Chapter 6 Goku unlucky? Visitor at elder kai's planet!

Goku has now moved a lot more spaces from before and has now landed at a new panel.

Charlie: Super challenge player must not cry!

Goku: Now what. what's that supposed to mean why can't I land on a normal spot.

Saguro: Oh boy super challenge goku if you cry you die if you pass the challenge by not crying you get to play on.

Goku: Great no more riddles what a relief I like this one!

Twilight sparkle: You do?

Goku: yea it's simple I never cry ever.

Pinkie Pie: Ever?

Goku: Never.

Saguro: Then you should do very well show'em what your made of goku.

Goku: *fistbumps the air* Wahoo!

Soon onions began to appear out of nowhere behind goku and soon goku noticed it and caught an onion that appeared next to him.

Goku: What are these onions eww yuck.

Rainbow dash: Goku watch out!

After rainbow said that a knife came out of nowhere and lodged itself inside the onion in goku's hand and kept going until it landed somewhere in the onion pile goku looked to where the knife came from and was met with thousands of knifes flying everywhere goku had his back to the onion pile as a knife land very close to his under area(crotch) and waited there until all the knifes flew by each knife that flew by would cut a slice out of the onion pile behind goku and soon the knifes had stopped and goku now sat in a puddle of onion moisture and a very fragrant stench filled the area getting to everybody and everypony.

Goku: y-you stinky unions you can't make m-me cry I won't let you I won't!

Saguro: *sob* How c-could you *sniff* resist this is o-overwhelming.

Rainbow dash: C-come on *sob* goku *sniff* you can *sob* do it!

Soon the stench of onions left and everybody and pony stopped crying and charlie began to speak again.

Charlie: Yeowza now for the second part of the challenge the inner psyche slam!

Soon a bipedal figure was now on goku's panel wearing a nurse outfit(A REGULAR ONE).

Twilight sparkle: Who's that?

Applejack: Ah don't know but what ever it is it looks like goku but taller?

Rarity: Oh my that outfit does certainly not look good on it!

Rainbow dash: Hey goku do you know who this is?

*silence*

Rainbow dash: Goku?

Everypony was now looking at goku who had the most scared face goku could ever make and soon the figure began to speak to goku in a female voice...and a mad one too.

?: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

Goku: CHI CHI?

Twilight sparkle: Goku who is that?

Goku: That's m-my w-wife!

Chi chi: YOUR SICK! DO YOU HEAR ME SICK! YOUR ALWAYS GONE, *points finger at goku* YOU NEVER EARN A ZENI, AND ALL YOU DO IS TRAIN!

Goku: Chi chi what are you doing with that you know how much I hate shots!

Rainbow dash: What's going on?

Applejack: Beats me.

Chi chi: NOW HOLD STILL!

Chi chi using the ridiculously large needle gave goku's shot on his left cheek forcefully very forcefully goku began to make a number of faces until finally...

Goku: !

Pinkie Pie: Ohh that's gonna leave a mark.

Tears began to fall out of goku's eyes as saguro came to investigate his face.

Saguro: Are those tears I see?

Goku: I-I'm not c-crying...I'm not...crying.

Everypony watched in awe at the spectacle before them goku's eyes were literally suck up the tears.

Goku: See dry as a bone.

Saguro: Oh come on were they go?

Goku merely used one of his fingers to pull down the bottom skin of his left eye to show some of the inside while sticking his tongue out at saguro and laughing a little as saguro disappeared.

Twilight sparkle: Goku was that really your wife?

Rainbow dash: Yeah is she your wife cause she looked old enough to be your grandma?

Goku: Yea she is and like I said before I'm not a child that's why I have a wife.

Twilight sparkle: Okay I'm not so sure you're a grandfather but I'll believe you for now anyway if you married her is all those things she said about you true?

Goku: Well kinda I am always gone from my family but I come back after a while and the reason that I'm gone is cause I do train a lot and she's wrong about me never getting money like this one time I was walking down an alley way and these guys in ski masks told me to get them inside of this thing called a bank so I broke the wall into the bank and they got there money and they gave me two zeni see it was a win win situation.

Everypony had there eyes wide open when they heard that last part.

Twilight sparkle: umm lets just get back to the game goku.

