AN: Hey guys, I'm back, and it is time for more of "The Computer"! Well, to start things off, I want to wish all of you readers "happy holidays"! Now, I will reveal what Pein was watching (that is if you didn't know what it was), and that is…. Hetalia: Axis Powers. He was actually watching the beginning scene of the first episode at the world conference. If you have not seen this show and you love lots and lots of cracky humor, I highly recommend it. But, if you are easily offended…. Don't watch it…. Anyways, to those of you who knew what Pein was watching, kudos to you; you guys are awesome. As for the rest of you, you guys are awesome as well XD

Now, I will reply to comments:

ilovemyboys- Hahaha, maybe I'll make a one shot of that XD It seems interesting enough. Besides, this story is likely going to conclude soon.

MeiMeiaru8- Now that's an idea: the nations invading the Akatsuki hideout XD Yeah, it is a lot of work, but I like writing, so it all works out. Plus we got to dress up for the trial and Revolutionary War song (I cosplayed as America, and my friends were England, France, and Prussia). World history sounds like an awesome class; I just hope that I'll have the same Hetalia loving friend that I have now in that class.

Kayra isis- Yep, good ol' Hetalia. Hahaha, a meeting with the G8 plus Pein; that would be hilarious.

Disclaimer: If I were to own Naruto and its characters... Never mind, I wouldn't want to think of that; it would suck so bad XD

Chapter 4: Plan in Action!

"Alright, un, let's get going," Deidara declared with obvious excitement.

"Actually, I've been thinking about your plan, and I think that some roles should be changed," Itachi stated. "I think that you, Tobi, and Sasori should do what Kisame and I were supposed to. Kakuzu and Hidan's places are correct though."

"Ugh, alright... But first, do you guys agree with them as well, un?" he asked Sasori and Tobi.

"Yes! Anything to make sure you don't sexually harass me Senpai!" Tobi said with a little too much enthusiasm. Sasori just nodded, not wanting to interject into the awkward conversation.

After Preparing for the "Mission":

Ding dong. Ding dong.

"Now who could that be? I was just about to re-watch America's Storage Room Cleaning... Then I was going to watch the episode with Busby's Chair..." Pein muttered to himself as he left his room to open the door.

"The target has left his room; he is now heading towards the front door," Kisame spoke into a walkie-talkie. He waited for a confirming "Rodger that" before turning to Itachi. "Deidara said that he'd contact Hidan and Kakuzu real quick to tell them to get ready."

"Okay, get prepared for when we hear the signal..."

In the Living Room:

"Hidan, Deidara just contacted me. Act natural because Pein is heading over."

"Psh, I always act natural," Hidan scoffed, "Unlike you, you stingy mother fucker."

"Just shut up Hidan, and hand me the television remote while you're at it," Kakuzu instinctively replied.

"Great, not only do I have a cheap ass for a partner, but he's lazy too!"

"It's right next to you!"

"So! Get it yourself!"

"Oh come on! It's supposed to play Reservoir Dogs in a little bit!"

"Well that's just too fucking bad!"

Oh, just wonderful. Hidan and Kakuzu are at each others' throats again. I'll have to break up the fight after I get the door... Pein thought as he walked past the bickering pair without them even noticing.

At the Front Door:

"Deidara," Sasori started,"What are our fake names?"

"You'll find out once Pein answers the door, un."

"That's another hole in the plan; you can't say 'un,' or else Pein will get suspicious."

"Alright, un—" Sasori elbowed him in the ribs, "understood, I mean."

Tobi was about to say something when they heard the sound of locks being clicked behind the door. "Hello," Pein said, looking at the disguised members.

"Wassup bro? I'm Timothy," Deidara pointed at himself, "This is Daniel,"he pointed at Sasori, "and that's little Samuel over there." The three were wearing hipster sunglasses, and inside-out beanies.

"Um, what's with the hats?"

"Regular hats are too mainstream," 'Daniel' replied with a lisped voice.

"What about the glasses; you do realize that it's dork and cloudy right now, right."

"Puhshaww, if we punched out then lenses they'd be too mainstream." 'Samuel' said in a regular voice that was deeper than his real one.

"Alright... But how come you guys don't go by shortened versions of your names? You know, like 'Tim,' 'Dan,' or 'Sam?'

"Dude, do we have to spell it out for you? If we did that, we would be way too mainstream. You know, just the other day we were wearing a sideways unicorn horns. People on the streets called us the 'Hipster Unicorns.' I think it fit very well, un." Deidara burst with rage; for some reason he started to improvise more and more of his hipster act.

"Wait, what did you say? Did you say 'un'?" Pein raised an eyebrow at the trio on his front porch.

"..." The three were silent...

AN: Okay, so this was the first chapter that actually has to deal with Deidara's plan. I hope that it met your guys' expectation. As usual, I apologize for any errors throughout this. And I have to say, I got really quick feedback for the previous chapter. It was so fast that I was completely astonished by it! Hopefully this chapter will get the same response rate (hint hint). The next chapter should be published relatively soon as well.

I know that I didn't exactly say what Hidan or Kakuzu were doing, and that's the point, because it will come up in a later chapter... Possibly the next one, which should be out pretty quick as well. And yes, Kakuzu was going to watch Reservoir Dogs (an amazing movie directed by Quinten Tarentino... I'm not sure if I spelled his name right... XD). I just watched it on Netflix a day ago. I have to say, Mr. White, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink are my favorite characters.

Hahaha, well, the thing about the "Hipster Unicorn" is semi-true. I was at my aunts house, and she had an inflatable unicorn horn. I—for some reason—had decided to wear it, but it kept falling off. I soon discovered that if I wore it sideways it would stay on better. Then I decided to dub myself as a "Hipster Unicorn." XD Well, see you guys next chapter! Stay Safe!