Requested by CrazyCandyCat... Coincidentally, I know a cat name "Candy." She goes "Ra-ah-ah-ah!"

Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.

Warning- May contain some racial slurs or "speaking the lord(s) name in vain." I don't mean to offend ANYONE!

This is the first time I ever wrote this couple... Well, I think this will be the first time I'm writing Japan. O-o This is human AU, to make it easier for me to write.

Also, apologies to Tonny. I've been spelling your name incorrectly for a little while now... Yep. I just apologized to a cartoon alien. I am just that good.

APHAPHAPH

I wasn't exactly expecting a "gift" today, so it took me by complete surprise when a Japanese male was sitting in front of me, with his hands tied in front of him. His skin was pale, making his slightly torn, black robe, and his black hair stand out.

"We caught this man at sea, sir. He was the captain of the ship we found. He made me think of you, so I think it would only be obvious that you would take him, sir."

I scrunched my eyebrows together. "Why would that seem "obvious?" What do you want?"

"Uh, well... It's just..." I knew it. "Some of the crew needs medical attention before we go out into sea, again, but that's it. We may be pirates, but doctors- good ones, anyway- are still expensive."

I walked up to the man to inspect him. I lifted up his chin to get a good look at his face. His eyes are a little... Unfocused, for lack of a better word. "What's wrong with him?"

"We..." The captain hesitated. "Well, we had to sedate him. He was putting up a big fight, after all."

That's wonderful. An unbroken, and currently drugged up slave. "Can I at least communicate with him, once the drugs wear off?"

"I don't know. He didn't seem to understand any Turkish, but I'm pretty sure he spoke English once or twice."

Interesting. "Is that true? Can ya' understan' English?" The man's eyes widen slighly, followed by a slight nod. "Can ya' talk righ' now?" He groaned a little. I guess that means "no," but he's trying. "I'll talk to my personal doctor about examining your crew."

"R-Really?" The captain's eyes widen in surprise. "Thank you, sir!"

"Gather your crew in front of the gates." I picked the man up with ease. "I'll send my doctor, and maybe a few others, to tend to your injured men. I'm going to have him see my new "pet," first. Who knows, maybe he's sick with something deadly?"

The Japanese man is tryng to stay awake. I don't mind if he sleeps or not. I'd rather have him be fully concious than half asleep when I take him. I set him down on my bed. I had to, if I wanted to restrain his legs. I helped get his hands so they were above his head. I wanted his man on his stomach, but I didn't want the circulation in his arms to go. I locked the door after leaving the room. I didn't want anyone to disturb him without my permission.

"Excuse me." One of the paid servants looked at me. "Can you help me find doctor Koray for me, please? I need to speak to him."

"Oh, I don't think he's here right now. Why? Is it an emergency? Is everybody okay?"

"Yes. Don't worry about that. I just made a deal with a pirate, plus I want him to examine somebody new." So, he's not here, huh? Great. Oh well. I can at least make it easier for this man to relax while waiting. "Could you help me find some lavender scented candles, then? I know I have some."

She nodded. "Of course!"

I decorated the room with candles by myself. I didn't want a lady to see what position I put this man in, after all. I could barely smell them under my mask after lighting them. I guess now, I just have to wai-

"Kill... You..."

The man lives. "Wha' was 'dat?"

"I'll... Kill... You..."

I couldn't hold back a chuckle. "Yeah? Then what?"

"H-Home..."

"Good luck with 'dat. Go ta' sleep."

"No." The man says that, but his eyes are fluttering shut.

"I'm not gonna do anythin' ta' ya' in yer sleep. I need a doctor ta' inspect ya' first."

"Huh?"

"Fer deseases an' such."

His eyes widen a little. "H... How dare you a-accuse me of-"

"Are ya' sayin' that yer clean? 'Cause, if ya' are, I suppose I can jus' rape ya' righ' now." His eyes widen to their limits at that. "That reminds me- did any one of the pirates take ya' by force?"

"Wh-What? N-No!"

"Okay then. I'll send the doctor in once he's here. Fer now, though, ya' can waste yer time by sleepin'."

"Wh-Why d-do you want me to sleep?"

"Well, yer tired, fer one thing. I can tell. Besides, I want ya' awake when I take ya'. I'll leave ya' alone." I left the room with that.

APHAPHAPH

I don't want to write too many chapters of this. I'm guessing about six or seven? I dunno.

And no, I'm not stopping "Conquered." I love writing France/Romano, and I don't like stopping a story unfinished!

By the way, I put down "I will break you" in Google translate, and it gave me "Seni kıracak," so... Yeah.