Goku: Okay.

MANY TURNS LATER

Goku landed on a go back space.

Saguro: Hey I landed on the hospitality space.

Saguro was now sitting on a throne and (sorry but when I saw this I just had to say it)

it looked like saguro forgot to turn his swag off now he was covered in bitches.

While saguro landed on that space goku landed on the opposite of saguro's space and was now rubbing and elderly mans back in a sauna filled with old men.

MANY TURNS LATER...AGAIN

Goku was now in lave lane where the bottom of the floor is filled with lava.

Goku landed on one space and charlie began to talk again.

Charlie: Go back five spaces.

Goku went back five spaces.

Charlie: Advance four spaces.

Goku went forward four spaces.

Charlie: Go back three.

Goku went back three spaces.

Charlie: Advance two spaces.

Goku went forward two spaces.

Charlie: Go back one space.

Goku went back one space.

While he was going forward and backward in reality he was going nowhere.

Goku: this is crazy no matter what I do I end up one the same spot!

Saguro: What don't tell me your still done on lava lane.

After saguro said that lava shoot from the lava floor up into the air like a rising pillar covered goku in lava after the pillar subsided goku now looked a little burnt

Goku: Hey why are bad things happening to me and not to you!

Saguro: I noticed that just lucky I guess oh saguro have you no shame cheating a child.

Saguros dice landed on a two but then changed into a six.

Saguro: Goku another six this is amazing.

Goku: your lucks bound to run out sometime saguro!

Soon another pillar of lava came again but this time charlie had something to say.

Charlie: You've been burned lose a turn.

Rainbow dash: Oh come on!

MEANWHILE

Back on the elder kai planet kibito kai and old kai are looking at goku's progress in sugiroku space and just like a fan watching a football game old kai is yelling at goku to do this and that even though goku can't hear him at all.

Kibito kai: Ancestor please calm yourself you know goku is trying his best and besides he's got six souls and his own to save.

Old kai: Yes I know but that's not why I'm mad.

Kibito kai: It isn't? Then if that's not why then what is it.

Old kai: I called an old friend to visit thirty minutes ago and she still isn't here yet how rude!

Just as the old kai said that a blinding light filled their vision getting brighter and brighter and bri-

Old kai: can you just get to the point already kibito kai's going blind over here.

Kibito kai: IT BUUURNS!

Oops sorry anyway after the light faded away( and kibito got his sight back ) it revealed that is was none other than the princesses celestia and luna... although old kai wasn't impressed one bit.

Old kai: Your late.

Celestia: My apologies elder kai but we ran into a bit of trouble back home.

Luna: If by trouble you mean that discords trying to turn the palace into a waffle then yes that's trouble.(I've decided to not use her royal voice for this story the other stories to come..I guess so)

Old kai: I'm sorry to say this my old friends but frankly I could care less about what's happening in your dimension.

Celestia: B-but my ponies are suffering over the loss of the elements of harmony while discord is turning the grass into licorice!

Old kai: There not dead yet you know.

Celestia: W-what what do you mean there not dead?

Luna: But if there not dead yet then where are they?

Old kai: Right now their in sugiroku space with a very good friend of mine saving their lives see for yourselves.

Luna and celestia made their way to the crystal ball in the crystal ball the mane six and goku are now on a panel trying to put out a fire on goku's butt from a small portion of lava that landed on goku.

Celestia: Elder kai though I would never question your methods no matter how ridiculous why would you send a filly to save the elements and my faithful assist?

Old kai: Don't be fooled by his size once he makes it back here you'll see why.

Celestia: I hope your right about this elder kai.

Luna: How is that fire that fire still not out yet?

Author's note: I'm so sorry for keeping ya'll waiting it's just that I had a lot of parties to go to and I was still doing some research on the show which is pretty good BUT REMEMBER I. AM. NOT. A. BRONY. Anyway don't worry I'll try to post my stories a little more faster since summers about to end in the meantime see ya later space cowboy. (First to guess wear that comes from gets to pick spoiler alert a my little pony character to go with riku in my my little pony and kingdom hearts story I'm making after I finish this.)

P.s It can't be a element of harmony character sorry that's crucial that sora is with all the elements of harmony characters oops I'm giving to much away already bad brain bad.