Woo! Can someone say 'double inspiration'? This and my Dramione oneshot were written at the same time (around 11 pm) a few days ago. This is my first Maximum Ride and it's been awhile since I've read the books or fanfics so take it easy on me alright? If not, flames will be used to help inspire me for my LoK story from Mako's PoV.

Flames. Fire bender. Get it? Get it? Hahaha-I need a life…

Disclaimer: No one reads these. I could write faxfaxfaxfaxegyfaxfaxfaxfax and no one would know that I spelled bananana wrong. Or "eggy".

Without further ado, the story:

"I'm not pretty."

Max glared at her reflection.

"What are you talking about?" a deep voice behind her questioned.

"You like pretty girls."

"I like you," Fang replied.

"I have freckles."

"They're cute."

"I have mud colored eyes."

"They remind me of chocolate."

"I don't have any fashion sense."

"It's better than mine."

"I'm flat-chested."

"You'd smack me if I tried to check that."

"I'm covered with scars."

"They're beauty marks."

"Beauty marks?"

"Yeah, they show how strong you are."

Max gave her reflection a once-over again.

"My hair isn't red."

Fang stepped closer so that she could feel his hot breath on her neck.

"I never really had a thing for redheads."

I am really sad. I wanted a Maximum Ride fic and this is what the inspiration fairy gave me. Sigh… I'll work on it.

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