Name: Amelie Bishop
Age: Physically - 26
Relationship: Single.
Status: I am The Founder, so therefore I am THE BOSS!
Oliver: I will take over Morganville.
Amelie: I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf.
Oliver: Wow, Amelie. No need to go that far, plus I don't own a H&M scarf.
Shane: Finally getting a mean streak Amelie, I like it.
Claire: Amelie are you ok? Did something happen?
Amelie: While jacking off listening to Mozart.
Oliver: … How did you know?
Shane: …. Too much info.
Myrnin: What happened to Amelie?
Claire: That's what I want to know.
Michael: Didn't pin you as a Mozart hippy.
Amelie: You bitch and moan about LA.
Oliver: No Morganville, I've never been to LA.
Claire: I didn't know Amelie swor- Oh I get it! LoL
Shane: I don't….
Myrnin: Claire come to the Lab.
Shane: You can't just order her around. She doesn't belong to you!
Claire: Before this turns into a fight, Myrnin I'm coming.
*Claire runs to the Lab and tells Myrnin what she knows*
Myrnin: Ha! So funny, didn't think Amelie would do it.
Eve: What happened to Amelie?
Amelie: Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
Oliver: No I don't…
Amelie: You don't eat meat
Oliver: I'm a vampire; I thought you knew that….
Claire: LOL No one has an idea…
Michael: Damn it, I'm scared now. Claire has gone into a frantic fit, Amelie gone well… strange…. and Myrnin is in a fit with Claire. The last one isn't that strange.
Shane: What there together? What the hell is going on? Where are they? THE BEDROOM?
Michael: Calm down there in the living room, science books, laptop that's all. You should trust Claire more.
Claire: I second that.
Eve: I third that.
Myrnin: I fifth that and Bob Sixths that.
Amelie: And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive.
Oliver: I'm not alive, and why thank you it is almost an art.
Claire: …. Indie rock seriously?
Shane: …
Amelie: You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Oliver: AMELIE!
Claire: OMG! LOL ROLF !
Shane: Man its ok we all knew it.
Michael: You should come out, we'll accept you.
Oliver: I AM NOT GAY!
Myrnin: You don't have to get all defensive about it.
Oliver: IM NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!
Amelie: You're so sad maybe you should buy a Happy Meal
Eve: I'm surprised she knows what a happy meal is…
Oliver: I'm not sad only angry that you keep calling me gay! Wouldn't that make me happy anyway?
Amelie: You're so skinny you should really Supersize the deal
Eve: OK, now I get it!
Shane: She really hasn't seen Oliver ever.
Michael: LOL! I get it!
Oliver: Watch your tongue Collins or I'll take it.
Claire: Wow original never heard that, what when you turn do you all go through some insult training if so then you really need to update it!
Myrnin: How did she find out about that?
Shane: …. So strange.
Amelie: Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
Oliver: You see right into my soul…
Claire: Amelie I think he's taking this to heart you beta tell him soon.
Eve: No fun!
Shane: I never got it! What's going on?
Amelie: I'm so mean 'cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry 'cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more makeup than
Oliver: I love you too!
Claire: Knew it!
Michael: Same.
Eve: Same.
Amelie: It was a song Oliver, I don't love you. You repulse me.
Shane: Even I think that was harsh…
Claire: Oliver just broke down in the middle of Common Grounds, what should I do?
Shane: Stake him!
Michael: SHANE!
Shane: What?
Eve: The man just had his heart broke!
Shane: His heart doesn't beat! It would put him out of his misery!
Claire: Now he's asking every to stake him after he has a long talk to them about never to fall in love! It's so creepy, he's saying to a little kid!
Shane: DO IT!
Amelie: I'm ok with that!
Claire: AMELIE!
Myrnin: Just do what she says Claire!
Claire: Myrnin you can't compel people on the internet!
Myrnin: How did you ….?
Oliver: You know you should never fall in love, its painful, degrading plus they just get what you want from you and throw you away like a human…
Eve & All humans on Facebook: HEY!
Myrnin: Amelie you didn't did you? With him of all people?!
Amelie: …
Claire: Amelie just tell him.
Amelie: GET UP! This was a practically joke no one took it seriously, the song 'Ur so Gay' by Katy Perry.
Oliver: I knew… I was just playing along… Yep that's what I was doing… Playing along…
Claire: … sure.
(End of Chat, shut down by the weeping tears of a grow vampire.)
I know it's a long wait, but I wasn't going to add anymore chapters. So know I'm going to keep going and if you have any songs or characters you want done then please tell me! PLEASE R&R!