Re: Oh, for the Love of Math!

Summary: It's not everyday you find a student who's memorized the first 1,000 digits of pie. Then again, it's not everyday you fall in love with your math teacher! My most popular story, redone and remastered! NaruSasu

Warnings: Yaoi (BoyxBoy), language, OOC-ness, rape, *slight* lime... okay, lime. Sure. StudentxTeacher relationships.

Disclaimer: Le gasp! I have a disclaimer IN THE FIRST CHAPTER? Good job, Edgar! I do not own Naruto or any of the characters asociated with it. Honestly, I think you guys could've figured that out yourselves. This is also a story of complete fiction.

No grammar/spell check, horrible grammar/spelling, you know the drill.

A/n: So, yeah. Was going to maybe throw lemon in here later (This is a kind of old project I had been waiting to get done) but not anymore. Sorry, I really should (Need practice before 'I Know You Better Than You Think I Do') but I probably won't. Not promising anything.

So, yeah. I hope FanFiction won't take this poor story down! Becuase, honestly, FanFiction should be practically targetting me by now. But, whatever. Those sweeps will come to an end. Hopefully...

Kakashi looked up from his book as his door was almost sent crashing to the ground. An eyebrow raised. It was too early for any of the students to come in, hell, they weren't even allowed in yet, and yet here he was, watching as his very door was torn from its hinges. The one opening it -or killing it, depends on how you look at it- looked at Kakashi with such a look that the man dropped the orange book in his hand.

"I hope you're not saying anything by that look." Kakashi said, his eyes widening.

"What happened last year." Naruto pushed through gritted teeth.

"We told you, Sasuke will tell you wh-"

"I said what the hell happened last year damn it!" Naruto yelled at the man. Tears made their way down his face and onto the floor.

"Naruto... calm down." Kakashi stood up and came around the desk to stand by the blond. "What's going on?"

"I think it happened again."

"Sasuke?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke was currently sitting on Naruto's chair, curled up with his knees against his chest, crying. Still crying. His sobs were now almost silent, non-existant hiccups, but the tears and the hurt were still there.

"Damn it, why didn't you tell us when it happened? Why the hell did you wait so goddman long?" Kakashi asked.

"For the reason that I needed Sasuke's permission." Naruto replied levely. The silver-haired man sighed.

"Sasuke?" Sasuke gave him a small nod. "Naruto, I think you know what heppened last year, and it'll amke no-"

"I just need to hear it from you. I'm just hoping I'm wrong." Naruto said, just above a whisper.

"He was raped, but you already knew that."

"I was kind of hoping I didn't." Naruto whispered, his blue eyes stinging from unshed tears.

"I know, Naruto."

"You really don't." Naruto replied. "In fact, I don't. I don't even know. I don't know anything anymore! Hell, I'm just a fucking student teacher, what the fuck am I supposed to do?" This emitted a sigh from the team leader.

"I'll go get Kurenai." Kakashi exited the room, leaving the door open behind him. He walked back into the doorway.

"As in this way." Kakashi walked the oppostie direction he had perviously.

Naruto was angry. He wanted to wring that guy's neck. Not Kakashi, of course, but the guy who did this. God, the nerve! The fucking nerve of some people! Why the fuck did this have to happen to Sasuke? What the hell did he ever do? Naruto thought long and hard about the voice he heard. He rocognized it from somewhere...

"N-Naruto?" Naruto almost missed it, but he turned to Sasuke.

"What's up?"

"I... can you come here?"

"Sure." Naruto walked over to the boy in the chair. "What's wrong?"

Sasuke got up and leaned against his teacher. Naruto just stood in shocked silence until he wrapped his arms around the younger male. Sasuke reached his arms around the blond and held on for dear life, and Naruto found himself worrying all over again.

"Are you sure you're alright?" Naruto asked.

"I just... I just want this..." Sasuke whispered against the strong chest.

"What?"

"I want this..."

"Oh, no." Naruto pried Sasuke off of him and held him at arm's length. "Sasuke-"

Sasuke cut him off, "I'm not asking for anything else. I just... I want you to hold me."

