Hi! Sorry I haven't been updating, now being a senior, a part of band, and ap classes, I never have time. I am really considering taking myself out of band _. Enjoy this Valentines day chapter :D.

WARNING: Lots of potty mouth.

I don't own Dance Central.

Angel updated his status:

"Which girls want to get a handful from the Angel of love ;)"

Comments:

Aubrey: "It's more like the Devil of faggery."

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Angel: "You guys are just jealous I have someone for Valentines."

Bodie: "And who is that?"

Angel: "This MILF named Marrissa. She's a babe ;)"

Glitch: "HAHAHAH"

Bodie: "o_o…."

Angel: "What?"

Bodie: "YOU BITCH THAT'S MY MOM!"

Aubrey: "This is great."

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Glitch updated his status:

"Time to spend Valentines with my love!"

Tiyanna: "Oh… you're in love with someone…?"

Glitch: "Yea, we've been together since I was young. We played games, pushed each other's' buttons, and even slept together. We love each other so much."

Tiyanna: "WOAH. You guys slept together!?"

Glitch: "Yea, but it's different."

Mo: "Okay then, who is the girl?"

Glitch: "My Hello Kitty Nintendo. I love her so much."

Tiyanna: "Well… that was unexpected."

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Mo updated his status:

"Who wants to spend Forever Alone February with me?!"

Comments:

Taye: "Can we also spend Me March together?"

Emilia: "And Alone April?"

Aubrey: "And Myself May?"

Tiyanna: "And Just I June?"

Mo: "Oh hold up, I got me some honeys. All because y'all girls are lonely doesn't mean I don't get freaky."

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Jaryn sent a private message to Kerith:

"Brother, today is Valentine's and I feel alone."

Kerith sent a private message to Jaryn:

"Sister, you said you wouldn't let these freaks get to you."

Jaryn sent a private message to Kerith:

"But, I never dated anyone before because they think I'm creepy, and I'm eighteen. I think I need to change my appearance."

Kerith sent a private message to Jaryn:

"Jare-Bear, you're beautiful the way you are. You don't need to change yourself to get other people's attention. They're just missing out on an amazing girl. I love and notice you, so you have me :)."

Jaryn sent a private message to Kerith:

"I'm getting real tired of your shitty advice, Kerith."

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Glitch updated his status:

"SOMEONE PLEASE BE MY VALENTINE."

1 person liked this.

Comments:

Glitch: "Come on. Only one person liked, and I can't even see their name."

Tiyanna: "Maybe it's the girl you're talking to…"

Glitch: "Really?"

Tiyanna: "Yea…"

Glitch: "I guess I'll ask her out."

Tiyanna: ":D"

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Glitch posted on Jessica's wall:

"Wanna go out with me?"

Jessica posted on Glitch's wall:

"Of course!"

Comments:

Tiyanna: "D:"

Glitch: "I was on chat with Jessica while talking with you…"

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Mo updated his status:

"Ok. I was just hanging in the bar, enjoying Forever Alone February, and there I find making out next to me, was Jaryn in an orange mini dress making out with this dude. And I meant slobbering. I puked and left the hub."

Comments:

Kerith: "You just ruined my day."

Mo: "She looked hot. Does that make your day better?"

Kerith: "I hate you even more."

Glitch: "Hold up. HOOOLLLDD UP. How did she look?"

Mo: "Here, I took a picture on my phone."

Glitch: "Why the hell did you take a picture."

Mo: "I'm twenty, what do you expect. Just look at the picture."

Glitch: "JOGEUMDO. ID 탭이."

Mo: "What the hell did you just say?"

Kerith: "I know what he said. Pervert."

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Emilia updated her status:

"Okay girls. Time to spend our Forever Alone month with Walking Dead marothon. PARTY AT MY PLACE!"

Comments:

Taye: "OOOH gurl, I got the chips. LORI ALL THE WAY!"

Tiyanna: "Hecks yea!"

Aubrey: "I'm rooting for Daryl. That hot piece of life."

Angel: "Yea! Partay! Let's have a pillow fight too!"

Emilia: "Leave at once."

Taye: "I will murder you."

Tiyanna: "Go. Now."

Aubrey: "If you don't go away. I will make sure you have one testicle tomorrow."

Angel: "That is the most evil thing I've ever heard… Mojo Jojo got nothing on you."

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Bodie posted on Angel's wall:

"I have a question for you."

Comments:

Angel: "Yes?"

Bodie: "Why is it good to date my mom?"

Angel: ":D…."

Bodie: "She just turned forty."

Angel: "Oh…"

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Mo updated his status:

"Time to go troll some 6th graders."

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Jamall posted on La'quies wall:

"hey"

Comments:

La'quies: "hey"

Jamall: "what you doin"

La'quies: "nm"

Jamall: "who you like"

La'quies: "you"

Jamall: "wanna go out?"

La'quies: "yes"

Jamall: "ily"

La'quies: "ily2"

Mo: "Y'ALL CHILDREN ARE FUCKING TWELVE."

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Savanna updated her status:

"OMG my bf jus gav me a bare I luv him so much he gives me erything and we luv each oder we kiss an make out an went on a lunch date."

Comments:

Diana: "aw thats so cute 3"

Mo: "WHERE DID YOU GUYS GO ON THE DATE? IN YOUR SCHOOL CAFETERIA?"

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Niki updated her status:

"omg all bc I did sum things doesn't mean u can hate on me. I do wat I want. Im fuking twelve. Im bascily and adult and I no how to drive. Yea I had sex already and dated like four highschoolers. But all because I messed up today doesn't mean u can make fun of me. mind ur fuking business."

Comments:

Lily: "yea ppl mind ur business"

Mo: "First off, your grammar gives me cancer. Second, WHO THE HELL ARE YOUR PARENTS? Third, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TODAY? STAY UP AFTER ELEVEN?"

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Mo updated his status:

"Today was a nice Valentine's day."

Comments:

Glitch: "I feel like a loser."

Mo: "It's okay just remember one thing."

Glitch: "What?"

Mo: "You have other days to be a loser too. :-]"

Glitch: "Why do you hate me."

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Kerith sent a private message to Jaryn:

"Jaryn… I don't like seeing you like this."

Jaryn sent a private message to Kerith:

"Why should you care? I'm eighteen."

Kerith sent a private message to Jaryn:

"Yes, but your also my little sister. I don't want to see you flaunting around like that."

Jaryn sent a private message to Kerith:

"But this is the only way to get a guy to like me…"

Kerith sent a private message to Jaryn:

"Jare, only perverts go for your body. I want you to find a guy who goes for your personality."

Jaryn sent a private message to Kerith:

"My personality is too deep for a guy."

Kerith sent a private message to Jaryn:

"It wasn't for me."

Jaryn sent a private message to Kerith:

"Exactly."

Kerith sent a private message to Jaryn:

"Oh. Well. You can give yourself advice. I'M DONE."

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What is wrong with me. Why didn't I just let Jaryn and Kerith have a moment. Ahh. Oh well. I hope you enjoyed! And yea, I'm not going to tell you what Glitch said. Suspense. Review please!