Chapter 3: Unraveling

Special thanks to: sakurablossom22 and all the reviewers!

Happy belated birthday BlOo KiSsEs! I tried to get this chapter out as soon as possible for you! :)

Watari, Soichiro Yagami, Touta Matsuda, Shuichi Aizawa, Kanzo Mogi, Hideki Ide, and Hirokazu Ukita stood together, tightly packed, waiting in an uncomfortably small elevator. You may ask what turn of events led to this uncomfortable situation. Was the group trying to answer some sort of really strange riddle? How many Japanese police officers can fit on an elevator? Well let's just say Watari got sick of waiting for the old computer to work so Watari decided to push his plan ahead a bit, to where the task force meets L. Unfortunately, L doesn't know about the surprise visit.

Soichiro looked at his watch. "Yo, would you peep at da tyme? It's almost tyme ta pick muh son up from skoo just like mammy. Will da elevator move any faster?"

"Oh, you have a kid?" Watari asked curiously.

"Yeah, he's working on uh degree in earf worming. Ya' know what I'm sayin'?" Soichiro explained.

"Earth worming?" A confused Matsuda repeated.

"Yeah, iz somethin` wrong wif it?" Soichiro asked.

"Earth worming is a very promising job." Watari added. "You wouldn't guess it, but my grand-son is also going to college for the very same job."

"Yo but muh son iz supposed ta be da very first professional earf worm wif vacation tyme! You know das right!" Soichiro exclaimed. "Yo ah'm going ta werds him an' tell him dat he has competition!"

"Werds him?" Watari repeated, now confused with Matsuda.

"He's going to text his son and tell him about Watari's son." Mogi explained with an eye roll.

"Text?" Watari repeated still confused.

Soichiro pulled out his phone and began typing to his son. In a matter of seconds Soichiro looked back up at Watari. "Yo Light wants ta know what yo' grandson's name iz."

Watari smiled. "My grandson's name is Kichiro Yoshiro!"

"Yo Light says he ganked yo' grandson. Ya' know what I'm sayin'?" Soichiro explained. "He's such uh nice son."

"Ganked?" Watari asked.

"I think that means your grandson was killed." Mogi explained in a matter of fact tone.

"Oh ..." Was all Watari could say.

The elevator opened and the Death Note cast members stepped off. They walked over and into the apartment just as L was brushing his hair in a mirror by the apartment door. He made his hair all spiky in the back and muttered the words, "I'm Sasuke Uchiha." He threw a white towel around half of his head and said, "Now I'm Ulquiorra Schiffer!"

L liked impersonating iconic emo anime characters, but most of the time he liked being himself best. Watari and the others entered L's apartment just as L was measuring how long his tongue was for his Orochimaru impression. In that quick instant L returned his tongue to his mouth and crossed his arms.

"It's about time Watari. I was waiting hours for your computer to reconnect!" L said angrily.

"Sorry about that sir." Watari said.

"There are so many swears that I'd like to call you right now, but since this story is rated K+, I had to make up my own swears! So you my friend are a big sugar free cheesecake!"

Watari frowned, but didn't say anything. Instead, Matsuda walked closer. When he could clearly see L's face, his face lit up as well.

"I know you! You're L; the same L that sponsors Sesame Street time to time!" Matsuda exclaimed.

L nodded. "That's correct. I have a soft spot for kids and love children's programming."

"Yeah, me too!" Matsuda exclaimed.

"By the way, who are you?" L asked.

"They're members of the Kira Task Force." Watari explained. "I thought we should speed this series up a bit. Even though Kira's only been around for three chapters of this FanFiction so far, it feels like we haven't made any progress for a little over nine months. While part of the blame is on phantom130 5 for having such a slow updating schedule, I feel as though we share some blame as well."

L nodded. "Seems fair enough.

"Yo iz it aight if ah invite muh son in on our meetings?" Soichiro asked.

L shrugged. "Not sure. This meeting should really be kept a secret."

"Yo muh son has uh deaf note. If we's find Kira he can use it ta kill him." Soichiro pointed out.

"He has a death note? I'm suspicious of him being Kira, but sure he can join!" L said with a smile. "Of course if he really is Kira, then none of you are allowed to tell him your real names. From this point on, all our names will be Strawberry, except you Mr. Yagami, since he's your son; you're basically screwed if he tries to kill you."

Soichiro frowned, but nodded. "Yo ah dig'. Ah'm going ta try ta prove ta you dat muh son wif da deaf note ain't Kira; jus' like that dog."

"I'm looking forward to it. This shall be interesting." L said with a smile.

~ phantom130 5 (April 2013)