"Good day, everyone!" Marj greeted. "What if it's evening in their corresponding countries?" England asked. "And then good day and evening," Marj said, glaring the British. "Apparently, this interview thing gets more attention now that makes me cry, thank you for the support," Marj said, drying her pretend tears. "Stop the drama and let's start this thing! The hero is bored!" America said. "B-But, I have a speech for this," Marj said.
"Okay this first one is from illijazGreen98," Philippines said, completely ignoring Marj. "You guys are mean," Marj said.
"THE AWESOME ME HAS BEEN RETURN FROM THE PARADE! I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE REUNION OF MY FAMILY CLAN THE "TAPALES CLAN" THAT IT IS.
HEY MARJ WHAT KIND OF PUNISHMENT DID YOU GIVE THOSE GUYS ANYWAY I HOPE IT'S A CRUEL ONE CAUSE I LIKE VIOLENCE *EVIL LAUGH*
I HAVE SOME FEW QUESTIONS FOR THOSE PEOPLE ONLY -_-
For Switzerland: why are you so overprotective to Liechtenstein?
For England: HEY YOU BLOODY BASTARD WHAT DID I JUST HEARD FROM THE GUEST THAT YOU RAPE MI LITTLE PEARL!
For Turkey: what's your relationship with Greece anyway?
For Greece: OH MY GLOBE! I LOVE YOU GREECE! I KNOW WE HAVE COMMON INTEREST: you like cats, i like cats too; you like to sleep, i like to sleep also ... _ well except when it comes to sexual matters... nahhh i don't like to remember it TT_TT so tell me about your country?
For Liechtenstein: hi Liechten-chan your so FREAKING CUTE! I JUST WANNA HUG YOU but i can't maybe your brother is gonna kill me anyway w
NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE DARES!
-ALL OF YOU MUST BE PREPARE BECAUSE THIS DARES ARE ORGANIZED BY ME AND MY PARTNER IN CRIME "THE DEVIL"- ( I KNOW IM SUCH A SLAVE DRIVER AND THAT'S WHAT IM PROUD OF)
•England: you can curse someone that you like (it's okay you can turn them into frog, cat, or let them go back to kid for all i care it's your own choice)
•France: you'll be send id the david jone's locker for at least 24 hours
•America: you must not eat Hamburgers or any unhealthy foods, FROM NOW ON YOU MUST EAT HEALTHY FOOD MADE BY PHILIPPINES OR ENGLAND!
•Germany: try to act like Prussia during in the whole session
•Prussia: act like germany and never say the word "awesome" during in the whole session
•Italy Veneziano: act like romano in 3 minutes
•Italy Romano: act like France During the whole period
•China: you cannot say the word "aru" in at least 24 hours
•Russia: you must marry Belarus (America you'll be the priest)
•LET'S HAVE A BOXING MATCH: PHILIPPINES VS. SPAIN (all the countries must have a bet in which country they will choose to win) (SHOW NO MERCY GUYS! ESPECIALLY TO YOU SENIOR SPAIN! your to soft for your facing a petite little pearl!)
•Mommy(Hungary): mommy you can throw many frying pans as like to tito prussia's head _
•Daddy(Austria): can you teach some piano lessons please
•all the countries must play seven minutes in heaven (marj prepare some tiny surveillance camera inside in the closet so we can see it what's happening in there and you can use it as a black mail in another session)
•Philippines: please sing "Reset" by: charice pempengco
AND NOW FOR THE GROUND FINALE
IT'S TIME TO PLAY DODGEBALL
ALLIED FORCE VS. ASEAN
here's the rule: whoever wins this game will be the slave for the month and please chose who will be your slave. By the way you can have violence in playing dodgeball. I Don't care if you win or lose in this game but at least your having fun.
THAT'S ALL AND I GOTTA GO CAUSE IM GOING TO PRACTICE FOR "SILKA KARAOKE CHALLENGE" I JUST HOPE I'LL BE ONE OF THE TOP TEN
-WISH ME LUCK 0w0-"
Philippines read. "Stahp it, don't ignore me, I'm the boss of this thang," Marj said. "Well, I can tell you I was very cruel, right, Romano?" Marj smirked at Romano who stepped back a bit. "G-Get away from you, creepy bastard," he said. "See?" she said.
"I'm protective to Liechtenstein because I don't want her to get hurt, you ca clearly see there are a lot of dangers in the world we live in today," Switzerland said. "Well said," Marj clapped.
"I-I didn't rape, Philippines! I am not a pedophile and will never be, if I want to do it with her, I would ask for her consent. I don't want her to suffer." "You were drunk." "I don't remember." "Luzon was traumatized when he walked in." "I don't know what you're saying." "Stupid Brit."
