Disclaimer: All OCs belong to me. All other characters are property of SEGA.

Hostile Takeover

Part 3 of 5: Parties and Pants

It was a warm autumn day. Many of the characters from the popular game series of Sonic the Hedgehog were gathered at the modest home of Amy Rose. Three of these characters, Amy, Rouge, and Blaze, were just getting ready to head out on their annual shopping trip.

Then it hit them.

Amy cocked an eyebrow and placed one hand on her hip. Her voice dripping attitude like a faucet that is almost shut off, but not quite so that you get that inconsistent drip that drives you up the wall, she asked, "What? A horrible joke? "

Well, actually…

Amy yelped as a portal opened up in the wall and four Mobians tumbled out, toppling the pink hedgehog to the ground. Sitting at the top of the pile, Sonic coolly wiped dust from his shoulders. "Huh, you were right Tails. Falling out of a portal doesn't hurt that much."

"Speak for yourself." was Tails' muffled reply.

As the four got up and dusted themselves off, Rouge fixed them with a questioning stare, hands on her hips. "Why are you guys here? Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails, you should be downstairs. And Shadow; you're supposed to be watching Silver."

"Listen, this may sound crazy but we're from a future chapter of this fan fiction." Sonic began to explain. "In our chapter, these three evil dudes and a grandma captured us so that they could take over the story. We've been chasing them through chapters of the fan fic, reclaiming what is rightfully ours! Somehow, the portal we took dumped us off here. Make sense?"

The room was silent as the girls pondered this. Heads were cocked, and chins tapped in thought. Finally they all shrugged. "Seems pretty mundane compared to your other adventures." Blaze pointed out.

"Huh. I guess you're right." Sonic turned towards the door and heroically placed his hands on his hips. "Come men! We have evil to stop!"

Sonic turned his head to his bro. "You can come too, Tails."

Tails sighed. "Not this again."

"Alright men and Tails! Charge!"

The four Mobians let out a fearsome battle cry as they all charged towards the door. They each reached the door at the same time, causing all four of them to be wedged in the frame. They struggled, all trying to be the first one free of the cluster.

"I'm the main character, I go first!" Sonic shouted.

"I was born first!" Knuckles hollered back.

"I was created first!" Shadow yelled.

"I'm the smartest!" Tails caterwauled.

"Well, I'm the coolest and coolness trumps all!" Sonic bellowed.

Eventually the four managed to push free of the doorway, but their momentum sent them tumbling down the stairs and into the living room. The three other occupants of the room, a crab, a dog, and a moustached hedgehog, looked curiously at the new arrivals.

"And that's why I don't wear pants." The moustachioed hedgehog declared.

Sonic leapt to his feet. "You!" He pointed at Myoc. "It's time to end this!"

"But Sonic," Myoc whined, "We're only a few paragraphs into this chapter. It would be wrong to end it here."

Sonic pondered this. "…Fine. We'll give you guys a ten second head start."

"Deal." Myoc and co. rose form their seats and dashed out the front door. Sonic counted off ten seconds before he and his posse of pain took off after them.

Huh, 'posse of pain'. That could be the name of a band!

Uh, anyway…

VvVvVvV

Silver was sitting peacefully in a simple armchair, an elderly lady snoring in the chair across from him. Silver thought that Shadow lived in the apartment above Club Rouge, but here instead was an elderly lady. Silver shrugged. Maybe she was Shadow's long lost grandma or something.

At least she wasn't trying to take over the world.

Silver thought he sensed some irony to that statement, but he brushed it off.

The door to the apartment burst open (though Silver was sure he had locked that) and three strange characters entered; a crab, a dog, and a moustached hedgehog.

"Huh? Who are you guys?" Silver was starting to think he was in the wrong Club Rouge.

The hedgehog spoke first. "I am Myoc! My moustache here is Doomstache!"

Myoc gestured towards the crab. "This is Steve, and the dog is Daeg."

"Why are you guys here?" Silver asked.

"We're all going to have a slumber party!"

"Uh, that's probably not a good idea." Silver stood and faced the newcomers. "This isn't my house; it's a friend of mine's. He isn't here right now, but I'm sure he'll show up later. Anyway, if we mess up the place, I know for a fact he'll brutally maim me, and I don't like being maimed. I like me!"

"Don't be such a worry wart!" Myoc chided, "We'll be sure to keep the house spic and span!"

"Ok then." Silver said, still unsure if this was a good idea. "But…"

"PILLOW FIGHT!"

Silver wasn't given a chance to protest as a pillow smacked him across the face. He watched in horror as the three OCs began beating each other with soft, feathery pillows. The old lady, Margaret, chose this time to wake up. Having been a part of a championship pillow fight team, Margaret knew she had to get in on the action. She grabbed a pillow and joined the fray, walloping her opponents with her fluffy pillow of death.

"Wait! Stop!" Silver cried out, but it was no use. Hah, see what I did there?

Soon the pillows broke open, coating the room in feathers. Myoc looked around at the mess. "Who wants a pop? Or soda, if you prefer."

The three other OC's all put their hands up. Silver sighed and put his hand up as well. Maybe a fizzy drink would help him clear his head.

Myoc pulled five cans of pop from his Magically Infinite OC Pocket and passed them out. Silver sighed again as he accepted the drink. The house may have been filled with feathers, but at least things couldn't get any worse.

Do I smell a jinx?

Silver open the can and screamed as the fizzy drink sprayed everywhere. Myoc laughed. "Soda fight!"

Everyone shook up their cans and opened them. They pointed the cans at each other, spraying one another with sticky pop. Soon the cans ran out of ammo, but not before turning the house into a sticky, feathery mess. Silver fainted.

The door burst open and four familiar Mobians charged into the room. "Stop you fiends!" Sonic shouted, pointing heroically at the OCs.

"What took you so long?" Myoc asked, "You only left ten seconds after us."

"We got stuck in traffic." Sonic explained.

Myoc's head cocked in confusion. "You were walking."

"Yeah, but man were those sidewalks crowded!"

Shadow looked around the house, eye twitching slightly. "My house… what happened to my house?"

"Silver did it." Myoc said, pointing at the unconscious silver hedgehog on the floor.

"That's it! When he wakes up, he's getting brutally maimed." Shadow decided. "But until then…" The dark hedgehog cracked his knuckles.

Sonic grinned and pointed once again at the OCs. "Get them!"

"And that's our cue to leave." Myoc said as a purple portal opened behind him. Margaret, Daeg, and Steve all leaped into the portal.

"No you don't!" Sonic cried as he and the others dove forwards.

Myoc turned to follow his fellow OCs when he felt Sonic crash into him from behind, sending both hedgehogs tumbling through the portal. The other Mobians followed shortly after, the portal closing behind them.

Silver woke up moments later, groggily rubbing his head. "Ugh, what happened?" he asked, looking around. There was no reply, because he was alone in the room. It would have been pretty creepy if there were a reply.

Silver stood up and slowly walked around the room, assessing the damage and wondering if he could clean it all up before Shadow got back. The silver hedgehog noticed something hiding beneath a thick layer of feathers. He reached down and picked it up. The object in Silver's grasp was a simple pair of blue pants, now covered in sticky soda and feathers. The silver hedgehog sighed.

"And that's why I don't wear pants."