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Tony: Hey guys, too bad you ain't here, this party is going craaazy!

Pepper Potts: Anthony Stark, you we're meant to attend to the meeting concerning the matters of Kavasaki merger, two hours ago! Our associates are still waiting in the conference room!

Tony: I don't want the merger, cancel it, meeting is considered over. That was quick, wasn't it?

Clint: And you know a thing or two about being 'quick', don't you?

Tony: Go suck my Stark Tower, Clint, really.

Pepper Potts: You can't just say you don't want it, Tony. And why aren't you even here? Where are you? I will regret asking that question, won't I?

Tony: Answering your questions in order of relevance: you will, so I'm not answering that, because meetings are boring, and I can. I just did.

Pepper Potts: You're giving me a headache.

Tony: I know a thing that would help for a headache.

Pepper Potts: I don't want your thing.

Tony: I don't like your headache.

Pepper Potts: Are you apologizing?

Tony: I obviously am nearly apologizing.

Pepper Potts: Are you drunk?

Tony: Not that much.

Pepper Potts: How much is 'not that much'? Is it 'I'm going to regret sleeping with that woman not that much' or 'I peed myself in the suit not that much'?

Tony: It's fine, MC Hammer's with me. However, when I told him to buy some coke, I thought he would get some coca-cola with vodka. And I was thinking I overpaid for a drink.

Pepper Potts: Thor, where are you?

Thor: I have no idea, Lady Potts. Worry not, I will watch over the Starkson.

Tony: Now, that is some great stuff.

Pepper Potts: Tony, don't you dare.

Tony: My God, I haven't done that since college! Oh wait, I was 14 back then. So I guess I might have done it after college. Once or twice. In the Netherlands? Have I been to the Netherlands? Hey, that gives me this brilliant idea! Fuck, now I remember the Netherlands. Thor, never go to the Netherlands. Like ever. Neeveerrrr… What's with that scepter anyways, I bet he doesn't compensate for anything…

Thor: Starkson is calling for Jarvis, Lady Potts. I do not see a man named so, in here.

Pepper Potts: Tony, stop shouting, J.A.R.V.I.S. can't hear you, you're not wearing your suit.

Tony: God bless you woman, for a moment I thought it was broken! What a relief! I'm feeling sick. Did you see that Pepper? Wow, that was so cool.

Pepper Potts: Thor, please, could you try and bring him home? Immediately?

Thor: As you wish, lady Potts.

Tony: Wooow.

The next morning.

Pepper Potts: J.A.R.V.I.S., how is he doing?

J.A.R.V.I.S. shared a new picture.

Pepper Potts: Oh my God Tony, you look awful! Are you mad? What were you thinking?

Clint: You look like shit man, really. Not kidding.

J.A.R.V.I.S. : Mister Tony is still in bed, Ms. Potts. He was carried home this morning by Mister Laufeyson.

Pepper Potts: Loki? Thor told me he carried him home last night, around 2 a.m. ?

J.A.R.V.I.S.: That is correct. Mister Tony tried to go out again on his own, but fell off the staircase. Then he tried to reach Mr. Kavasaki to tell him to stick his merger, let me quote, in his ass, and fuck himself with his shares, after he pulls…

Pepper Potts: Tell me you did not let him.

J.A.R.V.I.S.: Although my intelligence is limited by the will of my creator, I wish you expected more of me, Ms. Potts.

Pepper Potts: Excuse me J.A.R.V.I.S., I've forgotten you're his artificial conscience. Would you be so kind to tell me how on Earth did he end up with Loki?

J.A.R.V.I.S.: Mister Tony bought Mister Laufeyson a gift, and persisted on delivering it in person. I believe that Mister Laufeyson brought Mister Tony home, after receiving it.

Pepper Potts: And what was the gift exactly?

J.A.R.V.I.S.: I am not authorized to tell, Ms. Potts.

Pepper Potts: Loki, I know you can read this. Explain, please.

Loki: Oh, I see Anthony haven't composed himself yet. That was to be expected.

Pepper Potts: You call him Anthony now?

Loki: He insisted.

Natasha: What did he got you?

Clint: We're all dying to know.

Loki: That is none of your concern, mortals. A gift I received is only a matter between me, and the one who have chosen to acknowledge his inferiority and worship his God.

Bruce: Puny God.

Loki: You dumb creatures would never understand.

Natasha: Oh shit, you actually like what he got you.

Loki: As I told you, you are not worthy to hear about…

Tony: I bought him a leather whip. I am going to rot in hell for that one. I was drugged. But still proud of it. Proud of the whip, not the drugs. Wanna see a picture?

Clint: You know what, I may need something stronger. Tasha, the Drunken Clam pub?

Pepper Potts: Coming with you.

Bruce: I'm buying.

Tony: It was only a drunken joke, guys! Guys? Blame the sin, not the sinner? Stupid Netherlands.

Loki: You will kneel before me, Anthony, sooner or later.

Tony: I was born catholic, Reindeer Games. Kneeling doesn't repulse me.

Ok, this took me some time, I'm trying hard to stay in character and develop the plot. Thank you once again for reading, I love that you're coming back to the story, and that you're reviewing. More Tony/Loki in the next chapters, I promise. I don't want to keep you waiting!