A/N: Thank you, thank you SO much for the reviews, alerts, and favorites. As promised, here is the second chapter! Day one of the vacation; enjoy!
Disclaimer: I obviously do NOT own Katekyo Hitman Reborn, the Varia, Disney, or Disney World.
Chapter Two: Magic Kingdom
"Passengers, we have arrived in Orlando, Florida. Please grab all of your carry-on baggage and exit the cabin accordingly. Thank you for flying with us, and enjoy your stay!"
"Argh…what time is it?" Bel grumbled as he reluctantly woke up.
"Uh…eleven in the morning, sempai," Fran answered.
"Eleven? Oh, then I have time for a nap when we get to the hotel…"
"No! We have no time for a nap! We're going to Magic Kingdom today!" Lussuria protested. "Our hotel is the All-Star Movies Resort!"
"Magic…kingdom?" Bel yawned. "Does it have the fake castle?"
"Yes, a fake castle for a fake prince," Fran added, and Bel abruptly stood up.
"Ushishishi…I am not fake, you frog!" Bel was in his fighting stance, but was knifeless.
"...Am I supposed to be scared, yet?" Fran tilted his head.
"…Stupid airplane…not allowing me to bring my knives…"
"VOI! BEL! Get a move on! You're holding up the line!" Squalo boomed, and Bel turned around and saw an empty aisle. He did a one-eighty, and realized that people were waiting for him to exit.
"Ushishishi, well, I have no carry-on luggage, so I will. Ah, if only the airplane's carpet was red…it would certainly suit a prince like me much more." Bel folded his hands behind his back as Fran followed him, who was followed by Lussuria, and then Levi, and finally Squalo and Xanxus behind them all. The group walked idly to the baggage claim, and when they got there, Squalo immediately spotted his bag and ran for it. Right before he touched it, though, another man took the bag and Squalo snatched it back.
"VOI! THIS IS MY BAG! DON'T YOU SEE THE TAG?"
"That rhymed, strategy captain Squalo," Fran added.
"Don't go stealing other people's bags, trash!" Squalo spat, and the man looked offended.
"It was an honest mistake—"
"WHAT IF YOU DID STEAL IT? THEN WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?"
"I…I'm sorry!" the man apologized and ran away.
"Tch…some people…"
"Ushishishi! That was entertaining!" Bel grinned as every member all set themselves to go outside already, their bags in their hands. "Come on, Squalo, you don't wanna be late for the peasant bus that takes us to our location."
"No, Bel, we have to go to the Magical Express Welcome Center in the Main Terminal Building! It's on B side, Level one," Lussuria said.
"…Why?" Levi asked.
"They will take our luggage from us and put it in the hotel after we check in," Lussuria explained. Everyone got the message as they all pulled out one outfit from their bags and afterwards, started going to their designated location.
"Our hotel is the All-Star Movies Resort," Lussuria said to the man at the counter. They all left their luggage there and waited for their motorcoach to arrive. Luckily, it only took about four minutes and then the group hurriedly walked to the vehicle.
"Interesting peasants," Bel commented silently to Fran, who didn't care.
After the ride, they arrived in the hotel and checked in all at once. Lussuria gave Squalo the key for his and Xanxus's room, the key for Fran and Bel's room to the former, and kept the key for his and Levi's shared room.
"Alright, our rooms are right next to each others," Squalo said. "Everyone, our luggage hasn't arrived, so change into the clothes you took from your bag and come outside.
"I just want my meat…" Xanxus grumbled. Luckily, in the airport, they were able to exchange their currency and each member had a very good amount of money in US dollars.
"Voi, Xanxus, you'll get your meat…" Squalo promised. "Just be patient. Hell, it can be the first thing you get."
"Don't be surprised if it is the first thing I get."
Each member separated into their paired rooms and came out after a change in clothes. They looked at each other and simultaneously nodded, except for their boss, who was closing his eyes, and thinking about his next meal. He simply grunted.
"Alright, we can just all jump off of this rail!" Squalo grinned, being too lazy to go down the stairs. When he positioned himself on the bar, he saw some people screaming on the ground floor.
"Is that man crazy?"
"It's a woman, look at that hair."
"You're not supposed to commit suicide here, of all places…"
He amazed them all when he landed perfectly. The rest of the members followed, which earned perfect o-shaped mouths from any "normal" person.
