May have some references to my other story, 'Overrated Average'.

30 Reasons why you, Yowane Haku, should date me, Akaito Shion.

1) I am sexy. You are sexy. We are both exponentially sexy together.

2) I am the polar opposite of you. Hey, opposites attract, right?

3) We need to show my brother and Miku how to be a real couple.

4) Dell disapproves of us being together, and anything that fun-sucker disapproves of is fun.

5) Neru posted pictures of us online and tagged us a couple.

6) We're married on Facebook. Oh, you didn't know? Whoops. Oh, well~!

7) I'm hot. You're hot.

8) We would make a very hot couple.

9) Our children would be amazing. Think of the genes they would inherit from us!

10) I make you smile, blush, laugh and pretty much show every positive emotion there is. See, you're smiling and blushing again! No, don't try to hide it.

11) Oh come on! Dell disagrees. DELL. That guy is the definition of anti-fun. Hello, Dell. Don't glare at me, you fun-sucking Voyakiloid, you know it's true.

12) I know where you live. And you know where I live.

13) I know you want me. Oh, look, you're blushing again!

14) You are mine. More importantly, though, I am yours.

15) We sang together a lot. No, I don't care if the songs were originally Kaito and Miku's.

16) Our eyes match.

17) Even that meddling author agrees we should get together.

18) We sang Magnet together. You know the Vocaloid rule - we are an official couple now.

19) I would help you brush your hair every day and never complain about it once.

20) You love my cooking.

21) I love you.

22) I bring out the best in you, and you bring out the best in me. Everyone wins!

23) Mikuo would be so jealous. Oh, he's dating Luki? Well, he doesn't know what he's missing out on, then.

24) I will personally beat the crap out of any bastard that dares to make a move on you.

25) I can hold my liquor, and take care of you in the morning when you have a hangover.

26) I hold some pretty awesome parties.

27) Did I mention I love you? I did? Well, I believe in telling the person I love what I feel about them as much as I can.

28) You are the sweetest, most caring person I have ever met, and there is no one else I ever want to be with more than you.

29) I would help you break your shy shell, and shine like the star you are.

30) You love me.