Pick Up Line War!

"Hey Drew, I have a question." asked Ash.

"Okay. Ask away." said Drew.

"Where did you come up with the line, 'Roses for Beautifly?' " he asked tentatively.

"What?" Drew blushed wildly staring at Ash incredulously. "I- huh- why?"

"Well..." Ash blinked impassively. "It worked on May, I was wondering if you had something that could work on Misty."

Drew groaned. No, this was not happening. He was not going to give advice to a dense Ash on girls. It was like trying to talk a stubborn Pikachu into his Pokeball.

Oh hell.

"What does she like?" Drew sighed.

"Um...I'm not really sure." Ash shrugged.

Great...

"Well, guess then. We just have to find out what works best for her." Drew concluded, flicking his emerald bangs for yet another time.

"Will you help me in this?" asked Ash curiously.

"Why not?" Drew replied with a cool air, flicking his bangs in progression. "Let's see if women are impressed by the great trainer called Ash Ketchup."

"Who inserted Ketchup in my name?" asked a furious Ash. "I told you its 'Ketchum'..."

"Whatever," Drew flicked his bangs again. "You need flirting advice. You just came to the right person."

"Yeah, the famous coordiantor Drew Hayden and all..." Ash responded, imitating him sarcastically.

"Now let's get to the point," Drew answered haughtily. "Pick up lines..."

"The hell?" Ash looked confused.

"Simple. We'll be practicing pick-up lines." Drew told him with a confident air.

"Let's start with..." Drew said. "The simplest one...say this 'Hey, is it hot in here, or it that just you?' "

"Yes Drew, its certainly you." Ash responded, fanning himself to ward off the blazing sun. "I wonder if I could get a soda?"

Drew looked irritated by that, but continued nevrtheless.

"Ash...could you please concentrate here?" he asked and received a nod from Ash. "Next...Can I buy you a soda, or do you just want the money?"

"The money...I'll save some and buy the soda." Ash replied in a hurry.

This made Drew even more pissed than before. "Ash...you have to repeat the lines I say, not answer them."

"Oh yeah. I'm sorry." Ash scratched his hair apologetically.

Drew flicked his greenish bangs without a word of acceptance and then continued.

"Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!" Drew told him to reapet.

"Are those...space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!" Ash memorized as he looked at the sky above. "Drew, you're such a perv!" he scolded. "How do you know Misty's got long legs?"

"Well, I didn't...know that." Drew sweatdropped, chuckling nervously at Ash. "Then, it'd be perfect for her."

"Well, move on," Ash urged.

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes." Drew said.

"That's an old one, Drew." Ash told him.

"Ok, well, how's this...Do you have a license to kill? becuase your good looks are killing me!" Drew said dramatically.

"Umm...pretty old, I think." Ash commented.

"If Mr. Densy-wensy knows a lot about pick-up lines, then why don't they try to impress girls themselves?" Drew said, stretching his hands in an explaining fashion.

"Oh come on, Brock would've been a better teacher than you. Mr. Rose." Ash retaliated.

"Oh, really?" Drew challenged. "Then, why don't we have a competition, a pick-up line war?"

"Sure, I'm on. But, what's the condition to win and what will the winner have?" Ash replied, enthusiastically.

"The winner will be the one who impresses the girls more. And the winner gets the girl he likes." Drew answered.

"Aww...that's boring..." Ash sighed.

"What's boring?" Drew asked with raised eyebrows.

"The prize." Ash drawled.

"Oh well, then. How about a grand pizza with a cherry-topped sundae." Drew said. "Only the winner gets the whole share."

"Right! Its gonna be your treat then, Drew. 'Cause I'm gonna win this." Ash asserted with determination.

"Dream on, Ash." Drew teased, as he left Ash stranded on the path.

A/N: Right now, a two-shot I'm writing for contestshipping.

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