"How did they—"
"Why did they—"
"VOI! QUIT STARING!"
And they did.
During the ride to Magic Kingdom, everyone in the Varia had different thoughts: Xanxus was ready for his food, Squalo was relieved for a chance to get away from work, (although he had to cover his sword entirely in cloth and couldn't utilize it) Levi was excited for a chance to please Xanxus since the boss barely bothered to look at him, Lussuria thrilled for the entire vacation, Fran curious to see what Bel would do, and well, Bel for the roller coasters and…putting fake princes in costumes 'in their place,' as he would refer to.
After just eight minutes, the crew arrived and all rushed to the security check after Lussuria bought each member a 'Park Hopper' ticket. The only thing they had was money, and Lussuria brought a camera, causing no problem to any of the guards.
"VOI! This is WAY easier than the stupid airport security system!" Squalo declared enthusiastically."
"Where the hell's my meat?" Xanxus looked around and just saw a large flowery display and happy families.
We stick out like a sore thumb, Fran thought.
"Ushishishi! It's time!" Bel grinned. "Bye bye! Me and Froggy will check out the attractions and later go to the castle!"
"VOI! Keep your earpiece on at all times! If you die, it's YOUR DAMN FAULT!" Squalo yelled to the blonde prince, who was already walking away with Fran.
"Why would I die? A real prince wouldn't die on the same ground where fake princes walk," Bel said nonchalantly. "But yeah, yeah, I get it, Squalo."
"Tch…"
"I will go ahead!" Lussuria smiled and waved, taking pictures of everything around him.
"So, where will we eat?" Xanxus asked as he examined everything around him. Everything in Disney World was so…damn colorful.
"That one place called Crystal Palace…Lussuria reserved it just for you since it serves the best meat around here," Squalo answered. "The names are so try-hard in this park! Damn!"
"Sq-Squalo…" Levi started, but Squalo turned around immediately.
"What?"
"Everyone is staring at you," Levi said.
"They should mind their own motherfucking business! If they have a fucking problem with what I say, then they better damn well just shut the fuck up!" Squalo yelled, and then received more stares from innocent bystanders.
"That transgender is drunk, don't get near him."
"What's with his arm? Is he trying to be some kind of Captain Hook with a large cloth stick?"
"Oh my, don't listen; you're too innocent to hear all of those words!"
"Yes, mommy."
"THE ONLY FUCKING THING I'M GETTING FROM HERE ARE INSULTS!" Squalo yelled, but then Xanxus threw Levi's shoe at the silver haired man.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?"
"I came here for food, not you complaining about complaints," Xanxus said as he took a lead and started walking to the direction where the restaurant was located.
"Voi! Xanxus!" Squalo yelled as he ran, following his boss.
"Uh…sorry," Levi apologized to a family behind him.
"Ushishishi! The parade will start in an hour, let's go to Splash Mountain!" Bel grinned as he grabbed Fran's wrist and they both started running to the area where the attraction was located.
"Bel-sempai, there's a long line here," Fran said. "We can get a fast pass—"
When Fran turned around, Bel wasn't near him. The teal haired member looked around and saw Bel walking casually through the line, skipping everyone. Fran shrugged and decided to watch everyone fall from the mountain.
"Hey! Go to the back!"
"Stop skipping!"
Bel ignored all of their comments as he continued to walk through, but then a big man almost grabbed Bel, but being the prince and mafia man he was, he swiftly dodged it, but the man wouldn't stop.
"You have bad speed," Bel chuckled as he jumped again.
"Don't skip anyone! What gives you the right to?"
"This," Bel replied and pointed to his crown. "I'm a prince."
"What the—"
"Mommy! It's a prince!" a girl's voice squealed.
"Yes, it is!" the mother of the girl replied. Suddenly, Bel was attacked by a crowd of children, and then he smirked.
"Yes, yes, I am a prince. Will you let the prince go to the front? The parade will start soon, and the prince wants to get on the ride as soon as possible."
"We understand!" the children chorused as Bel was basically given a right to skip everyone. He made his way to the top and sat down on the…log that was going to fall off of the mountain.
"Welcome to Splash Mountain! Please stay in your seat at all times and enjoy your ride!" a man smiled as the log pushed forward. Bel looked around, but the fall wasn't close. After about two minutes of pictures and strange random sounds from the atmosphere, he saw the fall.
