliance. Boo and Mona, you two will be the reporters. You guys will be like the press; you'll find the scoop on everyone else on the island. You'll find out who everyone's voting for and some. I'm counting on you guys! Koops, you have a very important role." Koops cutes Dry Bones off.

"Is it to clean toilets? I know you hate me Dry Bones." Koops mutters.

"I want all your petty drama outside of the alliance, Koops. Your sole job is to decide who we vote off, well you and Birdo for that matter. Birdo, me and you are going to be in charge of any tasks outside of the alliance."

"Why don't we add Shy Guy to our alliance? Uh, he could be a useful ally." Koops asks.

"NO!" Birdo and Dry Bones shout at the same time.

"Dang, what y'all have against Shy Guy?" Boo asks.

"He's too distracting, and when I'm around him I can't help but get high, but right now I need a clear conscience if I want to bring this alliance to the end." Dry Bones states.

"I just don't like him." Birdo states.

Shy Guy skips outside of the kitchen and looks around at everyone in the main lodge.

"Why you all glaring at me like that?" Shy Guy asks as he backs up.

"No reason." Dry Bones replies.

"This reminds of the time I got banned from the bank." Shy Guy laughs.

"Uh… why'd you get banned from the bank?" Birdo asks.

"Well… apparently trying to give them weed to open a joint account is frowned upon…" Shy Guy states.

"Wow… only you Shy Guy, only you." Koops states.

"Well, one of my buddies was so high that day, that when he went in the bank he tried to order a Big-Mac."

"Well did he get one?" Boo asks.

"Boo, you're a special kind of stupid." Mona says.

"So Shy Guy, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but we're kinda in a meeting and you're kinda interrupting it. So could you… leave?"

"Oh my bad broski." Shy Guy laughs and then walks out of the kitchen. He notices Koopie fall into the water because her suction cups won't hold up her body. She lets out a loud scream of frustration. Shy Guy skips down the dock to her.

"Need help?" Shy Guy asks as he skips down the dock.

"Not from you." Koopie replies while twisting water out of her hair.

"Wow you have a nice big round shell." Shy guy says as he steps closer to Koopie.

"Um… yeah, can you please just… make yourself disappear or something. I'm trying to perfect this and I can't with you bugging me." Koopie complains. Shy Guy frowns and then walks away from her.

Meanwhile in the main lodge, Dry Bones wraps up the meeting.

"Yeah, so that's it. You're all free to go."

"Ugh my makeup looks terrible right now. I NEED to fix it right now." Mona states and then runs out of the main lodge.

Koops peaks out of the doorway and looks at Koopie. He sighs and then looks back at Birdo. "I really do love her; I just went crazy not being with her. She's my girl…"

"Koops, although I can't stand that crazy bi-" Birdo stops herself. "I think you should talk to her. She can't run away, I mean that's her hiding spot and times almost up for us to hide. Go. And while you're at it, ask her why she hates me." She kicks Koops out of the main lodge.

"Hm, Birdo that was nice of you…" Boo grins.

"Hey Dry Bones; I got a joke for you!" Birdo chuckles under her breath.

"What?" Dry Bones replies.

"What room can Boo not be in?" Birdo asks Dry Bones.

"I don't know what?" He replies.

"The LIVING room! Ha, get it, cus he's dead!" Birdo laughs. Dry Bones just stares at her with his nonexistent eyes.

"You do realize I'm dead also right?"

"Geez, don't choke on a lifesaver over it." Birdo replied as she walked out of the main lodge.

Koops walks down to the dock and stares at Koopie for a second. He takes a deep breath and then says, "Okay, um, Koopie Koo can we talk?" Koopie just ignores him and puts her suction cups around her wrists. "Koopie Koo, you can't ignore me forever."

"What could you possibly want?" Koopie asks. "Haven't you broken me enough, just leave me alone!"

"Koopie Koo, I um, I don't know how to put this into words. I'm not, uh, not used to being, uh, away from you. And I was going crazy because I missed you so bad. I, um, believed you could've been long over me while I was on the show."

"So you cheated on me in fear that I would cheat on you? Koops shut up!" Koopie rolled her eyes.

"I don't, um, know what's wrong with me. Koopie, I need help." Koops cries. "Koopie, I need you."

