A/N: Still don't own anything really... except my car... wait, the bank still owns that... yea, still don't own anything, so don't sue.

POTIONS

Walking into the classroom, Harry was pleased to see his snarky professor seated behind his desk, looking warily at Harry as he entered, a muscle under his eye already twitching.

"Take out your homework and leave it on your desks," Professor Snape said as soon as the class was seated. Waving his want at the board behind him, directions for their next potion appeared. "And get to work."

Deciding to get it over with, Snape went directly to Harry. The class held its breath, waiting for the fun to begin.

Seeing the paper in front of Harry, Snape didn't even touch it. It was covered in a white substance that looked suspiciously sticky.

"What happened now, Potter?" Snape stood in front of his student, somewhere between wanting to curse him into oblivion and thinking he deserved to spend the rest of his life in a padded room.

"Well, Sir, it all happened last night," Harry began. "When I got to my dorm last night, I found a surprise..."

Harry stood in the doorway of his dorm, simply staring into the room. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and tried to tell himself that he was seeing things. Slowly, he opened his eyes and was dismayed to see that nothing had changed.

His room was completely filled with...

POTIONS

"MARSHMALLOWS?" Snape asked incredulously.

"Yes," Harry replied.

"So what did you do?" Snape was so surprised by Harrys answer, he forgot to be his snarky self.

"I ate them," was all Harry said. "But even then, my whole room was covered in sticky goo. Including my homework."

Snape simply stood there, mouth agape, staring at Harry.

"Um... Professor?" Harry asked. Getting no response, he waved one of his hands in front of his professors face. When that failed, "Sir, you may want to close your mouth. Never know when a nargle will fly in."

That did it. Snape snapped his mouth shut and glared at his student.

"Your entire room was filled with marshmallows?"

Harry nodded.

"And you ate them."

Harry nodded again.

"All of them...?"

Nod.

"..."

...

"Why didn't you just use your wand?"

Harry froze, staring at his professor.

"I forgot..." was his only answer.