In stead of redoing SE shorts. I'll change it to SE oneshots.

Chatroulette

Maka sat in her rolling chair in her room. She was spinning around debating weather or not to open the present that her dad had sent her. She was currently thinking about the last present that her father sent her. It was inappropriate underwear and a matching bra. He had some nerve doing that; although Maka didn't know that the true culprit behind it all was Blair. Maka felt her face grow red from being angry while recalling the moment. She looked on her bed at the decorative wrapped box. If she opened it the worse that could happen, was her hating him even more. She sighed and rolled her chair towards her bed. Deciding that she had nothing to lose, Maka unwrapped the gift. She starred at the box in front of her. It was a web camera. Attached to the box was a note. Maka picked it up and opened it deciding that it would clear up any confusion she had towards the gift.

To my dearest daughter. I have recently found out that you have a Skype account, but no web camera.

Hopefully this will help. Look me up on Skype. I'll be waiting for your add.

Love,

Papa.

Maka groaned and threw the note away. Like hell she'd add him, but he did go through the trouble of getting her a web camera. Maka sighed and decided that she would add him and ignore his calls. She picked up the web camera box and opened it. It seemed simple enough to work, but she wanted to make sure that she was doing everything right.

"SOUL!" she called to her partner. Moments later Soul walked in wearing a kitchen apron.

"Yes," he said with a frying pan in hand. Maka giggled at his appearance a little.

"Can you help me set this up?" she asked. Soul looked at the web camera.

"Is that the gift that your old man sent you?" he asked walking over to help his partner. Maka nodded.

"He wants me to add him on skype," she said. Soul laughed a little while he took the web camera out of the box.

"That makes since," he said connecting the USB cord to it's slot "anyway, when you want to use it just connect this," he said pointing to the cord "to this," he then pointed to the slot it was in. Maka nodded. Soul exited the room.

"Don't do anything crazy on chatroullette," he said laughing. Maka chose to ignore him because she had no idea what chatroullette was. She went to her desk and logged on to Skype. She made a face as she added her father, who seconds later excepted it and tried to video call her. (which she ignored.) 'I wonder who's online' Maka thought scrolling though her contacts. Both Black Star and Kid were online. Maka thought it would be more pleasant to talk to the latter, so she video called Kid. Moments later said shinigami appeared on the screen looking aggravated. Liz and Patty were behind him laying on his bed.

"Hey, Maka," he said. Maka smiled at him.

"Hey! Why do you look pissed off?" she asked. Kid sighed.

"I was having a conversation with Black Star on here. He chose to be ignorant and he continued to type 'I shall surpass God' over and over again," he said. Maka giggled.

"Is that Maka?" Liz asked walking towards the computer screen. Maka waved.

"Hey," she said.

"Looks like you finally got a web cam. Don't go on chatroulette," she said then rejoined Patty on Kid's bed. Maka looked confused.

"What does she mean by chatroulette?" she asked "Soul told me the exact same thing." Kid shrugged.

"I'm not sure what it means either," he said. Maka smiled at an idea.

"Want to come over and find out?" she asked. Kid looked back at his partners and nodded.

"Sure, I really don't want Liz and Patty to drag me into another session," he said. Maka titled her head slightly.

"What do you me-" she stopped in her sentence when she noticed that Liz and Patty were barely dressed, and Kid's clothes were messed up. "Never mind, s-see you soon," Maka quickly said before Kid hung up.

"Wow, you're so whipped," Kid said seeing Soul cooking in his little apron. Soul scoffed.

"At least I'm not Liz and Patty's little toy," Soul said.

"We don't even have sex!" Kid said. Soul looked back to the things that he was cooking.

"Sure you don't," he said. Soul was currently looking down at the fish that was still raw "Dammit! Why isn't this cooking!" He yelled. Kid sighed. He reached over and turned the stove on. Soul groaned.

"I feel like an idiot," he said.

"Don't worry," Kid said walking towards Maka's room "you are one."