"I don't want to talk about it," Turkey said as he turned his back. "You're acting like a kid," Greece said. "You're more of a kid than I am," Turkey said.
"My country is full of history that would interest you.. There are statues and shrines dedicated to the Greek gods and goddesses..." Greece's voice trailed off. "Okay.." Marj said. "If you want a proper answer, just Google it," she added.
"W-Well.. Thank you for calling me cute.. And you can hug me if you want, it is just a hug," Liechtenstein's soft voice surrounded the room, calming them.
England muttered something and waved his wand resulting America to turn into a kid. "I-It's not like I like America or anything.. I just want to see him as a kid again, that's all," he said. "Awww.. America.." Marj sparkled. "What is this David Jones locker you speak of?" France asked. "Trust me, France.. I'll take you there and lock you there," Marj said pulling France into a locker. "Mon dieu! It's too stinky here!" France screamed. "Hmm.. Okay, it's locked, good luck, France," Marj said, smiling. "Sadist," Philippines said.
NWOO! HAMBUWGERS ARE HEALTHY!" Little America whined. "Come on, America. I'll cook for you," Philippines said, carrying the little American. "Okay! The Hewo agwees to your suggestion!" America cheered, hugging Philippines. "This is too cute," Marj said.
"Vhy should I follow what you said?" Germany asked. "Just because you have your own religion doesn't mean you can do what you want here," Marj said, glaring at Germany who was really taller than her. "Alright, because I don't vant to experience vhat happened to Romano," Germany gave in. "Kesese~ I am ze awesome Deutschland!" Germany said in a throaty voice. "Oh hoho~ This will be fun," Marj smirked.
"Zis is so unawe-" "Don't say awesome even if there's a prefix," Marj smiled. "Alright, just because you are scarier than Hungary with her frying pan," Prussia said, with no smile and no pride. "You look more decent that way," Philippines said. "Vhy you little- I mean, don't say zhat," Prussia said.
"I don't want to cuss," Veneziano said. "Come on, Italy, it's just for 3 minutes," Marj gently convinced Veneziano. "Is that special treatment I see?" "Because Veneziano's too cute," Marj glared at Philippines who was rocking little America. "Get away from me, you creepy bastard," Veneziano said, copying Romano's voice. "Oh my gosh, this makes me fangirl," Marj muttered. "And Romano?" she turned to her favorite tsundere.
"Oh fuck.." he muttered. "I don't even know many French words," he complained. "It's alright, then an Italian version of France," Marj said. "Okay then," Romano muttered. "Buon giorno, mademoiselle," he came near Marj. "Paradise.." she almost fainted.
"I won't then a-" "No." "I never thought this would be hard." "Good."
"Marry Belarus?!" Russia stepped back. "Marry me, brother," Belarus was just at the door. "Oh I'm the hewoic pwiest!" America waved his little hands. "LuzViMin!" Marj called out. Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao tied Russia up in chains. "I feel bad for you dude." "Don't blame us, we're following orders." "This will fun." The Philippine siblings said.
After one hour..
"I now caww you husbwand and wife, you may now kiss the bwide!" America said. Well, let's just say Belarus had her kiss with Russia and Russia almost barfed.
"Boxing huh?" Philippines smirked. "I don't want to hurt, mi hija," Spain said. "Come on, Spain. It's just a boxing match and Phili is a strong girl," Marj said. "Okay then.."
After a few seconds..
"Spain is knocked out! Philippines is the champion!" Marj announced. "Is Papa still alive?" Philippines asked. "Where's your armada now, Spain?" England smirked. "Oh poor Spain," Marj said.
"Okay then!" Hungary smiled throwing her unlimited supply of frying pans to Hungary. "Damn.. Damn.. Damn.. COULD YOU STOP THIS CHILDISH BEHAVIOR HUNGARY?!" Prussia screamed. "Well, someone blew a fuse," Hungary said.
"Sure, I can. You can go to my house so I can teach you. I also teach Hungary to play the piano too," Austria said.
"Okay then, I'll pick who will go in," Marj said. "Hmm.." she scanned the whole room. "America and England," she said. "WHAT?!" "It's more like 7 minutes in hell," England said. "Then Philippines and Japan." "ANO?! (WHAT?!)" "B-But.." "Russia and China." "Da?" "No, aru! You want me to die, aru?" "Romano's going with me." "What the crapola?" "Veneziano and Doitsu." "Veee~~" "O-Okay then.." Marj assigned each country in the room.
After some time...
"I'll send you the videos soon," Marj said, smiling. "Reset? Sure!" Philippines said.
