Please note that this is not my actual opinion (I'm more of a Loki fangirl myself) but I thought that this would accurately describe some of the hype that the Norse God of Thunder has been getting lately. Although I do intend to be Thor for Halloween this year due to my blond hair and blue eyes. Well anyhow...please enjoy this Call Me Maybe parody.
Disclaimer: Marvel owns the Avengers and Thor. "Call Me Maybe" belongs to the repetitive mind of Carly Rae Jepson.
I saw "Avengers" last night
I guess the plot was alright
Then came the most gorgeous sight
Red cape and blond hair, oh
!
My friends all think Tommy's hot
Don't care if he is or not
My Norse God is all I got
So glad I saw that show
!
His hair was blowin'
Mjolnir slightly glowin'
Tight shirt, abs were showin'
Lemme see your Asgard baby
!
Dear God of Thunder
You're such a hotty
This girl from Midgard
She wants your body
!
Now I'm a fangirl
Take me with you please
I'll brave the Bifrost
To have your babies
!
Dear God of Thunder
You're such a hotty
This girl from Midgard
She wants your body
!
And all my friends say
They just like Loki
You're still much hotter
Than Steve or Tony
!
My friend is a Loki fan
But he's too thin for a man
He really needs to get tan
Before I look his way
!
No guys at school could compare
Plus they don't have the right hair
And all I can do is stare
Dear Thor take me away
!
His hair was blowin'
Mjolnir slightly glowin'
Tight shirt, abs were showin'
Lemme see your Asgard baby
!
Dear God of Thunder
You're such a hotty
This girl from Midgard
She wants your body
!
Now I'm a fangirl
Take me with you please
I'll brave the Bifrost
To have your babies
!
Dear God of Thunder
You're such a hotty
This girl from Midgard
She wants your body
!
And all my friends say
They just like Loki
You're still much hotter
Than Steve or Tony
!
And then I heard that you have your own movie
Leave Jane and choose me
Leave Jane and choose me
Go on just choose, choose me
!
And then I heard that you have your own movie
Leave Jane and choose me
I'll have your baby
Leave her and choose, choose me
!
I want your body