"Whatever, Kid," Soul said as he started mixing batter for a cake.

Maka stared at the computer screen, she didn't even look up when Kid walked in her room. She was currently sitting on her bed with her laptop in her lap. Kid sat next to her and looked at the computer as well. Maka was on the chatroulette site; however she didn't know how to start it up.

"Hey, Kid," she said noticing he was there "do you know how to get this working?" she asked.

"I think you have to click the start button," he said. Maka nodded.

"Here goes," she said and clicked the button. It landed on a child that looked about twelve.

"Wow, I never get a couple!" he said. Maka and Kid looked at him confused.

"We aren't a couple," Kid said. Maka nodded. The child on there seemed to not care.

"Make out!" he said. Maka's eyes grew wide.

"Where is your mother?" she asked. The little boy frowned then smiled.

"I'll give you some motivation," he said. After that he stood up and unzipped his pants.

"How do we next him!" Maka quickly said.

"Click the next button," Kid replied because neither of them wanted to see the little boy naked. Maka clicked the next button.

"What's was with that?" she asked turning to Kid. Kid shrugged.

"I don't know. I hope we don't get anyone else like that," he said. Maka nodded.

"Me too. That boy was so young. I wonder if his mother knows that he's doing this," she said. Kid shrugged. Chatroulette continued to shuffle until it landed on a group of three boys apparently having a sleepover. They looked about Maka and Kid's age.

"Hello," Maka greeted with a smile on her face, because they looked normal.

"Hi!" the boy in the middle said "where are you from?"

"Death City," Kid replied. Maka nodded.

"We're from Michigan," the boy on the right said.

"Where's death city located?" the boy in the middle asked.

"Nevada," Maka replied.

"Cool. I'm Jeramey," the boy in the middle said then he pointed to the boy on his right "this is Chris," and then the boy on his left "and this is John. So, are you two a couple?" Maka shook her head.

"No," Kid replied.

"Are you friends with benefits?" Chris asked. Kid sighed.

"No," Maka said.

"Are going to show something?" John asked, but was elbowed by Jeramey.

"No!" Maka said getting aggravated. After that she hit the next button. "I hope everyone isn't like this," she told Kid. Kid nodded. The next person they saw was a man with the camera aiming at his pants. He didn't have a mic, so he typed the words 'Couple Fuck'. Maka and Kid were both disgusted. Maka didn't like that the man was a dirty pedophile. Kid hated the fact that he didn't use proper grammar, so they clicked the next button. It showed a guy doing something inappropriate(if you catch my drift). Maka screamed and Kid quickly hit the next button.

"Oh Death God," Maka said taking deep breaths.

"That was just so disgusting. People like that make the human race look worse," Kid said. Maka turned to Kid, but she didn't notice that the camera had landed on a man doing the exact same thing as the other one, neither did Kid.

"What do you mean by 'worse', Kid?" Maka asked. Kid nervously laughed.

"Don't worry Maka nothing's wrong with most humans. It's just that some of them are...well despicable," he said. Maka started starring Kid down to the point that he was laying on her bed.

"Don't make me chop you," she said. Getting scarier and scarier in Kid's point of view. Now he knew why Soul did everything he could to please Maka. "Name someone despicable?" she asked. Kid didn't want to piss off Maka anymore, so he said the only person that he knew she'd agree with one hundred percent.

"Y-Your father," Kid said covering his face with one of Maka's throw pillows to avoid any accidents. Maka smiled a smile of triumph.

"I guess you're right," she said. Kid let out a sigh of relief and returned to his sitting position. He looked at Maka and saw a look horror on her face. Kid followed her gaze to the screen. It looked as if the man that it stopped on was 'having fun' to their argument, and 'finished' because of it. He typed in the words: thanks guys, then he disappeared from view. Maka, who was still a little shell shocked clicked the stop button.

"L-Let's never talk of this again," Kid said, shocked as well. Maka nodded with her eyes still fixed on the screen.

"Agreed," she said.

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