Soundwave's Tall Tales

Hey everybody I'm here with another story. This went into my mind after watching a few of "Mater's Tall Tales". Please note this will be based on the "Cars Toons" series. I thought what would happen if Soundwave told some tales about his past life and Starscream fails to believe him. I considered Soundwave taking the role of Mater and Starscream taking the role of Lightning McQueen. Cars Toons: Mater's Tall Tales is owned by Disney and Pixar. I own nothing but this story and my others.

Continuity: Prime

Cast: Soundwave, Starscream, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Brawl, Barricade, Shockwave (Animated version), and some others I haven't thought of.

Rescue Squad Soundwave

It was a quiet day on Cybertron, a few mechs were gathered at Soundwave's house to hang out. They were all in the basement where they have spent most of the day. Soundwave's TV was on the news talking about a fire that had just started at a military base.

"Wow, that's a shame!" Optimus said sitting on the floor.

"I know, hey Barricade, shouldn't you be over there to help?" Bumblebee asked also sitting on the floor.

"Nah, they're good!" Barricade said leaning over the couch that Soundwave, Starscream and Shockwave were sitting on.

"I used to be a firefighter!" Soundwave said.

"WHAT?" Starscream said making sure he heard that right.

"Yep!" Soundwave said crossing his arms.

"For real?" Shockwave said interested. "You don't look like one!"

"But I was, just for a while!" Soundwave said.

"Yeah right!" Starscream said leaning back on the couch!

"Tell us about one of the times!" Bee said excited.

Some point in the past...

A fire has started at the Iacon Science and Tech Academy, many mechs are running around panicking.

"FIRE! SOMEONE CALL RESCUE SQUAD SOUNDWAVE!" One mech said.

At the fire department, a red and black painted Soundwave is feeding a red and black painted Lazerbeak when the alarm goes off.

"ALL UNITS! ALL UNITS PLEASE RESPOND! FIRE IN PROGRESS AT THE IACON SCIENCE AND TECH ACADEMY!" The commander states.

"SOUNDWAVE ON IT!" Soundwave saluted as Lazerbeak connects to his chest quickly.

Soundwave springs out his tentacles and they suck up water from a nearbye fountain (that is actually inside the building) and transforms ready for action. On the way he is joined by Ratchet and Prowl as they race to the fire. A huge crowd has gathered near the academy worried if there was going to be an explosion. People standing around included Optimus, SkyWarp and Thundercracker. Soundwave and his team arrived hearing cheers for them.

"I'm on it! Lazerbeak: air support, Prowl: Check for survivors, Ratchet: Stay here!" Soundwave ordered.

"YES SIR!" Prowl and Ratchet said. Lazerbeak chirped.

Soundwave's tentacles shot out water through every window. The fire was only spreading on the front. Prowl leaped through one of the windows on the side to look around.

Cuts to present...

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! Soundwave you can't be serious!" Starscream sneered.

"Uh dude, you was there too!" Soundwave said.

Back to past...

"AAHH HELP ME, I'M TRAPPED!" Starscream yells from a window on the top floor! He is unable to transform due to his wings getting bent and he was very weak from the fire.

"REMAIN CALM!" Soundwave yells and shoots water at the seeker to calm him down.

Starscream is suddenly tackled out the window by Prowl just as the top floor of the building explodes. Prowl lands on his feet and tosses the burnt and wet seeker to Ratchet who had transformed.

"HURRY TO THE HOSPITAL STAT, HE'S INJURED AND SEVERELY BURNED!" Prowl demanded.

"ON IT!" Ratchet said and raced away leaving Soundwave and Prowl to deal with the cheering crowd.

At the hospital, a drone is pushing Starscream on a rolling bed to the operation room. He pushes rather fast and Starscream, lying on his chest, is forced face-first into each door they go through. Starscream complained about why there were so many doors through the hallway. He groaned after each impact.

"SMACK "OW" BAM "OOF" SLAM "UNGH" WHAM "NGH" BOOM "OW" POW "ARG" SLAM "NO" BOOM "MORE!" Complained Starscream.

They finally slammed through the last door where a few femme helpers of the doctor were already there! Starscream was now slightly dazed. Suddenly, a white and black painted Soundwave and Lazerbeak enter calmly.

"What's going on ladies?" Soundwave said.

The femmes looked similar to Arcee and Airachnid (a less ugly one). Starscream was shocked.

"Soundwave, you're a doctor too?" Starscream asked slightly sitting up.

"Yep, I got my MD, PHD, STP and my GTO!" Soundwave said as another femme that had on her chest "GTO" came up beside Soundwave.

"Hey doctor!" The femme said.

The same drone that brought Starscream in ran over the room doors and shut them so no one could see what happened next. From outside the room you could hear electricity, then Soundwave saying "CLEAR"! And finally a scream from Starscream as he is electrified.

Back to present...

"So what happened?" Starscream asked. At this point, everyone had closed in on the two seekers listening very closely.

"I saved your life!" Soundwave said.

"What? No you didn't!" Starscream protested.

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

"DID TOO!"

"OPTIMUS!" Starscream yelled.

"Huh?" Optimus answered.

"You were there in the flashback! So...what happened?" Starscream asked as everyone turned to Optimus.

Just as Optimus was about to answer, Soundwave recieved a call.

"Soundwave we need extra assistance, the military base is on fire!" The same commander from long ago stated.

"On my way!" Soundwave said jumping up from the couch. But before he transformed he turned to Starscream.

"Did too!" Soundwave said and transformed to leave.

Everyone is surprised and they all turn to Starscream who's mouth is wide open and his wings drop. He and the others turn to Optimus who is smirking at Starscream. Just then Optimus recives a call by a femme.

"Hey GTO!" Optimus said making Starscream nearly faint.

"Hey Prime!" The GTO femme said over the link. "Ready for our date?"

"You bet, I'll be there soon!" Optimus said.

Optimus also proceeded to leave the group but looked at the shocked seeker first.

"It's true!" Optimus said before jumping out the window himself.

Once he leaves, Starscream, completely shocked, fainted on the spot.

End of Tale #1!