Oooh yeah woahhhh
My pulse is getting fast
My heart is gonna crash
Hey I got something to say to you
We've been on overdrive
Maybe we should take some time apart
I'm always on the road and putting on a show
I know you're really trying to keep up with me
Baby we're compatible
But you must be sick of all the bull
I pull on you
Now I'm having second thoughts about us
I think I like it like it was
I know I shut the system down
But now I wanna bring it back up
We need to reset don't wanna regret
Not making up with you
You and I fading from the screen
Can we prevent a freeze
We're losing power and we're spinning down
Suddenly back up dedicated now
We crashed but we can turn it
Around (and 'round and 'round)
After a reset
'Ey start it up again yeah oh ~
Start it up wooaah ~
I'm tired of the nights without you by my side
We only seem to text and email
So you come on the road
Maybe we don't have to fall apart
It's working for a while
But I see through your smile
This isn't the life you signed up for
You tell me It'll be okay
As you board a different plane back to where you were
Now are you having second thoughts about us
I know that I'm still in love
I know I shut the system down
But don't you wanna bring it back up
We need to reset don't wanna regret
Not making it up with you
You and I fading from the screen
Can we prevent a freeze
We're losing power and we're spinning down
Suddenly back up dedicated now
We crashed ~ but we can turn it around
After a reset ~
[Rap]
Hey hey! Pakinggan mo naman ako (Hey hey! Please listen to me)
Hey hey! I think this is the way na dapat gawin (Hey hey! I think this is the way it should be done)
Reset! Sana naman ika'y sang-ayon din (Reset! I hope you'll also agree)
To all the things that I'm gonna say
I wish ika'y pumayag din (I wish you'll agree)
Mag-aagree ka ba? (Will you say yes?)
If I tell you that "Magsimula tayo para tayo'y sobrang happy na" (If I tell you that "Let's start all over again so we can be happy")
We should reset all this
Ibalik ang nakaraan (Let's turn back the time)
Start it up
Start it up
Oh baby
Start it up again
Ohhh
Start it up
Start it up
We need a reset (reset~)
Don't wanna regret
Not making up with you
You and I fading from the screen
Can we prevent a freeze (Can we prevent a freeze~)
We're losing power and we're spinning down
Suddenly back up dedicated now
We crashed (We crashed ~) but we can turn it around ~ (and 'round and 'round)
We need a reset (oh ~ ) don't wanna regret
Not making up with you (making up with you)
You and I fading from the screen (fading ~ from the screen)
Can we prevent a freeze
We're losing power (we're losing power, we're losing power) and we're spinning down
Suddenly back up dedicated now
We crashed but we can turn it around ~
After a reset
Start it up again ~
Start it up
Start it up
hmmm…
Don't want to fall..apart…again
"Dodgeball? That would be easy," Vietnam said. Taiwan giggled. "You want to come against us, aru?" China said. "But wait, China is both an Asian and part of the Allies," Marj said. "I could substitute China," Canada whispered. "Okay, the game is on!" Philippines said, obviously siding with the Asians. She IS an Asian.
After a few moments...
"We win!" Russia said while smiling innocently. "How, aru?! HOW?!" China said. "I'll have China as my servant," Russia smiled. "Hmm.. I'll have Vietnam," America smirked. "Uhh.. Japan maybe?" England said. "I'll be having Hong Kong," Canada whispered. "Looks like Mademoiselle Taiwan is mine," France said. "This would be so fun," Marj cheered.
"Good luck for you!" The countries said in their own languages.
"Guest!
Hi there, love this interview. As Prussia and Philippines would say, "Awesome".
Questions time:
Deutschland-How do you feel about your family-Sweden,Switzerland, Lichtenstein, Austria, Prussia, Belgium,Netherlands, Romanian , England, Denmark, Norway, Iceland, Latvia and Estonia Prussia ,Bavaria, Saxony, Hesse,and Brandenburg ? During the time that the Berlin wall stood, how did you feel about being away from your brother?
England-What is your favorite band? Who was your favorite ruler? How do you feel about Germany and Prussia being your relatives?
France-you are a pervert! How is Canada so different from you? (not that it is a bad thing)
America-i am a first generation american citizen. Who do you like better, Mexico or Canada?
Canada-Love you so much! What do you like to do in your spare time? Do you have any crush on anyone? Can you send me pancakes and actual maple syrup please?
Russia-My friend wants to become one with you, but she scarier than you, Belarus, and Germany combined. Do you want to become one with her?
China-What is your favorite tea?
Japan- Do you like the old style manga (Such as Astro Boy and Black Jack) or do you like the newer versions, such as fairy tail and naruto?
Italy- what your favorite food beside pasta?
Spain- Since my parents are from central american countries, such as Guatemala and El Salvador, i guess that make you my grandfather? How do you feel about your children from Central America, especial Mexico?
Hong Kong-Where can i get fireworks and can you ship it to america for me?
Everyone-Have you ever meet you 2p! of yourselves and how was it?
