Beep Beep Beep

By dead-body-number-2

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Beep … beep … beep …

Tim woke to the sound of his alarm clock and reached over to the nightstand to shut it off. As he turned back he noticed the woman sleeping next to him wearing one of his black MIT t-shirts.

"Abby. Wake up. Time for work."

"Five more minutes McGee."

"You say that every time and then it's like twenty till you get up."

She put her pillow over her head and ignored him.

"Let the girl sleep," said Ziva from the other side of the bed. She stood up, naked as always, and stretched. Her body emitting popping and cracking sounds that made Tim wince.

"Do you have to do that?"

"Yes," she said and started moving towards the bathroom. She stopped at the door and turned back. "I'm going to take a shower. Anyone care to join me?"

"I'm good," said Abby, voice muffled by the pillow.

"Be there in a sec." Tim got out of bed and realized he wasn't wearing any pants or underwear which felt strangely familiar to him. He shook it off and moved toward the bathroom as he stripped off his t-shirt. He looked at Ziva smiling in the doorway then back at Abby laying in his bed and wondered how he had managed to get two girlfriends who didn't mind sharing him when he had so often struggled just to find one.

Ziva got in the shower before turning the watering on and adjusting the temperature.

"How do you do that? Isn't the water too cold when it first comes out?"

"I told you it's invigorating, McGee."

As soon as the water warmed up he joined her in the shower. He grabbed the bottle of body wash and soaped himself up before handing her the container.

"No, I want you to do it."

She didn't have to ask him twice, though he muttered to himself 'We are going to be late ... again.'

"What did you say?"

"I said you are going to make us late again Ziva."

"You do not enjoy showering with me Tim?"

"That's not the point. I love showing with you and Abby, but it never stops there does it?"

"Somebody say my name?" Abby slid back the shower curtain still wearing Tim's MIT t-shirt.

"But if we shower together does it not save time?" said Ziva smiling coyly.

"All right, all right, let's get going, but I'm warning you two," said Tim.

Abby slipped off her shirt and joined her boyfriend and girlfriend in the shower. She grabbed the body wash from Tim and began soaping up Ziva and herself.

"You know if Tony saw us right now his head would explode," said Tim with a big smile. "I almost can't believe it myself and I'm right here. It's like a … a …"

Beep … beep … beep …

"Damn, I must have hit the snooze button instead of the off button."

Suddenly an awful thought stuck him. "No, no, no! This can't be a …"

Beep … beep … beep …

Tim woke to the sound of his alarm clock.

"Shit!"

Author's Note: I know I know I'm a bastard for making it just a dream. I was going to make it longer with them going about their day and there would be beeps from microwaves and trucks backing up until McGee finally wakes up but this seemed a better stopping point.