"…Lies! All lies!" Koopie muttered with an aggressive tone. "You're just a cheater and have no excuse for cheating! And I'm glad it's on TV so the whole world can see what a dirty rotten liar you are!"

"Koopie, but what about Bradley?" Koops asks.

"Bradley?" Koopie asks. "From back home? Bradley? What about him?"

"All you done lately was flirt with him right in front me. I see it, your best friend sees it, heck, even your mom sees it. But you didn't care, and when I was on the island alone my mind was going crazy, thinking you'd cheat on me with him. I was getting subconsciously upset with you." Koops confesses.

"What? Koops I would never! And if you had a problem with Bradley, why didn't you just tell me about it? I've no interest in him whatsoever. The only guy I loved was you, and you betrayed me." Koopie begins to cry. "Just leave. You're hurting me even more."

"Koopie, I want us to be happy, together, you and me… you and I, me and you? Uh, grammar aside, I'm sorry for what I did, but Koopie you're still the one I want."

"Just get away from me Koops! I don't want anything to do with you anymore!" Koopie wipes tears from her eyes.

"Koopie, I'm, uh, sorry." Koops says as he turns around the dock and starts walking. He turns around and notices Koopie holding up her middle finger which is blurred out. "I'm such a screw up…"

In Confessional

Koops – "I'm such an idiot…"

Koopie – "Do I still love Koops? Of course I do… a lot, and that makes everything worse. But I gotta let him go… I just gotta… Anyways, this has been bothering me for some time now, but what's the point of blurring out the middle finger on television?" /holds up middle finger which is blurred out/ "Are people like, 'oh my god, you fooled me. I have no idea what could be behind that blur. It could be a toaster? A walrus?' But no it's a middle finger. You hear that world, this is my blurred out middle finger." /holds hand closer to camera/

Birdo – "I WILL find out why Koopie hates me, if it's the last thing I do!"

Yoshi – "Funky Town is getting kinda old. Now I wanna go to Electric Avenue." /pretends to play a guitar/

Peach is walking through the woods with tears running down her cheeks. Toadette hiding inside a large tree notices and climbs out.

"Aw, what's wrong?" She asks while Peach rubs tears off her cheeks.

"Everything."

Toadette sits down on a tree stump and makes Peach sit next to her. "C'mon let's talk about it. Is it about Pauline?"

"Somewhat, it's more Mario… I quit Pauline's alliance." Peach confesses.

"That's awesome." Toadette smiles. "But what'd Mario do? Want me to get Birdo to beat him up for you?"

"Nah, I think I hit him with my bat enough… but he's staying with Pauline. He wouldn't quit with me he refuses to stand up to her. He's a jerk and I wish I never fell for him! I'm an idiot!" Peach starts crying again.

"Aw, poor baby," Toadette hugs Peach. "You're not an idiot. He's the idiot for choosing a terrible witch over a sweetheart like you."

"Thanks Toadette." Peach smiles.

"Yeah, now go find your hiding spot. You only got three minutes left."

"I'm going, I'm going." Peach runs away as fast as she can.

Yoshi walks up to where Toadette is. He has a large streak of red lipstick smeared all over his forehead.

"Uh, Yoshi, what's up with the lipstick on your forehead?" Toadette asks with a slight giggle.

"I'm trying to make up my mind." Yoshi states.

"… anyways Yoshi, you okay?" Toadette asks .

"Um…" Yoshi sighs. "No… I'm not okay. I haven't had my mid-after brunch before my afternoon snack, meal."

"Oh, Yoshi, I was asking about Goombella…"

"Oh, yeah, her. I miss her a lot, but I'll be okay." Yoshi changes the voice on his translator to a country accent. "I still gotta win this thing. Yee-haw. The real question is are you okay?"

The mushroom girl gives him a look of confusion. "Why would I not be okay?"

Yoshi changes the voice on the translator to one that's high-pitched. "Girl, you don't know it, but technically, you threw Birdo under the bus. Koopie hates Birdo because she thinks Koops kissed her."

"What? Why on earth would she think that? And how do you know this?" Toadette asks.

"Me and Janette are like spies on the island. We know everything." Yoshi laughs as he gets up. "G'luck figuring out what to do."