"I... alright..." So Naruto did hold the boy.

Well, whatever, Sasuke just needed a pillar of support, right?

...right?

"Sasuke, I need you to tell me- was it the same person? Because, I swear, I will get Tsunade to fire that dishonest piece of-"

"Language, Kurenai." Kakashi cut in. Kurenai shot him a look.

"No." Sasuke whispered.

"Oh. Well, still, that sorry-"

"Language."

"-doesn't deserve his job. Do you know who he was?" Kurenai asked. Sasuke shook his head.

"Do you know what he looked like?" Kurenai shot a glare at Kakashi, who put his hands up in surrender. Wrong question...?

"Naruto, do you know anything about him?"

"He's in one of my classes. I still can't remember who..."

'What the fuck are you writing?'

"Shikamaru Nara."

"What? Him? Naruto, are you completely and totaly sure?" Kurenai asked.

"Yes, I am."

"Shikamaru was talking about something rather enthusiastically yesterday in my class, so it might not be as far off as we'd hope." Kakashi shrugged.

"Alright, I'll go talk to Tsunade, and hopefully we'll get the police involved." Kurenai exited the room.

"I'm going with her. You going to be fine?" Kakashi asked.

"Uh- yeah." Naruto nodded. Kakashi nodded in return and left.

Naruto let out a breath.

"So..." Long, pale arms made themselves known as they wrapped around Naruto's torso. Naruto sighed.

"Sasuke... I can't do this. You know I can't. I'm your teacher, you're my student. There's nothing else to it."

"There is more to it." Sasuke said into Naruto's back.

"Then what else is there?"

"Love."

To say Uzumaki Naruto was shocked was an undertatement. To say that saying Uzumaki Naruto was shocked was an understatement was an undertatement in itself.

"L-love?"

"I love you."

Of course it had to be Sasuke...

"Don't forget your homework, alright?" Naruto called to his first period as they left through the door. Naruto sighed. Damn, he forgot why he hated that class so much. But then his second period came along and everything seemed alright again as he spotted Sasuke in the sea of students. Naruto smiled.

"Good morning, class, and how are you all? R-he-hetorical question, you should've learned that by now." Naruto said, succesfully cutting Neji off. "So, my wonderfully not-quite-average-intellegence students, how about a couple of warm ups?"

The class gave out a collective groan.

"I knew you'd agree with me! Now, turn to page 42, I'm pretty sure that your brains can handle these problems. As good old Sherlock would say, 'Elementary'."

"You've been just asking to be our English teacher." Ino scoffed in response.

"No, I'm not asking to be your teacher, I am your teacher, now shut your face and open up to page 42."

The hushed whispering and 'psst's didn't go unnoticed byt he blond teacher. A yard stick made itself present with a loud 'THWAK!' on Kankuro's desk.

"Tsk, tsk, haven't you learned not to talk in class?" Naruto asked. "To page 42, my friend." Kankuro scowled in response. Naruto flashed a grin at Sasuke who gave a small smile in response.

"Okay, now, as you can see, number 42 is a simple system of equations." If the class wasn't aggrivated before, they were now. "What? These were my favourites when I was in high school."

"Which was 2,000 years ago." A girl spoke up.

"No, it was more-or-less about... three years ago, but if three years is such a long time to you-"

"Would you just shut up so we can get this over with?" Gaara asked.

"Aw, look at that, an enthusiastic student. Don't get those to often."

"Shut your idiotic mouth and teach."

"But I can't with my mouth shut." Naruto replied.

"You know what I mean, you smart a-" 'THWAK!'

"Language. Haven't you learned any better?" Naruto asked, picking his yard stick up off of the red head's desk.

"He was about to say 'Smart aleck'." Tenmari said.

"Was he now?" Naruto asked. "Well, nevermind that." The teacher made his way over to the Elmo*. "As you can see," He slid the book onto the Elmo so it would show up on the projector screen, "This first system is solved by combination. You're familiar with that, yes?"

