Got into Sherlock recently, and now I'm addicted. This stemmed from randomness, and I had fun writing it. Does that make me a little bit masochistic?

Sherlock belongs to Conan-Doyle and the biggest trolls in existence, Moffat and Gatiss.

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I killed John. Now I have you all to myself. :) –JM

You know, he's uglier as a corpse than he was alive. -JM

Lol, jokes. I only tortured him a bit. –JM

And when I say 'a bit', I mean a lot. -JM

We've had quite a bit of fun today. :) -JM

You can come and pick him up now, I'm all finished. -JM

You remember the pool, right? You pointed a gun at me, remember? Ah, good memories. –JM

Sherlock, how much blood is in the human body again? Just wondering. Completely unrelated. –JM

Are you coming yet? I'm getting bored of the crying. –JM

Oh, and you didn't answer my question. -JM

Bored now. How far away are you? -JM

Sshhherrrllloooccckkkk. -JM

Whoops. Was so bored I just dropped my knife. –JM

Into his shoulder. The one with the bullet wound. I get so clumsy when I'm bored. ;) -JM

He's calling your name now. How dull. –JM

"Please, god, make it stop!" His words, not mine. -JW

How long until you get here? The chlorine and blood smell is getting to me. –JM

You still haven't answered my question. -JW

Bored, bored, bored. Hurry up. –JM

Boooooorrrrrrrreeeedddddd. –JM

Whoops. Dropped my knife again. ;) –JM

Bored. –JM

Bored. –JM

Bored. –JM

You must be almost here by now. –JM

Bored. -JM

Oooh, I didn't know the human body could do that. Learn something new every day, huh? –JM

I hear a car outside. Is that you? –JM

Very bored.

Ha! You should see your face right now. Turn to your right and face the camera, sweetheart, and give us a big smile. :) –JM

Where are you? Where is John? -SH

At Baker Street, reading the morning newspaper. April Fools! –JM

Oh wait, that was a couple of months ago. My mistake, I'm so embarrassed. -JM

Try not to slip on that puddle near the door on your way out now, dear. -JM

When I get my hands on you, Moriarty, there won't be enough left for an autopsy. –SH

Oh, I'm sure there won't be. It's been fun trolling you, Sherlock Holmes. Ta ta for now! –JM

John? Are you alright? -SH

What do you mean? I'm fine. –JW

Oh, nothing. I'm coming home now. Just stay where you are. -SH

Ok? Uh, are you all right? -JW

Fine. Just don't go anywhere until I get back. –SH

Ok, I won't. –JW

Oh, and if you happen to pass a Tescos on your way, we're out of milk. –JW