"Hm, I miss Janette, she'd know what I should do."

In confessional

Toadette – "After the challenge I'm gonna tell Koopie Koo, Koops kissed me. I'll feel guilty if I don't. I mean, I wish I knew this earlier."

Mona – /polishing one of her trophies/

Boo – "I'm not even actually hiding, I'm just gonna turn invisible. Heh heh, I think Donkey Kong forgot I had that ability. My problem is that it takes a lot of energy out of me to stay invisible for an extended period of time. But I can do it." /laughs but accidentally chokes/

Pauline – "I don't know how much longer this act can last… I'm about to drop it…"

Shy Guy – /holding up a tube of toothpaste/ "Hm, recommended by two thirds of dentists… hm, if dentists make money off people with bad teeth, why should I trust this toothpaste that they recommend? /pulls out a vaporizer and inhales smoke which is weed/ what if, what if the toothpaste companies and dentists are plotting to take over the world. Like, every time someone gets a filling there's a microscopic tracking device in them but it's not detectable. And what if people that brush their teeth regularly over the fillings are transmitting signals to the government. What if Miley Cyrus is the monster Rihanna is friends with under her bed?" /inhales more vapor/

"Attention campers, your time is up, Zess T will now be searching for you. Hope you all found excellent hiding places. Good luck!" Donkey Kong announces into the intercom.

Zess T creeps up on Mona who is wiping off the makeup on her face in the girl's bathroom because she messed up. Zess T attempts to tip toe towards Mona but it sounds like loud stomping which causes Mona to turn around while shaking in fear. Zess T holds up her water gun ready to shoot her but then shrieks at the sight of Mona without makeup. Mona holds her hands over her face immediately.

"You look like a raccoon in the face. Girl, what is up with them bags under your eyes?" Zess T asks and then she begins laughing.

Mona removes her hands off her face then rolls her eyes, "Girl, these bags under my eyes are designer…"

"I think you got the flea market style…" Zess T laughs loudly then falls on the ground while still continuing to laugh.

"Ugh… they don't even look that bad…" Mona complains and then runs away while Zess T continues laughing.

Zess T wipes tears out of her eyes and then she notices Mona got away. "Dang it I forgot to blast her. She will NOT get to base on my watch!" She runs out of the room to find Mona.

Zess T runs quickly and easily catches up to Mona. The win-crazed girl jumps on the dock of shame to try and reach base. When she's about a foot away, Zess T blasts her with the hot sauce. Mona falls into the lake and she easily notices Koopie hiding under the dock. "

"Oh, Zess T! There's someone hiding under the dock!" Mona announces.

"Ugh, I really hate you right now." Koopie says. Then Zess T peaks her head under the dock.

"Why hello there. You thought you were slick. I must say that is an amazing hiding spot. And I love your white shoes. Be a shame if they somehow got stained." The chef laughs and then sprays Koopie with the hot sauce.

"Ugh. My shoes." Koopie complains as pulls herself off the bottom of the dock and falls into the lake.

"Time to find my next victim. I don't know who they'll be, or where they're hiding. They think they can outsmart me but they can't. I got this awesome water gun filled with hot sauce. They should know that I will find them, and I will kill them, erm spray them." Both Koopie and Mona look at Zess T in fear.

Toadette is trying her hardest to be as silent as possible. She hears Zess T stomping through the woods. Toadette takes a sip of soda that she brought with her to her hiding spot.

"Who's there?" Zess T screams and shoots hot sauce out of her gun suspecting someone, but ends up only hitting a nearby deer. "Oops. Yeah, the animal activist groups aren't gonna like that…"

Suddenly, Toadette has the urge to burp. She covers her mouth and closes her eyes and tries to resist it. When Zess T walks by the tree Toadette lets out a loud burp causing many animals to run out of the woods because it scared them. It also causes many leaves to fall off nearby trees. Zess T peaks her head into the tree Toadette is hiding in.

"Really? That's the best you got?" Zess T asks.

Toadette crawls out of her hiding place. "So I guess this is the part where I run?" Zess T nods. "But there's no point because the minute I turn around you're gonna blast me with the hot sauce." Zess T nods again. Toadette holds her arms out. "Blast away."

Zess T blasts her. Laughs evilly and walks further into the woods to find other victims.