"Ushishishi! Here we go!" Bel grinned as he threw his hands up in the air and cheered while the log fell. On the other side, a certain teal haired frog was watching.
"Oh, Bel-sempai actually skipped people," Fran said. "How come his tiara didn't fall off?" he shrugged and started walking to the destination where all the passengers on the ride exited, and saw Bel completely soaked.
"Ushishishi! I want to do that again!" Bel grinned, and Fran held up two slips of paper.
"I got us fast passes, it's a good thing you let me hold onto your ticket, or I would've only been able to get it for myself," Fran said. "With this, you can ride again. Without leaving me. Without making people angry. By the way…how did you get up there so fast?"
"Ushishishi! I told you, right? Some children are so easy to fool."
"…Oh, did you tell them that you were a prince…?"
"Yes. I told them I was going to be in the parade."
"…You're a filthy liar to children all over the world."
Lussuria was sitting on the sidewalk, waiting for the parade to come. Suddenly, a float appeared from Cinderella's castle.
"Oh my, it's starting!" he squealed as he took many pictures of each float and started humming to the music playing.
"Lussuria…" Bel called, and Lussuria turned around and saw the Varia prince with Fran.
"Yes, Bel?" Lussuria asked, but saw children climbing on Bel.
"Help me get them off of me…"
"It's a prince! I want to be a princess!" one girl said as another one shook her head.
"No, he will be my prince!"
"Prince! Prince!" all of the girls chanted as another float passed them by.
"Look…look at what all of those fake princes did to a real prince like me…" Bel whispered.
"It's what you get for being a liar in Splash Mountain," Fran reminded him.
"Shut up, frog."
In time, all of the children's mothers picked their daughters off of Bel and apologized to him, but only after he agreed to take a picture with them.
"Mommy! He's a special prince! He's not wearing a cape!"
"…"
"Yup, sempai, some children are just so easy to fool," Fran said and Bel slapped the back of his hat as they all continued to watch the parade. Every time Bel saw a prince, he would comment on how ugly they looked, and Lussuria just took a picture of every single one.
"Trash, I want to play that shooting game," Xanxus pointed to a sign that read, 'Frontier Land Shootin'Arcade,' and Squalo growled.
"Fine." The two went in and Squalo paid for his boss's play.
"…They don't even shoot real pellets…" Xanxus growled as he aimed for the red spots that he was supposed to shoot. He hit them all perfectly and left.
"That was boring. No wonder it was cheap."
"Bel! Fran! We should all go to Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin!" Lussuria suggested, and the two other members tilted their heads. Before they could ask any questions, Lussuria called Squalo, and then hung up on the earpiece.
"We're all going! Actually, Squalo is there already, waiting for us outside. He said the line isn't long! Let's go!" Lussuria cheered as the three members all rushed to the attraction. Squalo, Xanxus and Levi were all outside, and immediately, the entire group walked in. The line moved pretty fast, and they were able to go through within just thirty seconds.
"Ushishishi! I'll beat you, Froggy!" Bel snickered.
"Boss! Please be my partner!" Levi pleaded to Xanxus, but Squalo was already standing by the Varia boss.
"I want to beat this trash's sorry ass," Xanxus said and Squalo widened his eyes.
"VOI! What the hell did I do?"
"It's okay, Levi, you can be partners with me!" Lussuria assured and Levi simply nodded as the pairs got into the vehicle. Immediately, the shooting began.
"Argh! Stupid alien piece of shit!" Squalo yelled at the cutout he missed. Xanxus was casually shooting, but his shots hit perfectly, and when Squalo glanced at his score, he exploded.
"Voi! How the fuck did you score that high in only fifteen seconds?" Squalo yelled.
"Shut up; you're messing up my concentration."
"Hell, you're already winning!"
"Ushishishi! Froggy! If only this lasergun wasn't a laser, I would shoot you with it to make up for the knives you missed!"
"I don't miss them at all…" Fran continued to shoot. His and Bel's score were very close; Every two seconds, the leading score would alternate between the two players.
"Ushishishi! The prince never loses!" Bel said as he pulled the trigger of the plastic gun to Fran's face, pretending he shot him.
"You're wasting your time doing that," Fran said. "If you keep pretending like that plastic gun will hurt me, you're wrong, and you're messing up your score."
