AN: So this is inspired by "Mother of Monsters" (you guys should read it to get why this is going to be funny) So what if with a glance, Loki thinks Percy Jackson is one of his? Did he sire or mother the boy?

This follows The Lightning Thief, starting when Percy fights the Chimera. It's set a year before the Avengers (yes, the plot of PJ is pushed forward by a few years) but some of the Avengers will make an appearance. It will be funny, unless it's Loki thinking about Thantos. So this first chapter/prologue is a bit serious.

Finally, the disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers or the Percy Jackson series. You should know who are the owners.

And now, enjoy!

EDIT: So excited, I have an A03! And this is on their, so welp: a03 dot org / works/ 5257644 [replace the a03 with the real url and the dot with a .]

Chapter 1: Loki loves his kids

He knew what Thanos wanted from the beginning, ever since he gave him knowledge. But while Loki was eager to take over Midgard and hand over the Tesseract, there was something that worried him.

He was actually quite fond of Midgard and he has spent much time in it, savoring the short lives and the people there. Well, perhaps he enjoyed the people too much. But let it be said that Loki is not a cruel father. Distant, perhaps, and much more to his half-god offspring, but it was that way. Even to his immortal children, whom he tried to spend as much time with, did not see them often. He had duties to perform and Odin would not let him near Hel or his other two, who have been banished. He only had Sleipnir, but Odin was his master.

Midgard, the place the mortals call Earth. Yes, he knew this place quite well. But he wasn't here to take over. Not yet. That plan would not be implemented for another year, until his strength and magic was at his maximum. Thantos also was being quite stubborn about the Chitauri army, so Loki asked permission to scout Midgard and seek out the threats that would be eliminated within a year. Or so Thantos thought.

But he wasn't here for that. He was here to make sure his offspring, the mortals with his blood, were safe. It has been around twelve years since he visited and possibly blessed a mortal with a child. He most likely sired one, but mothering one and not remembering was actually quite common, sadly.

(He wasn't so sure, he was quite fond of those locations the mortals called 'clubs'. So he might or might have not had or sired a child…)

Nevertheless, Loki did not want to cause panic among his children. Plenty of them over the centuries did not exhibit any form of his powers, whether it'd be magic, or his…Jotunn powers. Generally his children would be mischievous or at least have a sense of humor. Some were intelligent and others were clever. His children were truly unique.

"Alright, farewell." He waved to one of his grandchildren, who looked quite dazed. This one, like his father, (and grandfather, obviously) was in the entertainment business as a PR agent. Clever with words and knew who to manipulate people, his family roots were obvious. Loki, dressed in his new attire of leather and a green cape, placed his helmet on the ground. He walked around the perimeter of the house and then drew a dagger. He drew it over his skin and dipped his fingers in his blood and began tracing symbols of protection and luck around the house, while murmuring spells. After he finished the entire house, he stood, clapped his hands three times and watched as the blood seeped into the pale walls. He smirked, grabbed his helmet, and teleported.

He appeared in St. Louis in a simple black suit, and glanced around suspiciously. He felt something, something off and it reminded him heavily of the Asgardians Gods. They couldn't be here, not yet. His eyes spotted the large monument and narrowed. There was some sort of magical activity going out there.

"Well, who could it be? Has Heimdall spotted me? Or perhaps…" Loki trailed off before deciding on approaching the area. No one knew that he was alive, so either he'd take them be surprise and kill them. Or perhaps there was a sorcerer fighting for his life. Loki decided then it would not hurt to see what was going on. He had the advantage here.

AN: So this was short, but the next chapter will start with Percy and his meeting with Loki.