Name: Claire
Age: 17 almost 18!
Relationship: In a relationship with Myrnin Conwy
Status: Alchemy and love mix well together.
Claire: There's a stranger in my bed.
(Shane dislikes this and Eve likes this.)
Myrnin: WHAT? CLAIRE HOW COULD YOU!
(Shane LOVES this)
Claire: There's a pounding in my head.
(Michael feels the same)
Myrnin: What Claire? What's happening? I don't understand?
(Shane likes this.)
Claire: Glitter all over the room.
Eve: LOL! I get it!
Shane: Myrnin's pissed keep going!
Eve: Michael why is there a pounding in your head? Claire is there something you need to tell me?
Myrnin: NO the Lab! Glitter it will take forever to clean up! AND Back to the important matter WHY AND WHO IS THE STRANGER IN YOUR BED!
Michael: Maybe we should tell him?
Shane: You do that and I'll stake you!
Eve: SHANE! (Kicks Shane repeatedly)
Claire: Pink flamingos in the pool.
Myrnin: Claire we don't have a pool! What's wrong with you? AND WHY IS THERE A STRANGER IN YOUR BED?
Claire: I smell like a minibar.
Myrnin: What we don't have mini bar!
Claire: DJ's passed out in the yard, Barbie's on the barbeque.
Myrnin: Claire there is no DJ and aren't you a little old for Barbie's?
Amelie: Claire, I do find this quite amusing. Michael I will let Shane stake you if you tell him. I wish to see how this plays out.
Myrnin: How what plays out? Amelie please tell me what's going on, we're friends please!
Claire: Is this a hickie or a bruise?
Myrnin: That better be a bruise because I have not given you a hickie! Claire why is there a stranger in your bed? I won't be mad. Please tell me who he is… so I can kill him.
Amelie: Myrnin you understand you can't do that.
Myrnin: … sure
Claire: Pictures of last night, ended up online, I'm screwed, oh well!
Myrnin: Claire get rid of the pictures what if someone see's it! And you better not be screwed by anyone else!
Claire: It's a black top blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled!
Eve: LMAO!
Myrnin: And people say I'm the insane one!
Claire: Last Friday night, yeah we danced on table tops, and we took too many shots, think we kissed but I forgot.
Myrnin: We did not dance on table tops, we did not take any shots and you better be talking about me when you say we kissed and if I remember rightly we did more than that…
Eve: Too much info!
Michael: Ow…
Shane: Myrnin shut up! Claire keeps going! Myrnin it was me!
Myrnin: Claire how could you?
Claire: Last Friday night, yeah we maxed our credit cards, and got kicked out of the bar, so we hit the boulevard.
Myrnin: Claire you're not yourself, you don't get kid out of bars regally do you? Where did you go last Friday night there's no boulevards in Morganville. Amelie? Help.
Claire: Last Friday night, we went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark, and then had a ménage a trois.
Myrnin: Claire I don't know what's wrong with you. You went streaking in the park and what's skinny dipping? I'm scare I won't like the answer will I?
Claire: Last Friday night, yeah I think we broke the law, always say we're gonna stop-op, Whoa-oh-oah!
Myrnin: YOU WILL STOP!
Eve: Claire I think I'm gonna die! THIS IS SO FUNNY!
Shane: I hope that he will die.
Michael: I still think we should tell him, think about what he might do?
Shane: Downer!
Claire: This Friday night, do it all again, this Friday night, Do it all again!
Myrnin: NO YOU WILL NOT!
Shane: Oh yes she will we me!
Claire: Trying to connect the dots, don't know what to tell my boss.
Myrnin: You're telling him right now! Where are the dots? What dots?
Eve: Rolf…
Shane: LOL!
Claire: Think the city towed my car, chandelier is on the floor.
Myrnin: Claire you don't have a car. Amelie did you give her a car? And what happened with your chandelier?
Amelie: Don't worry about the chandelier Myrnin, and no I did not give Claire a car though I am thinking about it.
Shane: Cool!
Eve: Are cars can be car twins! Separated at birth!
Claire: With my favourite party dress, warrants out for my arrest.
Myrnin: You don't wear a lot of dresses! A warrant? Ok meet me tomorrow at 11pm outside Common Grounds to talk with the unicorn; he'll know what to do.
Eve: Unicorn? Micky told you there were real!
Shane: I live with a bunch of fruit cakes!
Amelie: Myrnin maybe we should book you into the mental hospital.
Myrnin: Don't be silly! Any way we have something more urgent at hand here! WHY IS THERE A STRANGER IN YOUR BED?
Claire: Think I need a ginger ale that was such an epic fail.
Myrnin: No you do not, maybe coffee and when you use words like 'epic fail'.
Claire:
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credits card
And got kicked out of the bars
So we hit the boulevards
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage a trois
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Oh whoa oh
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
Myrnin: Claire don't repeat yourself I get the message, just let me drown in my own sorrow! And you will not do it all again!
Eve: Hypocrite.
Shane: Man you just got owned!
Myrnin: No I did not, I'm still in charge of myself.
Amelie: No you don't, I'm in charge of you.
Myrnin: No you're not, mother!
Amelie: Don't disrespect your Founder! Apologize!
Myrnin: I'm sorry Amelie.
Amelie: Founder.
Myrnin: I'm sorry Founder.
Shane: Whipped.
Eve: Not like your not!
Shane: Am not. And who would?
Eve: Claire.
Shane:… yeah, I am.
Eve: HAHHAHHA
Michael: Ow…
Eve: You are as well Michael, and what is wrong with your head?
Oliver: Myrnin I have the witnesses can I kill them now?
Amelie: NO!
Myrnin: What? Amelie please they saw Claire last Friday night! They 'say' they didn't see anything so they have to die!
Claire: Myrnin STOP! It's a song, Last Friday Night by Katy Perry. It was stuck in my head, Oliver release them!
Amelie: Oliver obey.
Eve: Claire no fun!
Shane: The song finished anyway, but still you shouldn't have told him!
Myrnin: So none of that happened?
Claire: Yes Myrnin and I did not kiss you Shane.
Oliver: So should I release them?
Amelie: Yes! Wipe their memories too.
Myrnin: Everything is ok now, Claire has promise not to do anything like that again!
Claire: … sure.
Eve: What happened to Michael then?
OK! DONE! If I get enough reviews then I'll do more, why do you think there was a pounding in Michaels head? Was Claire lying about the man in her bed?
PLEASE REVIEW! Myrnin: Come on review. More of me. (VERY sexy grin)
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