Texting
By: Loxodontack
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada
Pairing: Miranda/Andy
Disclaimer: Don't own them, just hoping to bring them closer. Anything you recognise from the movie or extra's is not mine! They were originally Lauren Weisberger's but by the time I got to them they were Fox's.
A.N.:. This was posted as a prompt for Poke The Dragon Fic-A-Thon by
Miranda/Andy - texting. Don't have a preference on rating, whether they're already established or not, etc., but the bulk of the texts must be between the two of them. . ?thread=17105935#t17105935
M: Coffee
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M: Dresses
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M: 20 Scarves
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M: Andrea, where are you?
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M: Andrea I am not amused, answer your phone now!
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M: Andrea, answer your phone, NOW
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A: Miranda. In case you didn't notice, I quit
M: You cannot quit
A: Of course I can. I quit
M: Where are you?
A: Paris
M: Obviously. Where are you?
A: Out
M: What are you 10?
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M: Coffee
A: I do not work for you
M: Coffee
A: You should be paying attention to the show
M: It is abysmal. This is unacceptable. Coffee!
A: This is ridiculous; you ignored me for the entirety of the time I worked for you. What do you want?
M: Coffee
A: No. You're at work. Have an assistant get some
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M: Fine, coffee please
A: It's been 2 hours, are you telling me you still have not had coffee?
M: Of course I have. The point is, I want YOU to get me COFFEE
A: Miranda, I am finally getting to see Paris. Oh yeah, and I quit
M: Now
A: Stop
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M: May I have some coffee, please?
A: Miranda, I quit, have someone else get your coffee
M: It's not the same
A: You'll get used to it sweetie
M: Sweetie?
A: Yes I quit, I didn't leave you xoxo
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M: You sent coffee
A: Well it seemed to be important to you x
M: Where are you?
A: Still in Paris
M: Enlightening
A: I try
M: You're very trying
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A: Dinner?
M: No. I'm working
A: No, you're not. You're sulking in your suite
M: I do not sulk. I reflect
A: Sure. What are you wearing? ;-)
M: Clothes
A: Dinner?
M: No
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Cas: What did u do 2 Mom?
A: Nothing. Why?
Cas: She's super cranky 2dy.
A: What makes you think it's my fault?
Cas: Who else?
A: Might be because I quit
Cas: whut?
A: I quit my job
Cas: 4 cryn ot loud, dnt fk ^, Unquit
A: No, This is better for us
Cas: Nuh uh, she's gonna be sure ur leavin
A: I'm not leaving, Say Hi to Caro for me
Cas: wuteva, Jst dnt f ^, L8R
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A: Can I come over?
M: No
A: Come on baby, I'm outside your door
M: Go Away
A: Sweetie, let me in
M: Go Away I'm busy
A: I've got coffee
M: You've got a card, let yourself in
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Caro: Srsly Mom did u really need 2 do dat in public
M: Good morning Caroline, to what are you referring?
Caro: Did u have 2 go 2 dnr with her in Paris
M: It was necessary to eat. Have you done your homework?
Caro: So Lame, u suck
M: Caroline Priestly!
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M: Caroline appears to be less than impressed with our appearance on Page6
A: I'm sorry sweetie
M: It is hardly your fault
A: I really enjoyed our date though
M: Yes well, tonight?
A: Great! My turn to surprise you ;-)
M: You should be aware I do not respond well to surprises. Particularly this early in a relationship
A: I'm sure you'll enjoy the location. But in the interest of no unwelcome surprises, I'm going to kiss you tonight
M: Yes, well, we'll see about that. It is only our eighth date
A: See you later sweetie. 6 o'clock?
M: May have to be 7
A: I'll be at your suite at 7.30pm xx
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M: My meeting with Stewart ran long, I will not be ready until 8.30
A: No problem, see you then xx
M: It was unavoidable I'm afraid. His flight was delayed out of London
A: Seriously, no problem, I'll pick you up at 8.30 xx
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A: Are you sure Lily's are her favourite flowers?
Cas: Duh
A: Ok, ok
Cas: Jst b urself, she's gt nthng bt 3 4 u
A: How's Caroline?
Cas: Sulkng in hr rm. She'll gt ovr it
A: I don't want to cause any trouble for you guys
Cas: LOL as if, Dnt wry, b :-)
A: Any last tips?