Naruto tried his best to teach, but he was kind of... off. It was weird, this feeling he was feeling. He seemed to just be realizing his feelings for his raven haired student, and the more he looked into it subconciously, the more he conciously realized that it had been there all along. How could Naruto have missed that? It really had only made itself present after the conffesion he had gotten from Sasuke. And, boy, was it a conffession. What had possesed the boy to say that? Was he really... in love with Naruto?

Sasuke, on the other hand, felt pretty mentally stable in that department. Other than that, Sasuke was in complete chaos. The students on either side of him were trying to get his attention. He knew what they were going to say, and he'd have none of it. But on the inside, that's where the real chaos took place. He felt his gears working and the fires in his brain. His self control was slowly slipping away and any minute now he;d be screaming his head off. The math didn't help much, either; and the way he just felt so vulnerable, so... exposed, it was humiliating and scary all at the same time.

Sasuke looked up at Naruto. Naruto, the love of his life. Sasuke just wanted to be happy with him, and he knew that the teacher wouldn't let something like that happen again -if he could help it. But then memories came back... flooding and flooding and flooding...

"Psst, hey, faggot."

"Hey, faggot, over here."

"Faggot, hey."

"Uh- Sensei?" Naruto turned to look at Sasuke.

"Yes?"

"May I go to the restroom?"

"Uh- yeah, of course! Here, I'll write you a pass..." Naruto threw himself into a scavenger hunt to find the passes. Which drawer were they in again?

Sasuke sighed and stood up, walking away from the two siblings. Honestly, being around them both could be suffocating. He walked up to the blond and waited patiently for a pass. He honestly didn't like walking currently, but he kept his steps nice and even, hiding the limp that was surely there.

"Aha!" Naruto scribbled almost illegibly onto the pass. "Here." The teacher handed his student the pass.

"Thanks." Sasuke replied, locking eyes with Naruto. Hours seemed to go by, just staring into each other's eyes...

"Uh, you planning on teaching anytime soon, grandpa?" Neji asked.

"Wa- oh- uh- yes, of course." Naruto walked back up to the Elmo, Sasuke exiting the room.

What the fuck was that?

Naruto sighed. Okay, that wasn't exactly the best day of school ever, but Naruto had toughed it out. Naruto turned as the door opened.

"Hey." Sasuke said. He walked over to the desk, not bothering to hide his not-so-subtle limp to his step. Naruto sighed.

"Hey, we don't have to clean. I can have a-"

"No. We're going to clean. I don't want that to go away because of..." Sasuke trailed off.

"Are you sure? I mean, we don't have to-"

"I just want everything back to normal damn it!" Sasuke broke down crying, Naruto rushing to his side.

"Sasuke, Sasuke, look, I'm sorry. Of course we can clean, Sasuke, I wouldn't give that up for the world..." Naruto said, hugging the crying boy to his chest.

"I just want this all to go awa-ay..." Sasuke sobbed out. Naruto sighed.

"I'm sure you do." Naruto replied.

"I know we both do."

A/n: *Elmo- It's like an overhead projector, but instead of the trasparent slides (Which I fucking loved to death) you actually put a paper down on it and it projects it, colours and all (Though th colours/lighting always suck on those. I WANT MY OVERHEAD!)

I know what you're all thinking. 'ASALFHLSDHFLEHR WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE KISS?'

Haha, I said I was going for slightly more realistic, so Sasuke wouldn't want Naruto to jump his bones just yet. And then now you're all like, 'AlAHFSHDAFEHFD dksg THE CHPATER DIDN'T END THERE! THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEX AND ADHSLAHFSLAHLWEHGH!'

As I said, wait, my darling little trolled bitches. That's what I'm knowing you all as: My trolled bitches. You can be my trolled bitches, and everyone who reads 'I Know You Better Than You Think I Do' are 'My Fucking Haters'.

I love you all!

Hey, did you know that they updated the site, and now there's no review button, just a box down there?

You should check it out for yourself. Seriously.

All you have to do is type it in and click 'Send Review'! How convinient! Here, how about you try it on this story and make sure you know how to use it for the future, ne?

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~Sasuke Uzumaki 83