Chapter nine everyone! :D you all should be excited…I'm not though! I have to start school on Thursday. Not going to be fun.
Chapter 9:Fuck
^Duncan's POV^
We are back on this damn plane, and it fucking sucks. After Chris went to a "therapy session" with an Asian lady, he decided he was fine to go and continue the show.
"Yea right, a therapy session, a fuck session is more like it." Gwen said, laying her head on my shoulder.
"I agree one hundred percent." I wrap my arm around her and kiss her head. "Want me to tell the story first or you?" Gwen sat up.
"I will start out this time I guess."
^Gwen's POV^
^Sitting in First Class^
Duncan and I are sitting side by side in first class. I look over and see Sierra typing on a computer…with a real mouse and a pizza box. Da fuck?
"So…what ya doing?" Sierra looked up like there was no issue with this.
"Just typing on my blogs. After I finish writing you can check your email if you want?"
"Yea that would be-"I then saw her take a piece of pizza out, and ate it.
"Actually no, no I'm good actually." Duncan snickered and whispered in my ear.
"Pasty, she is damn nuts."
"I could not agree more." Sierra looked at us and raised an eyebrow.
"So…you two are pretty close. Aren't you?" Excuse me?
"Uh…yea I guess." Duncan said, looking at me with a worried/confused expression.
"It is just I have noticed you tw-" I never thought I would ever say this, but thank God Chris interrupted.
"Hello best team ever! Just so you know we are heading to…the Amazon. Without even thinking, I said…
"Team Amazon in the Amazon? That has to be a lucky sign. Boy I could not have been more wrong.
^Present time^
"Yea, we were so lucky that day." Duncan said in his sarcastic tone, I smacked him on his shoulder playfully.
"Shut up, how was I supposed to know?" Duncan shrugged.
"I am just saying, three seasons babe." I crossed my arms and blew some hair out of my eyes.
"Alrighty then Head how about you tell the story now?"
"Sure Gwenny." He kissed me on my head…and I could not help but smile. Damn him.
^Chris is explaining the challenge^
^Duncan's POV^
Chris seriously needs to quit trying to kill us, with every challenge. Apparently we have to basically survive the wild and not get caught by these…zing-zing people. Whatever, we should be able to get through this challenge without dying…hopefully. Then Chris said something about deadly bugs.
"Uh Chris…" Cody mumbled.
"Yes Cody the network made it very clear that you have deadly bug allergies, so here is an EpiPen." Cody went to get it.
"Why the Hell would we give it to the person who could go into anaphylactic shock." Sierra literally was jumping up and down screaming for her to take it. Cody ran over to Gwen, and got on his knees and gave her the puppy dog eyes. Damn this kid is desperate. Gwen looked over at me and I slightly nodded my head, saying that it was ok. Gwen sighed.
"Fine I'll take it." Sierra was so pissed at Gwen; again I say she is one fucking creepy motherfucker.
"Aaaannnd go!" All of the teams ran to start on the trail, the other teams both went left.
"I think we should go right." Gwen suggested.
"No left!" So for about another five minutes we all argued about going left or right. Eventually we started out on the right path, which later turned out to be the wrong path
^Back in present time^
"How was I supposed to know?" Gwen said and I chuckled.
"It is ok Pasty, I forgive you." I kissed her on her lips, which she smiled and returned it.
"Again, you are the best boyfriend ever." I smirked.
"Yes I am and you better not ever forget it."
"Oh trust me big boy I could never forget it. But I think I will take over talking about that challenge."
^Walking along the trail^
^Gwen's POV^
"Hey you do know how to use an EpiPen?" Cody asked me.
"Not a clue."
"If I get bitten, you put the shot in my naked butt cheek." I cringed. Fuck no I am not doing that! I pushed the pen into Cody's hands.
"Yea…good luck with that." I ran and caught up to Duncan.
"What is the rush Gwen? A big scary bug go after you?" At that exact moment a bug swooped down and picked up Cody.
"No…but I am not EpiPenning Cody, ever." Duncan raised an eyebrow.
"I would have to put the shot on his bare ass." Duncan shivered and cringed.
"Good choice Gwenny…good choice." We walked for about a few more minutes, and then we ran into a couple of Zing-Zings. Fuck.
"Stay back! Do not make eye contact." Cody said, trying to protect all of us. Which did not work…at fucking all. We all got tied up to a tree; I was standing next to Duncan and Cody. Of course I do.
"The flashlight batteries in my right back pocket should fit the walkie talkie, but I can't reach it. Of fucking course it just had to be me standing there! Ugh Fuck my life.
"You are not allowed to enjoy this." I searched through his pant pocked.
"Hair gel, Casanova kissing breath mints, fax cologne, x-ray glasses?"
"What color are Cody's undies?" Heather said. I chuckled and looked. All I got was an eyeful…well not really of a tiny penis…Cody's tiny penis. I screamed and took very deep breaths. I will never ever ever fucking ever be able to be the same again.
"Who wears undies in the Amazon?" I saw Duncan put the glasses in his back pocket…I wonder who he is going to use them on. I have a pretty good guess. Next thing I know I had something stick to my hand. Damn EpiPen! Does anyone else feel like they drank fifty cups of coffee or is it just me? Heh…colors. We called help from Chris, all we got was we have to sing a song.
Heather: We should have just gone left. We wouldn't be in this mess!
Sierra: I said so too, but then Gwen used Cody's EpiPen!
Duncan: Now if he gets bitten...
Cody: My obituary's written!
Sierra: Oh, what would I do then?
Gwen: (rapping) Tied up, rope is no joke!
Spears in our face, get us out of this place.
Ain't having the luck that I anticipated.
Probably means I'm eliminated. Yeah, I'm out!
Heather: O-o-out! Ooh, ooh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
^Present Time^
"Oh yea I forgot I still have those!" Duncan said, getting up and putting them on. I squealed and tried to cover my breast and pussy areas, but too late.
"Loving the lacey blue and black matching bra and thong there pasty." I growled with annoyance.
"Fuck. You." Duncan smirked.
"You know you would baby, but too bad cause I have to finish up this story."
^Confession Cam ^
^Duncan's POV^
"Thank God Chef came and cut us loose. Turns out that the Zing-Zings were just actors…are you kidding me? You know what? This whole thing turned out to be a fucking reward challenge! Seriously? Oh and then Cody got Sierra really upset and now she keeps crying. I hate this place."
I walked out of the confessional, bumping into Gwen.
"Sorry I-" "No no I wasn't paying-" We both just looked at each other and sighed, smiling. Then we heard someone tapping their foot at us.
"What is going on here?" Courtney's shrilly voice said. Great, just what we need to add to the fucking crying.
"What does it look like? We're fucking talking Courtney." Courtney rolled her eyes.
"Yea right, you two you're fooling everyone…well you're not fooling me!" Gwen started to look a little nervous, Hell I was too.
"What exactly are we trying to fool everyone with?" I asked, she crossed her arms.
"You two are so stealing some drugs or something from McLean, you two keep sneaking off, back there for hours. Yea, we all know." This girl could not be more wrong.
"Oh you caught us, totally." Gwen said quite sarcastically.
"I'm keeping my eye on you…both of you!" Courtney pranced off, Gwen and I was left there, laughing.
^Present Time^
"What an idiot." Gwen said and I nodded in agreement.
"Well, that's all the time we have for today…Gwen's computer is almost dead bye!" The screen goes to black.
I'm tired…I'm going to bed…I better have awesome reviews when I wake up! :D