AN-HELLO everybody! Okay, First one-shot here! My version of Llamas with hats, except with Red and Todd. Contains no Spoilers for Red, the Kid of Adventure.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fossil Fighters Champions or Llamas with hats. I do however own Red.

Fighters with Fossils

Todd walks up the sidewalk to the house he and Red live in. Today had been a great day for him. He had found plenty of fossils, spent time with his friends and his girlfriend, Pauleen. Red had stayed home that day from a headache, but that was okay.

"Hey Red!" Todd calls opening the front door. "I'm ba-" He stops to see a dead V-Raptor on the floor with Red standing on the other side of it. "Reeeeeeeeed! There's a DEAD V-Raptor on the floor!"

"Hmmmm? What? Oh! Well would you look at that." Red says.

"Red, WHAT DID YOU DO?" Todd asks him.

"I assure you, I have never seen this creature before in my life." Red tells him.

"What were you doing before I got home?" Todd asks.

"Hmm? Oh, uh, I was upstairs,"

"Uh-huh."

"In my room,"

"Okay."

"Writing a love poem to Rosie,"

"Go on."

"And this V-Raptor came in."

"Then what happened?"

"I let Saber Lava break it's spine."

"...REEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEED! That KILLS things!"

"Well I didn't know."

"HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW? I mean, REALLY! I- wait."

"Wait what?"

"...Where are its feet...?"

"Hmmm?"

"It's feet are gone."

"Oh. I cut them off."

"And?"

"And I cooked them up and ate them."

"...REEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

"What?"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!"

"I was hungry."

"But STILL!"

"My belly had the rumbles that only V-Raptor feet would satisfy."

"What is WRONG with you?"

"Well, I kill V-Raptors and eat their feet for one thing."

"..." Todd face palms.

THE END

AN-Yeah. This came out of nowhere. XD Anyways, Saber Lava is Red's Smilo in case you're wondering. Sneak peeks for my other FF stories!:

Red, the Kid of Adventure

I get my feet under me and stand up, while Todd hangs onto me from my neck. I get him in a fireman carry, then speed down the volcanic rock path. "Back to Cranial City!" I say.

"WHEEEEE!" Todd yells waving his helmet around in the air. As I turn, I see Rupert at the edge of the cliff at the summit, watching us with amusement.

Wildwest High School

'I'M GONNA BE LATE!' Joe thinks as he runs down the hallway. He sees his first period class room, and runs towards the door. The teacher appears, and shuts the door, not seeing Joe. ACK! Joe slams into the door just as the teacher shuts it.

"What?" The teacher asks looking through the window on the door.

"Oh... my poor nose..." Joe says, his hands over his nose which hit the door the hardest. The teacher opens the door, and steps out.

"Joe, I am so sorry." He tells him with worry. "Are you okay?"

"I just slammed my nose against the door." Joe tells him. "What do ya think?"

"I think you're okay."