Koopie walks into her cabin and sets up and punching bag so she can let out all the anger she built up from her talk with Koops earlier. Shy Guy skips in and sits down on one of the beds. Shy Guy pulls a blunt out of his mouth.

"What up with the punching bag?" Shy Guy asks.

"Did you already get caught by Zess T?" Koopie asks the pothead.

"Uh, no, I totally forgot we were playing hide and seek. But oh well, the most obvious places are the last places people check so I'll be fine for now." Shy Guy shrugs. "Why's your makeup running? You were crying again? Need to smoke again."

"No Shy Guy! Last time I was so dumb letting you get me high, but Shy Guy I'm not you! I'm not going to smoke away my problems like they don't exist! Not again! I'm going to stand strong." Koopie begins punching the punching bag. "Ugh. I don't know if I want to imagine the bag as Birdo or Koops!"

Shy tosses a stress ball to her. "I think you may need this."

Koopie throws the stress ball at Shy Guy so hard that it knocks him off the bed. "Hm, what do you know, I do feel better! Thanks Shy Guy!"

Mona is walking to the bathroom to shower because she has hot sauce all over her. Toadette notices her.

"Oh, hey, Mona, have you seen Koopie?"

"Oh. Her? She's in the cabin, me and her already been caught." Mona replies.

"Yeah, I suck at hide and seek. Anyways thanks Mona." Toadette replies and heads over to the cabin.

"No problem." Mona replies and walks into the shower. She throws her towel off her body and walks over to a stall. She opens it and then screams loudly when she finds that Mario was hiding in the stall. Mona hesitantly grabs her towel and wraps it around her body in fear. "Mario! Why the heck are you hiding in the GIRLS bathroom shower stall?"

"I didn't a know where to hide. And oh my god, they are real!" Mario covers his mouth.

"Get outta here!" Mona shouts.

"But… where am I a gonna hide?" Mario asks.

"I don't know, figure it out!" Mona shouts. Suddenly the camera pans outside to Mario being thrown out of the bathroom and grass scraping into his mouth from his teeth.

"Mamma mia that girl is strong." Mario complains.

Inside the Poison Mushroom's old cabin Koopie Koo is still hitting the punching bag. Shy Guy is still lying on the floor. Toadette walks in.

"Uh, hey Koopie Koo." Toadette says.

"Oh hey Toadette." Koopie Koo stops punching the punching bag for a second. "What do you want?"

"Can someone help me up? There are cockroaches all over this floor." Shy Guy complains.

"Oh, there was just something I really need to tell you, it's kinda important."

"One second." Koopie smiles. She turns around and faces the punching bag. "This is what you get Birdo for causing my man to kiss you!" A small symbol of the punching bag appears on the bottom of the screen with"0%" in white font in front of it. Koopie Koo punches the punching bag so hard upwards that it flies through the roof and the number in front of the symbol turns red and reaches "999%" in a dark rent font and the punching bag leaves a large hole in the ceiling. "Yikes that's never coming back down. What'd you want to tell me Toadette?"

"Uh," Toadette backs away from Koopie in fear. "That I really like your shoes…. Yeah, that's what I wanted to tell you."

"That's it, hm, I thought it was gonna be something bigger than that." Koopie laughed. "Thanks though, I got them on sale."

"Koopie, you are so strong. You look so weak and frail, I'm pleasantly surprised." Shy Guy states.

"I'm just gonna go wash this hot sauce off me." Toadette says and then walks out of the cabin.

In Confessional

Toadette – /still covered in hot sauce/ "Oh my god, she's so much stronger than I thought. She could kill me in one hit. All this hot sauce on me could very much be blood if I tell her the truth. I know Birdo could take her. What do I do?"

Koops – "For some reason I just can't focus on the challenge today, Koopie is just on my mind. I feel so bad… and, uh, I'm such a terrible person. I should've never went on this show. I should've, um, declined and stayed in Petalburg with Koopie. Nothing bad would've happened and I'd still have her." /sighs/

Zess T is walking through the woods. She notices a shovel leaning against a tree and looks at foliage all over the ground. Zess T moved the foliage and notices a large hole with a ladder leading down to a casket.