Cas: dnt f ^, l8r
A: Thanks
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Cas: What U doin?
M: I'm meeting Andrea for dinner. How are you Bobbsey?
Cas: Fine, She's ok u know
M: That's good, who is okay?
Cas: Andy, you've done worse
M: Why, thank you darling. That's very nice of you to say
Cas: Don't mind Caro, she'll gt ovr it. $?
M: For what?
Cas: iTunes
M: I'll transfer some money to your account, and to your sisters
Cas: gr8! njoy ur date! ;-) l8r
M: Love you lots xx
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A: On my way
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M: Thank you again for a lovely evening
A: Trust me, my pleasure ;-)
M: Yes, our kiss was acceptable
A: Acceptable! It was amazing! You're amazing!
M: Well I was surprised, I had warned you I don't respond well to surprises
A: You knew I was going to kiss you
M: I had not anticipated you kissing me there
A: Got to keep you on your toes Priestly
M: Show is starting
A: See you later?
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M: Are you sure you want to spend another evening inside, when you could be exploring Paris by moonlight?
A: You're such a romantic!
A: I'd much prefer to spend every second with you, than a moment apart sweetie
M: And you say I'm romantic. Very well, 7 o'clock?
A: Excellent! Maybe we'll get to explore Paris by moonlight next year! :-)
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A: Miranda where are you? I thought we were meeting at 7?
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A: Sweetie, are you okay? Where are you?
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A: Miranda, please just let someone know you're alive
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A: Miranda please
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Cas: Mom sys 2 tell u she's alive!
A: Thank you Cas. Do you know where she is?
Cas: Paris
A: Great, thanks! :-)
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A: Thank you for letting me know you're alive. What the hell is going on?
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A: Do not do this. Where are you? Are you okay?
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Cas: Flowers and chocolate!
A: What?
Cas: 2 mk ^ 4 whteva u did!
A: I did nothing
Cas: U musta dn smthng
A: Thank you for your sage advice!
Cas: l8r
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Cas: we gotta do smthng
Caro: sit bk n :)
Cas: No, I wnt hr :D
Caro: Srsly? W a grl?
Cas: As lng as she's :D I dnt care
Caro: It'll b n news
Cas: Whts new?
Caro: l8r
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A: Miranda, I swear to God, answer your phone! NOW!
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M: Next year
A: I am NOT waiting 4 months to speak with you!
M: Did you fall and hit your head?
A: No, but I'm beginning to wonder about you!
M: There's no need to be offensive
A: Okay, will you please explain to me why I have to wait until next year to speak with you
M: You said 'Maybe we'll get to explore Paris by moonlight next year!'. Next year!
A: Sorry, I thought it would be nice, romantic. We don't have to, I understand you don't want people to know we're in a relationship. If you want, we could continue to pretend we're just friends
M: Next year Andrea. You are talking about it like we'll still be together next year
A: Oh. Sorry, I thought we were building something real, months of friendship, nine dates, kisses. Sorry, I misunderstood
M: No, Yes, we are, I mean we have been. It's just, you'll still want to be with me next year?
A: Of course I will. Next year, the year after and every one that follows. Forever
M: Really?
A: Yes.
M: Forever?
A: I am NOT having the rest of this conversation via text. I'll be in your suite in 10 minutes. Be there!
M: Yes dear
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Caro: Fine then. Wht?
Cas: Dinner.
Caro: Why?
Cas: 2 mk it easr on Mom
Caro: Whteva
Cas: Uv gt 2 b :)
Caro: Mnt I alwys?
Cas: Sure, pls b nice?
Caro: Ok alrdy. L8r
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M: I'll be home at 6 tonight.
Cas: Cool!
Caro: c u
M: I've asked Andrea to join me
Cas: Excellent!
Caro: Fine
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M: I've informed the girls you will be joining us for dinner
A: Great! Can't wait to see you later xx
M: Caroline didn't even protest your presence
A: Better again. It'll be great to catch up with them. And to see you ;) xx
M: Indeed. Looking forward to it X
A: Ah sweetie, love you lots like jelly tots xx
M: You are ridiculous, I'll see you later my love
A: To infinity & beyond! xx
That's All!