Fate is funny, isn't it? – Chapter 1

Naruto opens the letter, a love letter he received form a secret admirer. It slipped out of his locker when he opened it.
Naruto, "God, another one."

He throws it onto a pile of growing love letters.

"How many times do I have to do this every day?"
He is somewhat ungrateful, he has the power to make girls fall in love with him, but he doesn't even seem to like one girl. Every man in the school wishes he were Naruto, those powers to win the hearts of women, amazing.

Sasuke walks up to him and pats him on the back.

Sasuke, "Man, another one?"
Naruto, "Yeah, looks like it, these damn girls don't know when to quit."
"Seriously man? How can you be so shallow? Your such an empty bag."
"I couldn't care less what anyone thinks about me, I just want to finish sophomore year and get promoted to a junior."
"Well, it's nice to have some sort of relationship during high school. It provides that cliché kind of friskiness."
"Wow, you are so retarded."
"Just spit balling here."
Naruto then closes his locker, while Sasuke looks at the big pile full of letters from admirers. Sasuke opens one up.

Sasuke, "Didn't you even take a look at any of them?"

Naruto, "As if."
"Look, it has a picture of a girl in it."
"So."
"Its her in a… bikini."
"So."
"She has a huge rack."
"So."
"She has a big ass."
"So."
"I'm freaking serious, she's hot man, look."
Sasuke throws the picture onto Narutos face.

Naruto, "… she's ok."
Sasuke, "Man, you seriously have no feelings. Do you mind if I borrow this for a while?"
"Knock yourself out, you can have it. I'm sure one of these other pictures has some other girl posing nude for me, I wouldn't be surprised."

"… I wish I were you so I could get girls to pose naked for me! Lucky bastard!"
"Not like I asked for it."
They grabbed their stuff and walked home together. On the way they stopped at a local video game store.

Sasuke, "Did you hear that a new student is coming to our school this Monday?"
Naruto, "Sure, like I know everything."
Sasuke, "Man… I hope she's hot!"
Naruto picks up a game, it's for the pc. He gets curious and turns it around, turns out it's an eroge.

Naruto, "Here you go." He hands it to Sasuke.

Sasuke, "Oh YEAH! An eroge, that's why you don't like girls, you're too busy doing fake ones!"
"That's freaking gross man."
"Stating a possibility here."
"No way, I hate those things."
They get a few used games then they get out the store to realize its getting dark.

Sasuke, "Sorry man, I need to go man. Its getting dark out, I'll see you in school, okay?"
Naruto, "Whatever."
Sasuke then runs home while waving Naruto goodbye from a distance.

Naruto, "God he drives me insane."
He starts walking home when he sees a girl looking around the neighborhood with a confused look on her face.

Naruto, "What are you looking for? There is a neighborhood watch here."

Then the girl turns around. Almost, apparently, she turns in slow motion. Her flowing hair, her below average breasts, her average body figure, her skinny body, all gets his attention and he skips a beat.
Girl, "Oh, sir, do you know where _ apartments are?"
Naruto, "Uh… I uh… ummm… uh, yeah, that's the apartment building I live in."
Girl, "Can you show me where it is?"
"Uh, um…"
"If it's too much to ask for then I guess I can…"
"N-No, it's no problem at all, I'll show you where it is."
He takes her to his apartment building.

Naruto, "H-Here we are."
Girl, "Thank you."
"Don't mention it. Are you moving here?"
"Yes, I see you live here right? Guess we will be neighbors!"
"Actually, my parents own this, I just live here for free."
"Wow, that's neat!"
"And I kinda manage this Apartment building."
"Oh, isn't that a coincidence?"
"That means you will be bringing your checks to me."
"Ha, that's ironic I would ask directions to an apartment building to the owner of the apartment!"
"Why don't we go inside, get settled?"
They go inside and Naruto helps her with her bags and brings them into the front office.

Naruto opens up a check list book with people names on it of the residents of the apartment building.

