A Day in the Life of Kirby

This is what happens to you if you're Kirby for a day. Some of it's OK, some of it's painful. Enjoy!

7:00- Wake up. Eat. Go back to sleep.

8:00- Wake up. Play football. Get used as the ball.

9:00- Go and play with King Dedede. Get your face smashed in by his hammer.

10:00- Go up to Tokkori and eat him. Get the Wing ability. Spit Tokkori out and have a flying competition. Lose because of smashing into a tree.

11:00- Go up to Fumu and eat the book she's reading. Get scolded and then hugged.

12:00- Eat.

13:00- Eat more. Go to the shop and buy a chocolate bar. Lose the chocolate bar in a pond.

14:00- Go to MK and poke him just for the heck of it. Then steal his mask. Put it on and prance around like a fairy humming "Battleship Halberd". Then switch to an explosion noise. Eat the mask. Laugh in MK's face. Get smacked by Galaxia.

15:00- Pretend to go to sleep in Tokkori's bed. Snore loudly in his ear. Get pecked. Eat some junk.

16:00- Look in a mirror. Be very unhappy to see how fat you are. Be very happy to see a massive bowl of food behind you.

17:00- Go to Whispy and eat all his apples. Then pollute the area with the junk you ate earlier.

18:00- Squish an ant. Cry over it.

19:00- Mourn the loss of your beloved chocolate bar.

20:00- Eat a microphone and sing the loudest you can sing. Get no dinner.

21:00- Go back to MK and eat all his candy right in front of him. Get told you're stupid. Poke at his cape. Get smacked. Poke at his gloves. Get smacked. Poke at his mask. Get smacked. Poke at his armor. Get smacked. Poke Galaxia. Get shocked and faint.

22:00- Wake up in MK's bed. Get up and go to Sword Knight. Punch him. Get punched in the face. Go up to Blade Knight and kick her. Get kicked in the back. Walk up to MK and eat a microphone. Wake up everyone in Castle DDD. Get shouted at.

23:00- Go to sleep.