"Ugh. This idiot forgot to hide the shovel with him!" Zess T slaps her forehead. She climbs down the ladder and easily opens the casket. Dry Bones is found lying down asleep inside the casket. He wakes up at the sight of Zess T. He jumps in fear causing his right arm to fall off.

"You forgot to take the shovel with you. And what if I stepped on the leaves and fell into this ditch?" Zess T asks. "You didn't think this through. And you have nowhere to run."

"Okay, I get it… hiding in a casket was a bad idea. So can you just spray me so I can move on with my life?" Dry Bones asks.

"I'll get to it. I know I'm being timed but this is just hilarious. I want you to take in the stupidity of your actions." Zess T laughs.

"You are an evil person." Dry Bones states. "Spray me."

"Fine." Zess T blasts Dry Bones with her water gun filled with hot sauce. Then she climbs back up the ladder and goes out to find more people.

Dry Bones reconnects his arm to his body and stretches. He climbs the ladder and heads back to the cabins. He notices Mona coming out of the bathroom in a new outfit and her hair still wet.

"You got caught too?" Dry Bones asks.

"Yeah, I forgot time was up I was in the bathroom and Zess T found me first. I tried to run but missed base. Ugh. I'm such a loser." Mona complains.

"Relax." Dry Bones laughs. "It's just a challenge. You can't win them all. Who else was caught?"

"Uh, I caused Koopie to get caught." Mona laughs. "And Toadette was caught, I ran into Mario earlier but he didn't get caught yet. And I think Shy Guy is in the cabin and I'm not sure if he got caught yet. That's it I think."

"Dang." Dry Bones replies. "And I never really realized how comfortable caskets are. Much more comfortable than the crappy beds in the cabins."

"You were hiding in a casket?" Mona asks.

"Yep." Dry Bones replies with a cheery grin.

"Oh. My. God." Mona walks away after she slaps her forehead. Dry Bones just laughs and heads to the boys bathroom so he can wash the hot sauce off him. Mona walks into the girl's cabin. Koopie is doing pushups while Shy Guy is smoking.

"Ugh. Shy Guy. I can't stand the smell of weed. If you're gonna smoke can you please do so out of my cabin." Mona states.

"Okay, okay, guys, have you ever noticed that we're not stuck in traffic, we ARE traffic?" Shy Guy asks.

"So when I say I hate traffic…I hate myself… why would I say such a thing about myself?" Mona ponders out loud. "This is why people get depressed!"

"I think you're overthinking it." Koopie says.

"Uh, Shy Guy, can you go smoke somewhere else now. I really can't stand the smell. It makes me wanna throw up." Mona states.

"This is discrimination against us stoners! This is unjust!" Shy Guy stands up and walks closer to Mona. "UNJUST!" Shy Guy skips out of the cabin without saying another word.

"Why are you doing pushups?" Mona asks Koopie.

"When I cry I feel weak; I have to make myself feel strong again." Koopie states as she continues doing pushups.

Zess T looks up in a tree and spots Yoshi. She immediately shoots at him but Yoshi dodges it and jumps down from the tree.

"I will survive!" Yoshi shouts. "Yeah, I, I will survive!"

"Not on my watch." Zess T runs after Yoshi. He runs from the chef as fast as he can, dodging every shot Zess T makes at him. The screen switches over to Zess T and Yoshi playing Dance Dance Revolution with arrows ascending on the screen in front of them. Then the scene switches back to Yoshi running towards the dock so he can get to base.

"You will not escape my wrath!" Zess T shouts and still shooting hot sauce at him while chasing him. Yoshi stops and takes a breath when he's within an arm's distance from base. Zess T shoots him with the hot sauce causing him to sigh. "D'aw. You hit me with the beautiful sauce…"

"Muahahaha! This is getting too easy! Five down, seven to go! I will find them all!" Zess T runs off to find more campers.

Yoshi heads to the bathroom so he can take a shower to get the hot sauce off him.

Zess T notices Shy Guy sitting on the steps outside of the girl's cabin smoking. She runs over to him laughing hysterically. Shy Guy just shrugs and doesn't even attempt to run to base.

"I found you… you gonna try to run?" Zess T asks as she prepares her water gun to blast him.

"Nah, I'm good. I'm chilling right now." Shy Guy laughs and then Zess T blasts him with her hot sauce. "I lost my blunt. No! You evil lady!"

