A/N: I got the idea totally random, so here's a Kurtany fic for ya'll! This is something close to a crack fic, but not as weird...
(Note: Lately I've been debating wether to delete this story or not. I'm not proud of it at all and writing it is just a pain in the ass. Give me some time an I might finish. If you are interested you could take over/adopt it? Pm me if that's the case!)
Kurt Hummel was in Warblers rehearsal, listening to the council arguing about song selections. Or at least he thought so. He was extremly tired and could barely keep his eyes open - yet understand the craziness around him.
He loved the Warblers and wanted to participate. But he was very tired. The schoolwork was harder, days were longer, he missed his family and had a crush on his best friend. It was exhausting.
Suddenly two boys stumbled in, Nick and Jeff.
"Warbler Nick and Warbler Jeff, care to tell us why you are over ten minutes late?" Wes - head council member - asked.
"We saw a girl!" Nick shouted. Everyone in the room now looked at them, a girl on campus was highly un usual. Even the ones that were gay missed some girls presence.
"A blond cheerleader! She looked lost and we were supposed to ask if she needed any help, then she ran away." Jeff said.
"And we tried to follow, but couldn't find her." Nick filed in.
"So that's why we're late."
It looked like Wes was about to yell at them when Kurt realised what he heard.
"A blonde cheerleader? Was she wearing a red white and black uniform?" He asked.
"Yeah. How did you know? You saw her to?"
"No... If you'll exhuse me." Kurt said and left the common-room.
All the Warblers looked after him with worried and slightly confused face exprecions.
...
Kurt knew were to look, there was some big oaks in one part of the grounds. When he first got to Dalton he often found himself sitting there and think. So that was were he went. And he was right, under one of the trees a blonde girl was sitting. In cheerio uniform, ponytail and traises of tears that earlied rolled down her cheeks.
"Hey boo, you came to see me?" Kurt asked and sat down next to her.
"Yeah. I miss you so much, you were always the most unicorn of them all. And now I'm all alone."
"Brittany, you know I love you right? You are never alone. And you can come see me anytime you want." He pecked her on the lips, nothing sexual about it, just to tell her that he was there and she was safe.
"I love you too Kurtie. But I'm alone now. Artie and I broke up cause he was really mean, Sanny don't love me anymore and my parents went away for a few months. I want to be here with you all the time, you're the nicest person and my own dolphin. Can I please stay here with you?" She starts to sob into Kurts chest. His heart breaks when he hears and sees this, why would anyone - how could anyone - do something to sweet innocent Brittany?
"Boo, its against the rules but if we are really careful and stay quiet you can stay in my room." He really wanted to ask were her parents left, and what happend with Santana and Artie. But that would only upset her, so he decided to just comfort her.
They sat there, just small talking and cuddling until the sun started to go down. Then Kurt took his friend in his arms bridal style - he was a lot stronger than he looked - and carried her towards the dorm buildings. He was quiet and careful so that they would not get noticed. He did not know how much trouble he would be in if someone knew that a girl stayed the night, and he had no intentions on finding out.
When they reached his room he put the tired girl on the bed. She looked like she could fall asleep at anytime.
"Sweetie, you can't wear the uniform when you sleep. Take this in stead." He tossed her the top part of his own pj. " I'll go do my moisturicing routine, I'll be right here in the bathroom if you need anything."
" Okay Kurtsie..." She mumbled.
When he came back from the bathroom 45 minutes later she was asleep. So he just smiled at the cute sight and climbed down next to her.
...
Blaine Anderson,Wes Montgomery, Nick Duval, Jeff Sterling and David Thompson were sitting in the students kitchen sipping coffee. It was early in the morning on a Saturday. None of them really knew why they were up at this hour.
"So Blainers, what's up with Kurt? He acted kind ot funny yesterday." David asked.
"Not sure, why do you ask me?" Blaine replied.
"Well you are his best friend, and hopelessly in love with him. You usually know everything that goes on around him." Nick remarked. Blaine was to tired to object. And they were kind of right. He did liked Kurt, maybe more than a friend. But he didn't want to ruin the friendship since Kurt was way out of his league and obviously did not feel the same way.
"Whatever, by the way, isn't it a little strange that he still sleeps?" Everyone nodded in agreement. Even if it was early for them, they knew Kurt normally was up at least an hour earlier every weekend.
"We should go wake him up! We never did that to him when he first transferred..." Nick squealed like a little girl. Blaine knew it was a bad idea, Kurt could be a bitch in the mornings. But he went with it anyways. What was the worst that could happen?
The five of them walked down the hallway to Kurts room. When they got there they tried knocking. No answer. So he was really sleeping.
