"I got them moves like Jagger, I got them moves like Jagger, I got them mooooovvvees, like Jagger!" Tray Vega sang off-key as he bounded around the house, showing off his clumsy dance moves for his brother Terry, and Terry's two friends Andrea and Becky. The two girls giggled into their palms when Tray finally tripped over his own feet and fell.

"Please, just ignore him. He likes showing off whenever I bring company over."

"Ha, like he has anything to show off," Andrea sneered. Tray was red in the face as he picked himself off of the ground, embarrassed that he had just made a fool of himself in front of the two pretty girls. How in the hell does he keep finding these pretty girls to bring over?

"I have plenty to show off! You people should be thankful that I blessed you with my presence, now good day!" Tray ran off, back up the stairs, where he had been before he made his misguided attempt to impress his brother's friends. He normally had no problem getting girls to go out with him, but there was something about his brother that made him want to overcompensate when he was around, causing him to make a testosterone-filled fool of himself.

"Okay, now that he's done," Terry shook his head, "let's get back to this project, shall we?" He gathered the papers they had previously been working on, searching through them to find the place where they had left off.

"Why is your brother such a large ham?" Becky giggled, causing Terry to blush. He loved hearing his crush laugh. To bad she had a boyfriend... Jaden. The biggest, most badass dude at Hollywood Arts. He was brooding, mean, and extremely over-protective. Terry feared having to cross him, so he kept his distance. That is, until their Theater History teacher paired him with her, and his best friend Andrea, for a project. They had to make a presentation about the contrasts and similarities between modern comedy and Renaissance comedy. It would have been a simple enough project without so many distractions.

"Huh? Oh, ah, I dunno." Terry shrugged and smiled, accentuating his "insane" cheekbones that constantly got commented on by strangers.

"Well, at least you didn't catch whatever dork disease your brother has," Andrea joked, causing Becky to giggle again.

"Ah, come on now. That's mean... But appropriate." Terry pointed at their project, "But enough small talk, let's get back to work." The girls answered the affirmative and they returned back to work for an hour.

...

Bang! Bang! Terry sighed as he heard a knocking at his front door. Who could this be? He held up his finger, telling his partners to wait, as he got up to answer the door. Fear struck his heart when he opened the door to reveal the visitor.

"Is my girlfriend here?" There stood Jaden West, arms crossed and cold, pale blue eyes staring Terry down. The moonlight crossed his pale skin, accentuating his facial features, but just making him seem even more menacing to our protagonist. "Well is she? Are you just gonna stare at me like an idiot, or are you going to answer me?"

Something in Terry made him instinctively close the door, but West was too quick. The leather-clad individual stuck his boot in the door and forced himself into the Vega home, pushing Terry to the side.

"Yo, babe! Becky, you here?" Jaden bellowed as he walked throughout the house, looking for his girlfriend.

"Is that Jaden?" Becky looked puzzled, wondering when her boyfriend got here, and how he even knew where she was. Andrea shrugged, looking toward the archway, waiting for the voice to reveal its owner.

"Hey! You can't just force yourself into my house, man! My mom's a police officer, and I'll have you know-" The youngest Vega was cut off when Jaden pushed him to the side, upon discovery of his girlfriend's location.

"Hey, babe. What are you doing here at Vega's house?" Jaden asked when he finally arrived to the living room, where Andrea and Becky sat, befuddled at his rude entrance into their friend's home.

"We're working on a project together..." Becky narrowed her eyes, "why are you here?"

"I was just wondering where you were... Why didn't you tell me where you were?"

"Probably because she knew you would do this-" Terry interjected.

"If you don't screw off, Vega..." Jaden shoved Terry over to the side and the tan boy placated.

"Because I knew you would do this..." Becky raised her eyebrows at her boyfriend's sign of hostility toward her friend.

"Sorry, honey, it's just... You know how jealous I get. You should've just told me where you went."

"Maybe if you didn't get so outrageously jealous all of the time, I would tell you were I go." Becky crossed her arms and scolded him.

"Okay, I'm sorry. You want me to take you out for something to eat?"

"Only if her very hungry best friend Andrea can come too," Andrea piped up from her spot on the couch.

"Sure," Jaden held out his arms for both girls to take, "let's have a threesome." He smiled.

"I seriously hope you're joking," Becky said as she grabbed one of her boyfriends arms and they began to leave.

"Catch ya' later, Vega." Jaden yelled behind him.

"Bye, Terry!"

"See you at school tomorrow, buddy!" Both girls waved at him as they said their goodbyes.

"Bye, guys. Never come back, Jaden..." Terry waved out the door at his friends.

Why do cute girls always go for the douchebags? Terry thought as he closed his front door and went to resume work on the project, alone. Somehow, he thought that Jaden knew the project was due tomorrow and just wanted to screw him over. But, maybe that was giving the guy too much credit. Jaden was just a one-dimensional jerk, right?

Hope you guys liked it. I've been dreaming about them airing a genderbent Victorious episode for a while, I decided to just write my own. Maybe Dan will read this and make me writer for the show! Well, one can dream. Anyway, please review, thanks for reading. I'm on a writing spree right now, ain't I? Guess I finally got over my writers' block. Now, I'm gonna make a million new stories that I will never finish.

Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious or any characters, characters in this are just inverted equivalents of ones from the show.