"Aw, thank you, I take that as a compliment. Whoo! Six more! I got this!" Zess T runs off to find more people.

Peach is hiding on top of the boys' cabin. She sits there on her phone scrolling through pictures of her and Mario, slowly deleting each one.

"You don't have a to delete those!" Mario says from behind her causing Peach to jump and drop her phone off the roof and onto the ground.

"Ugh. Why'd you follow me here?" Peach asks in a loud whisper so Zess T doesn't hear them.

"Well, I mean, I a didn't know you were up here. I got kicked out of my a last hiding place so I decided to a come up a here. It was a just a bonus that you were a up here." Mario smiles and steps closer to Peach.

"Mario, for the last time, I am done. Please leave me alone. And thanks for causing me to break my phone." Peach rolls her eyes then looks away. Mario grabs Peach's chin and turns her back around. He kisses her gently but stops when Peach doesn't kiss back. "Kissing me isn't going to fix this. And you have Pauline's lip gloss on your lips, cherrylicious flavored. That just made things worse."

Mario sighs and looks down. "Peach, I can't tell her… but I want you. You're the girl I want and I don't want this competition to get in between us."

Peach stands up with tears running down her eyes again. "So I'm just supposed to be okay with watching you kiss another girl in front of my face!? No I won't have it anymore! Mario you've made your choice, you and her live a happy fun-filled life and have everything be okay. I don't care anymore. I'm done. I'm beyond done. I want nothing to do with you anymore."

"Well, this is certainly interesting. Cute little drama going on." Zess T states while sitting on the roof behind them.

"How a long were you a sitting there?" Mario asks.

"Does it matter? Say goodbye." Zess T aims the water gun at Peach and shoots at her. Mario screams "No" loudly and jumps in front of her and gets shot instead. After Mario hits the ground, Zess T still shoots Peach, making Mario's save useless.

"Ugh. It's all in my hair." Peach complains.

She and Mario both climb down off the roof. Peach heads into her cabin to get her brush.

Mario heads to the boys' bathroom. In the boys' bathroom, Yoshi is wearing a muscle shirt while looking in the mirror.

"Hm, this is a muscle shirt… uh, maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in…" Yoshi says while he flexes into the mirror.

"Uh… Yoshi you do a know that muscle shirts don't" Mario gets cut off by Dry Bones.

"Maybe it's just not on right." Dry Bones sarcastically replies to Yoshi.

"Or… maybe I have to put batteries in it somewhere." Yoshi says as he takes off the muscle shirt and searches for a compartment to put batteries in. Mario slaps his own forehead because of this. Dry Bones just laughs and then walks out of the bathroom.

In Confessional

Yoshi – "I've come to the realization that people can be so weird sometimes. You reach under the bathroom stall to tie their shoes and they freak out and instead of thanking me… not my fault I wanted to tie their sandals together…"

Zess T is still searching for the last four campers that have yet to be found. She's growing hopeless. Zess T walks by a random item block and she smashes it. A Koopa shell flies out of the item box. Zess T squats down and knocks on the shell. "Koops, I know it's you in there. Mind as well come out now."

Koops crawls out of shell and stretches. "Aw," He complains. "But that was such an awesome hiding spot. I thought I had this one…"

"Nope." Zess T prepares her water gun and Koops tries to run away. "Dang, for a turtle you sure are fast. Get back here!"

"You'll never catch me!" Koops yells but then he accidentally slips on a puddle of hot sauce left from when Zess T blasted Shy Guy. Zess T immediately blasts Koops while he's on the ground. Koops cant's get up because he's on his shell.

"Whoo three to go. These campers can't fool me! I'm the ultimate seeker! I should work for the CIA I'm that good at finding people." Zess T brags.

"Uh, can you at least help me up?" Koops asks as he moves his arms and legs struggling to get up.

"You see, I would, but I won't. You're on your own! Muahaha!" Zess T runs away quickly.

Donkey Kong walks up to Koops and glares at him. "You see, I would help you up but that would require effort and yeah… no. So I'm just gonna leave you there."

"Aw come on." Koops complains.

Birdo is hiding in a large bush near the area Koops is stuck.

"Birdo? Birdo is that you?" Koops asks as he looks over into one of the bushes.