Bel frowned and glanced at the scores, and that was enough to make him shoot even faster.
"I'll win, Froggy! Just you wait!"
"I wanted to shoot with the boss," Levi complained as he missed yet another target.
"Hmm…you know, it's better not to; you can hear Squalo yelling at him all the way from here," Lussuria pointed out.
"I would lose to the boss if it made him happy," Levi frowned.
"Levi, you would lose to the boss even if he didn't care!"
"Hey, that was a little uncalled for, Lussuria…"
"Well, look! You have zero points and I have one hundred thousand!"
"…"
"That was fun!" Lussuria smiled as he looked at the pictures his group had, and they all followed.
In Lussuria's photo, Lussuria was shooting the gun with his pinky up, and Levi looked angry. In Bel and Fran's photo, Bel looked excited and was aiming his gun eagerly, while Fran was doing a gun pose, trying to look cool.
But the funniest, was definitely Xanxus's and Squalo's. Squalo's mouth was wide open and his face painted as a perfect scowl as he was angrily utilizing his gun, while Xanxus looked completely focused.
"VOI! THE STUPID CAMERA TOOK MY PICTURE! I ONLY GOT TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND!"
"Well, you're using one hand, afterall," Bel pointed out. "Ushishishi! I got four hundred thousand, and Froggy here got three hundred and ninety thousand. Nice try, though, frog."
"Hey, hey, Levi-san got zero," Fran added.
"…"
"I got a total of one hundred eighty thousand and fifty points!" Lussuria smiled. "But look at the boss's! He got a perfect nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine!" (A/N: 999,999)
"Whoa, boss," Fran gave Xanxus a thumbs up as they all waited for Lussuria to finish purchasing the photos from the photo booth.
"I bought all three!" Lussuria grinned.
"…You could've left mine out…" Squalo sighed.
"But the boss looks absolutely dashing!" Lussuria said.
"Yes, we can cut out your face, Squalo," Levi suggested, trying to be cool.
"VOI! DON'T ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY TO ME!"
"…Yes…sir…"
"Ushishishi! Guys, let's go to the Pirates of the Carribean!" Bel smiled as every member turned their direction to the mentioned ride.
"The prince has arrived!" Bel smiled as he walked through the people. Many people recognized him and let the Varia prince skip them.
What the fuck? Did he make himself famous or something? Squalo's eye twitched as they all followed him.
"We're his servants!" Lussuria squealed, making an excuse to skip everyone else. "Except for Xanxus-sama, he's our king!"
"…" the people said nothing.
"…Hey, the fast passes expired," Fran noticed and ripped apart the paper for Splash Mountain. "Too bad." Within a short minute, they were all in front of the line, thanks to Bel flattering younger children and allowing pictures to be taken with him.
Every member stepped inside of the boat and then cheesy pirate music started to come on.
"Ushishishi…the music here is so childish!"
"It would be cool if there was a shark," Squalo said.
"So it would kill everyone?" Fran asked.
"Just to look at…"
As the ride progressed, everyone in the boat didn't like Squalo's yelling and complaining about the swords.
"VOI! THAT SWORD IS SO BLUNT! ALL OF THESE ARE FAKES! NONE OF THOSE PIECES OF SHIT ARE GOOD QUALITY!"
His voice echoed throughout the whole cavern, loud enough that the set of passengers behind him heard the nuisances.
"Voi! What the hell are they doing? That's bad animation for a sword fight!"
"Shut up," Xanxus commanded as usual, and Squalo sat down, clenching his teeth, making snide comments to himself.
"Ushishishi! Our captain is quite the loudmouth," Bel told the crowd behind him.
"It's okay, prince!"
"Ushishishi…"
Ugh! Those swords should NEVER have been there! Pieces of junk!" Squalo complained. "Voi? It's already nighttime!"
"Shall we call it a day?" Lussuria smiled as the group started walking back to the entrance and into the line where their transportation would lead them.
"Ah, too bad…I'll miss my fangirls," Bel sighed as he and Fran headed to their shared room.
"They miss you, too," Fran rolled his eyes.
A/N: I told you that this story is full of crack...xD Anyways, chapter three will be Animal Kingdom. (: Oh, and I didn't make up any of the hotel names or attractions or the restaurant's name. They're all real.
Until next time!