Blaine, that had a spare-key to the room, unlocked the door. It opened without a sound and the boys walked in.
The room was dark at first but Wes turned the lights on. All of them were shocked by the sight.
In Kurts bed there were two persons instead of one. Kurt himself and a blonde girl. The covers had been kicked down by their knees so the five boys could clearly see how close they lay. Kurt had his back against the intruders. His and the girls legs were twined together and their stomachs were pressed together. Kurt had his arms around the girls waist and her hands touched his face. Their foreheads and noses touched in an eskimokisses- ish way.
Kurt Hummel that always had several layers of clothing on only wore a pair of blue silk pyjama pants. Blaine could not stop himself from staring, based on what he could see, Kurt had muscles. And he was hot.
The blond wore what obviously was the matching top to Kurts pants and showed of a pair of amazing long legs. Everyone could not help but feel a little ( read: very ) jealous, Blaine at the girl and the rest of Kurt.
"I thought he was gay..." Was all David could say.
"Oh my gosh, that's the cheerleader. Her uniform are on the floor!" Jeff informed them. A little to loud.
The girl started moving and slowly opened her eyes.
"Whatsgoingon...?" She yawned rubbed her eyes and looked a little more awake. " Who are you?"
"Friends of Kurt, we were just about to wake him... We could go if we interrupt something." Blaine said hesitantly.
"Oh no, stay! I'll wake him for you." She grinned innocently. " Kurtsie? Kurtsie? You have to wake up now." Kurtsie? All the boys thought.
"Shut up Britt, we c'n lay here for a few more minutes." Kurt answered half asleep. She giggled and pecked him on the cheek.
"No we can't. You're friends are here, silly!"
Suddenly Kurt seemed fully awake.
" Oh my god, guys! What are you doing here?" He blushed.
" We came to wake you up. But it seems like you've got company." Wes looked at Brittany.
" You can't tell anyone about this! I'll explain Brittany later. Can you leave now so that both of us can put some clothes on? I don't feel very comfortable like this."
" Sure, we'll be in the kitchen. And no one else will be up in at least one and a half hour, so you are safe."
...
" OMFG! What the hell just happened?" Blaine burst as soon as they left the room. Everyone looked as surprised as him. How could we have that fight over Rachel, and this happens? I thought he was gay to... He told me so several times! I can't belive this. And he looked at her like that. Is she his girlfriend? He would have told me, I think... Was kind of what was going on in Blaine's head, he was a mess. But maybe there is some explanation...
The other boys were just as shocked, no one knew what to say. So they ended up walking to the kitchen in silence and sat there with weird face expressions until Kurt and Brittany walked in.
Kurt hade now put on a pair of skinny jeans and a simple button-down. Brittany were still in the pyjama top but had her cheerios skirt on to.
Kurt sat down in a couch ( yes there was a couch in the kitchen) and Brittany jumped on his lap.
" So...Guys, this is Brittany. Brittany, this is my friends. Wes, David, Nick, Jeff and Blaine." The five Warblers still looked rather dumbstruck. Brittany waved at them.
"Are you all dolphins? Cause then I think I like you. Kurtsie is my dolphin and I love him very much." She asked with a sweet smile. Dolphins?
" Wait, what?" Nick asks.
" I said Kurtsie is my dolphin and I love him very much."
" What's a dolphin?" Wes wonders.
" Don't you know that a dolphin is a gay shark?"
"Huh?"
" She wants to know if you are gay. Cause a dolphin is a gay shark and straight people are sharks." Kurt explains, he spoke fluent Brittany.
" That kind of made sense? And not all of us are, just me. ¨Well, there's Nick and Jeff, but they are only gay for each other"
" Oh, will you be my Kurt's dolphin? I promise that he has baby-soft hands, is a great kisser and tastes like strawberry and vanilla..."
Blaine just looked really confused.
" Britt! You can't say stuff like that to people, boo. Sorry Blaine."
" Hold up, if she says that you are her dolphin, you are not dating then?" Jeff tries to figure out what's happening. Kurt and Brittany giggles.
"No, I want to cause Kurtsie is really sexy. But he likes boys. He even have a t-shirt that tells people that." Brittany played with the collar on Kurts shirt.
" Oh. Well you two just seem very... intimate with each other."
" We are, it's a very special friendship. And I love her very much, she's one of my best friends."
" Aww, I love you to Kurtsie!"
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A/N: So yeah, It might end up being more chapters. But this is all I got at the moment. I really love Kurtany friendship, it's so sweet.
Thoughts? Reviews?
Less than three, Alice.