Hello. Kamui Gakupo speaking. well, really, writing if you wanna get technical. But whatever. Now, lately I've been getting loads of questions such as:
"How is your hair so beautiful"
"Is that your natural color?"
"How long does it take to prepare it in the morning?"
Ect., ect.
Well I have decided to answer these questions.
Ever since I was brought into this world, people have always admired my hair. I can't blame them. Long and beautiful, when it is left unbrideled, it cascades down my shoulders like a shining purple waterful in heaven. I used to sell snipits of it to my raving fangirls for ten dollars a pop.
However, it can take a lot of work in the morning to get it to it's full luster. First, I take a shower and wash my hair three times with only the finest shampoo's and conditioners. It falls down past my shoulders, and partially covers the ceramic-like skin of my perfect, muscular chest. Oh no, I'm ranting again. However, if you are reading this I am going to assume you are a fangirl and do not mind descriptions of me in the shower. Then I use a special softener. After that, I repeat the entire prosess five more times.
As soon as I exit le shower, I wrap a towel around my waist, conceling certain areas that I may not want you to see. My hair, as it is still wet, sticks to my perfectly toned muscles. I peel it off gently.
Next, I blow it dry with my hair dryer, on the setting low, so it won't damage it. Luka-chan insists that using the dryer on high won't damage my hair, but that is a risk I am not willing to take.
After it is dry, I put it up in my signture, extreamly manly horse tail (ponytails are for wusses).
That whole prosess takes around three hours.
Oh and yes, this is my natural hair color. How could you assume otherwise?
God, I know this is crappy.