"Will you be quiet?" Birdo says as she tries to stay hidden.

"I'll shout unless you help me up." Koops says. Birdo grunts and then sneaks out of the bush and grabs Koops hand. She helps him up. "Thanks, Birdo. You're a life saver."

"Now I gotta get back into my hiding spot!" Birdo jumps back into the bush. She peeks out of the bush and looks around for Zess T and sighs in relief when she doesn't see her around.

Zess T walks around and then notices Koops is gone. "There's no way that scrawny koopa got up on his own. Hm, and there's a large foot print in the hot sauce. A foot print of one of the victims I haven't found yet."

Birdo jumps out of the back of the bush and tries to silently sneak over to base without saying a word. Zess T shifts her eyes and spots her. Birdo runs as fast as she can while Zess T chases after her in full speed. Birdo reaches the dock and notices Pauline hiding up on the lifeguard tower.

"Hey! No fair! She's hiding on base! She can't do that!" Birdo shouts as she stops to point at Pauline. Zess T doesn't listen and shoots Birdo with the water gun. Zess T aims the water gun at Pauline who refuses to move.

"You can't shoot me, I'm on base." Pauline brags, but Zess T still shoots her anyway.

"We have to talk to Donkey Kong on whether you win invincibility or not." Zess T states, "But who cares, I mean you're still covered in hot sauce. Now there's one left. Where is that stinkin Boo?"

Boo is staying invisible right near the lifeguard tower. "Ugh… I don't know how much longer I can hold onto this…" he complains.

"I hear him… where is he?" Zess T shouts and then frantically shoots the water gun in every direction hoping it'll hit him. "Oh no, I'm out of time! Dang it." Boo reappears with a wide grin on his face.

Donkey Kong walks down the dock and claps his hands. All the other campers walk down the dock behind him. "Congrats Boo on not getting caught. You win invincibility. And congrats Pauline for finding a way around the rules, you also win invincibility." Pauline smiles. "As for the rest of you, one of you will be leaving tonight."

Dry Bones and Birdo pull Toadette aside.

"Listen, Toadette, I formed an alliance and I want you to be in it. We can dominate the competition." Dry Bones states.

"Hm, an alliance? I don't think so." Toadette declines because she's already in an alliance with Peach. "But I may vote with guys every now and again."

"Toadette, we need you. Everyone in the alliance has roles. Like me and Koops decide who the entire alliance should vote off." Birdo says and Dry Bones elbows her. "Why you elbowing me?"

"Um… sorry, after my best friend and boyfriend left I kind decided I wanna go solo for the rest of the competition." Toadette lies. "Sorry."

"Uh, okay. Can you at least consider joining us in the distant future, we need you." Birdo says.

"Yeah, we'll leave the offer on the table until the end of the next challenge, then if you still say no then, you're officially an enemy of ours." Dry Bones states.

"Isn't that a little overboard?" Birdo asks him.

"Uh, okay. I'll keep that in mind." Toadette walks over to Peach. "Okay, Peach, We need to talk alliance."

"Okay, Toadette, I'll be fair. Since I decided on Goombella last week, you get to decide who our next victim is."

"Mario." Toadette says without hesitation.

"What? Why him?"

"Peach, he follows Pauline's every order and votes with her every challenge. He's like her puppet. He needs to go, and it's for the best."

Peach sighs. "Fine. We'll vote him off."

"Also, Dry Bones formed an alliance with a bunch of other people. I was offered to join it. Should I?" Toadette asks.

"Hm. I'd say no for now, we got the competition and we know how to play the game. We don't need help from outsiders. Otherwise I'd still be doing everything Pauline says." Peach laughs. "But we do need to influence their alliance to vote with us."

Toadette grins. "That won't be very hard."

In Confessional

Peach – "Okay, it's honesty time. Two months before I got on the show someone stole my shoes. To the person that stole my sneakers while I was playing in the ball pit at McToads, please grow up."

Mona – "You know what? For as much as I learned about stop, drop, and roll as a kid, I expected to be on fire more times in my life…."

Pauline, Mario, and Yoshi are discussing who they should vote off.

"Pauline, we need more alliance members, there's only three of us left!" Yoshi cries.