Dares: Sorry but i going to be cruel to some of you
France-flirt with Russia and become one with him, (just for the day)
England-Dress up in your punk and act like one for two chapters (if is ok with the author)
Japan-Kiss either Germany, Canada, America or England.(full on lip)
Italy-make something other than pasta
Germany-kiss either Canada,America, England, or Prussia.
America-eat something health and not deep fried
Canada- Dress in your Mounties uniform,
"Zey all have Zeir own lives now and zey are all doing fine," Germany said. "Except mein bruder. It vas actually lonely zat he vas not zere to annoy me, it vas a dark time," he added. "The Beatles, love. They were a great band. Queen Elizabeth I was almost my favourite ruler, she made the British Empire so successful. And Germany and Prussia as my relatives? I could never believe that two drunkards are my relatives," England said.
"I am just affectionate but I never taught Canada to be the same as me, mon cher. I wanted him to be proper and not like Angleterre," France said. "Who? Ah! Canada! Of course I like him better! Mexico called me Satan once!" America said.
"I like eating pancakes and taking care of Kumaniro... I don't actually have a crush on anyone, I don't like thinking about that. Sure, why not?" Canada whispered.
"Da! Everyone is welcome to becoming one with me except Belarus!" Russia smiled.
"Any tea is delicious, aru! Except if made by Opium (England)!" China answered.
"The ord styres opened up the door for the new ones so the new ones are better," Japan said.
"I love anything France makes!" Veneziano said.
"They are all angels, chica~ Well, except Mexico but because mi hija Philippines helped Mexico get his independence, I guess Mexico is not at all bad," Spain said.
"You can easily buy fireworks in markets or some stalls near your home. I can ship them to you... If I want," Hong Kong said.
The countries shivered. "Luciano was scary," Veneziano said. "Let's just agree that they're all dangerous," England said. "Agreed," they all said. "I cannot relate," Marj said.
"EHH?! You can't be serious," France said. Marj cracked her fists. "What did you say, France?" she smiled innocently. "Oh yes, mademoiselle!" France said as he went to Russia. "Let's not bother them," Philippines said. "I'm not going to do what you're all making me to do!" England said as he held on his guitar. England suddenly kissed Japan. "Y-You must take responsibirity, Igirisu-san," Japan said as he melted unto the ground. "That dare, check," Marj said.
"Here's a risotto~" Veneziano said as he showed a rice dish. "Kiss me, bruder!" Prussia shouted as he ran towards Germany but the German managed to dodge. "NO." "Philippines, can you give me something healthy?" America said. "Here," Philippines said as she gave America a lentil and mixed vegetable casserole. "I made that!" she added. America ate the dish.
Canada appeared wearing a Mounties outfit. "Looking good, bro!" America said.
"Now from Qualeshia Marshall
Hey, I'm back to ask some questions.
For Denmark: Why is your hair so beautiful and *touches it* wonderful?
For Prussia: I'm your biggest fan and I love you very much! *hugs*
For Scotland: You're so much more amazing than England. *sighs happily* My god you're hot!
For Netherlands: You're good looking too, darling!
*stares happily at Denmark, Prussia, Scotland, and Netherlands* My goodness you're all so so damn sexy! *blushes insanely*
For America: *hands bag of McDonald's* Here you go sport! Go crazy!
For the other nations: I'm too lazy to walk over there...*looks back at Denmark, Prussia, Scotland, and Netherlands* SO I'M GONNA GO BACK TO FLIRT WITH THEM! MY BISHOUNEN PRINCES, I LOVE YOU!
Marj read. "Of course my hair is beautiful and wonderful! I take care of it carefully!" Denmark said. Marj shivered. "Ugh, Denmark." (( Random trivia about author: She is teased by her best friend Denmark and DenNor and she gets easily pissed off with this)) "Everyone loves the awesomeness!" Prussia announced. "F'course ey am, lassy," Scotland said. "Shut up, Scot," England glared. "Ye shut up, Brit," Scotland said. Netherlands nodded. America frowned. "I can't... I should do what I was told," he said.
"Thank ye foh reviewin," Marj said, trying to copy the Scottish accent.
"From bodesciakirkland
ello writer. I am Bodescia Kirkland, but better known as Britannia. It's great to meet you all. I have few questions to ask you youngsters. *looks at all her children* It's good to see that you all are doing great. How have things been for you all? To writer and the other nations: If you have any questions for me just ask. I shall return with more and better. Goodbye to you all.
England read. "We're all doing fine, mum," he said. "The wee Brit thinks he's be'er," Scotland said. "I have a question, how were you when you were raising your children?" Marj asked. "You're making the world upside down with you asking," Philippines said. "I thirst for info," Marj said.
"Goodbey, lassies and laddies, till next teym," Scotland said.
