I couldn't stop myself! A take on the... 3rd episode? Were naruto tied up our still innocent - cough cough - bastard Sasuke-kan!

Warnings: BDSM, shota - their fucking 12 for crying out loud - Domantrix!Fem!Naru, annoying fangirls, death by nose-bleed!

Also, repost! My sister fixed my mistakes!

Sasuke sat in an abandoned classroom, contemplating life - while most would call it brooding, he would never do something so undignified - as he ate his riseballs. He was just lifting his chopsticks to his mouth when Naruko jumped through the window in a weak atempt of ambush. He had her subdued in little under a minute, and when he was about to rub it in her face a little - even one as dignifide as himself was allowed such pleasures - he noticed her evil smirk around the gag in her mouth. He froze at the sound of a whip crack behind him.

"Now, now Sasuke-kun, that's no way to treat your mistress."

He had no idea how it happened, but before could fully contemplait it he was bound and gagged on his knees before a very diffrent Naruko than he was used to... In only his silky black boxers. She was diffrent, and he couldn't resist letting out small whimpers as she cracked a short whip softly over his usualy flawless back; it just felt so good!

And Naruko; gone was the orange wearing dobe, and in her place was a black leather and silk wearing girl who had him totally under her control. Oh yes, her tight black tights and silk and leather corset, her thigh high black boots just begging to be licked as they ran up his chest, turning his head toward the girl as she played with her still loose blond hair.

"You're a good boy now, aren't you my little Sasu-kan?" She purred, and Sasuke could only nod as she gave him a pleased smile and a tiny kiss on his forehead.

Today couldn't get better.

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The three genin waited in the classroom, Naruko standing in front of the door waiting in frustrasion as Sasuke sat at her feet like the good boy he was. Sakura sat in a corner, muttering in terror to herself as she kept shooting glances at his mistress; oh yes, the stupid fangirl got what she deserved when she tried taking him away from his Naruko-dana, oh yes, stupid forehead girl!

Finally the door opened, only for his mistress to be splattered by blood as their sensei cought sight of Naruko. He wimpered as Naruko-dana licked the blood off her lips, a contempliative look on her face.

Their instructer told them to meet him on the roof top in ten minutes, trying in vein to hide his still streaming nosebleed.

They went up to the roof, Sasuke happy on his leash, mind unable to go against what his mistress wanted. They started introdusing themselves; their instructer gave them his name, Banshee couldn't say anything, too into her terror, though the wench dared to glance at his Naruko-dana when she mentioned dislikes. Then it was his turn.

He said simply "Naruko-dana owns me, I have none of the above." To which the banshee started sobbing.

It was now Naruko's turn.

"I like my pets, dislike usless accessories, my ambishion is to own all Uchiah's" here Sasuke perked up; Itachi would be punished for sure! He's been a very bad boy! Speaking of bad boys, he wished their sensei would stop ogaling his mistress! "And maybe some other toys for me to play with."

At this point they were splattered by more blood, but this time the man didn't get up. Naruko-dana stood up, poking the man with her shoe. "He's dead."

Sakura started wailing, rocking back and forth were she sat and Sasuke smiled.

Today just got better!

That was... I don't know... Sorry for spelling errors, but I'm using my blackberry to write this as my compute just packed up and won't turn on. Please review!