"Hm, you're right. I remember Boo wanted to join the alliance a while back. Maybe we'll get him and maybe one other person."

"So who a are we voting off tonight?" Mario asks.

"Well, honestly. That girl Koopie has been really annoying. We should vote her off!" Yoshi suggests.

"Oh the irony of Yoshi calling someone else annoying." Mario comments.

"Okay, Yoshi. We'll vote off Koopie. Sounds like a plan!"

The twelve campers are sitting near the bonfire where Donkey Kong stands holding a tray with eleven mushrooms on it. "I have two mushrooms, one for Boo and one for Pauline." He tosses one to Boo and one to Pauline who is sitting right next to him. "As for everyone else, there are only nine mushrooms on this plate and ten of you. One of you will not receive a mushroom tonight and must immediately walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers and leave. They cannot pass go or collect two hundred dollars!"

"Eh, can we just get on with it?" Shy Guy asks.

"Okay, let's see, I have a mushrooms for Yoshi, Shy Guy, and Koops." Donkey Kong throws their mushrooms to them. "Toadette, Birdo, and Peach are all safe." He throws mushrooms to all three of them. "And Dry Bones and Mona are also safe." Donkey Kong throws them both their mushrooms. "Koopie, Mario, this is the last mushroom. Whoever does not receive this mushroom must immediately walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers and leave forever. The final mushroom of the night goes… to…." Suspenseful music begins playing. "Koopie."

"Oh. That was close." Koopie runs up and grabs the final mushroom.

"Mario, dude, you're out." Donkey Kong says as he points to the boat of losers.

"There's one thing I gotta do before I leave!" Mario shouts. "Pauline!" Pauline looks at him. "I don't love you, or want to be with you. I love Peach!" Mario runs up to Peach and kisses her. Mario is then dragged down the dock by Donkey Kong and thrown onto the boat of losers. The boat drifts away.

Pauline is left sitting there speechless, heartbroken and speechless. "You- you-" She points at Peach. She has come to the realization that her queen bee spot has been taken over by no one other than Peach. Pauline gets up and walks away without saying anything else.

Peach is also left speechless.

"Uh wow. That was definitely surprising, what will happen next? Will Pauline fight Peach? Will Dry Bones' alliance fall apart? Will Birdo and Koopie fight? Will Toadette tell Koopie that Koops kissed her? Will Koops convince Koopie to take him back? Will Yoshi survive another three days without Goombella? Will Dry Bones just admit that he's in love with Janette? Will Peach stay with Mario? Will Boo gain his comedic swag back? Will Shy Guy ever get tired of weed? And most importantly who is the mole? All these questions will be answered on the next episode of Mario… Total… Drama Island!"

Votes:

Peach – Mario

Koops – Mario

Pauline – Koopie Koo

Mario – Koopie Koo

Birdo - Mario

Koopie Koo – Mona

Toadette – Mario

Boo - Mario

Dry Bones – Mario

Mona - Yoshi

Yoshi – Koopie Koo

Shy Guy – Mona

Mario's Audition

Mario's audition starts with Mario coming out of a pipe.

"It's a me Mario!" Mario says with a wide grin. Mario then runs down while the camera follows him He jumps and a mushroom comes out. Mario eats the mushroom and grows. He continues running and squashes a Goomba. He jumps over a few pipes and passes a coin block. Mario jumps up and hits it and gets coins. Mario runs further down the level and eventually reaches a flag pole. "You a see I a finish the level." Mario jumps and attempts to grab the flag pole but ends up missing and hitting his face against it and he slides all the way down it.

A/N

12/26

-Okay, first and foremost thanks for all the reviews. It was interesting to see everyone's predicted elimination orders. Did Mario's elimination throw any of you off? And Superguest, I have a chapter planned to see all the eliminated contestants just like on the normal Total Drama Island. :D

-Whoo fighting writer's block is a pain. But I managed to get through.

-I'm really excited for the next chapter. The challenge is going to based on "The Mole" and I can't wait to get started writing it because all the great Mole fics on here inspire me to do a challenge like it.

-Uh, so yeah, please leave a review. Ask questions, leave comments, anything. Reviews are what are helping me get through writer's block, but regardless. Thank you so much for reading and sorry for my extremely slow updating. :)