Naruto, "I see, your name is Hinata, right?"
Hinata, "Yes sir."
"No need to call me sir, Naruto is suffice."
"Sure."
"Here you go."

He passes her the keys and tells her where her room is.

Naruto, "Enjoy your stay here, you and I will be living across the hall from each other, so if you need something, just knock on my door. Please enjoy your stay here."
Hinata, "Will do."
As soon as she gets into the elevator he turns his face towards the wall and pushes his face against it.

Naruto, "What is this feeling in my chest? The tightness… the warmth, it feels weird."

Naruto shrugs it off… wait a second…

Naruto, "Was I just… being nice to someone? Let alone a girl! Why? Why, why, why, why? Why was I smiling and joking around with her? Why? Did she slip something in my drink… no wait I haven't drank anything since lunch."

Then his stomach growls.

"I guess its time for dinner."
*Next morning*
Naruto, "And as soon as I saw her I was full of awe, I couldn't believe what I was seeing, she was so beautiful, so great. Man, why am I telling you this?"
Sasuke, "Cause I'm the only friend you've got. It looks like you're in love with this girl."
"Am not! I've never felt love for a girl before, besides, I just met her yesterday."
"Well, theirs a first for everything I suppose. Did you ask for her name?"
"It's Hinata."
"Man you're a fast worker! How did you find out her name so quickly?"
"She is renting a room at my apartment building."
Sasuke puts his and on his chin and then squeezes Narutos cheeks.

Sasuke, "You are so lucky! I hate you, lucky bastard!"
Naruto hears some gasps in the background.

Naruto, "Wait a minute… I hear something."
Sasuke, "Maybe it's the sound of your future lover…"
"Shhh…. Listen."
Naruto then pulls open a closet then girls just fall out of it.

Naruto, "What the hell were you girls doing?"
Sakura, "Naruto is in love with another girl! This cannot be! Am I not good enough for you?"
She squeezes her boobs a bit but he just ignores it, not even reacting to it.

Ino, "What about me?" She shakes her hips a bit, but again, this does nothing to Naruto.

Naruto, "Can you girls leave me alone?"
The girls start to walk away then Sasuke come up and runs to them.

Sasuke, "Wait up girls! I'm totally free! I have no girlfriend! I'm available!"
All the girls give him the cold shoulder though.

*Later*

Naruto, "*Yawn* looks like its time for me to go home."
*At Home*
Naruto paces back and forth through his living room, thinking about this girl he seems to have a crush on, its only been one time he has seen her face, but that image is firmly planted onto his brain.

*Monday Morning*

Sasuke, "Dude, I'm so excited to see who this girl is! I hope she's hot!"
Naruto, "Well, I guess for you that's beneficial, but these kinds of things are just…"
Just before he see could finish his sentence, the girl Naruto met the other day, Hinata, walks around the corner towards her new locker she was assigned.

Sasuke, "I've never seen that girl before! I think she is the new girl, awww, too bad, she is soo skinny and plain."
Naruto, "Uhh, ahhh, uahh.. uwahhhh…."
"Whats wrong? Your whole entire face is red."
"Uh… nothing… it's just… that's, that's her."
"Wait a sec… that's her? That's the girl you like?"

"Uh-huh."

"That's the girl the hottest guy in High school likes?"
"Yeah, why?"

"That's her?"
"Y-Yeah."
"You sure?"
"Sure as can be."
"No wonder you never liked any of these girls, you like plain, flat chested, skinny ones!"

Hinata then notices Naruto looking at her.

Hinata, "Wow, look who is here! Guess we're going to the same high school."
Naruto, "Well, it's gonna be a pleasure to be going to the same high school as you!"
Hinata, "Likewise, we might even get to be in the same homeroom together!"

She then walks away waving him good bye.

Sasuke, "What a surprise! Naruto actually being nice to a girl! This must really be love."
Naruto punches Sasukes stomach.

Naruto, "Shut up."
Sasuke, "Damn it, your strong."
Naruto then walks into the class room with Sasuke behind him.

To be continued…

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