Hello! I am doing a NEW one shot, since my other one was so well received. I still have not finished A Date with The Brotherhood, but no one seems to mind so I don't think I feel like finishing it. This one is for all the people out there that think Bulkhead is really a big teddy bear, enjoy :)

"Uh, Miko are you sure that I will look better after the paint job?" Bulk head spoke up from his position on the floor of the Autobot base, "I liked the way I looked before." He could feel the brush strokes from Miko's tiny (to him, to Miko it was actually quite large) brush; they were feather light and tickle slightly.

"Trust me Bulk, after this you'll be the envy of all bot's!" She said in her usual dramatic way. "not one bot will not wish they were you, you'll be MY masterpiece!" she continued with her brushing after a quick dip in her paint.

"Well only if your positively sure that I won't look like a walking mess" Bulkhead's back strut was starting to stiffen up from laying on the floor for such a long time, he knew he was going to be sore in the morning. "Come on Miko, if you don't hurry I'll never be able to bend again." Miko gave a small laugh, "don't worry Bulk I'm almost… Done" announced proudly.

"Come on; let's go show the others, they'll be so jealous!" With that she slipped behind him and tried to push him up, no matter how fruitless her efforts turned out to be. "Okay, okay, call down Miko. I'm not going to get up any faster because you push me."

He slowly stood up and walked into the next room to show the others. As he walked in the usual noisy clamor stopped to be reined by a shocked silence. And to be taken over again by obnoxious laughter. "What?" Bulkhead exclaimed and looked down at himself; he was mainly a dark brown, with a large lighter brown circle in the middle of his stomach. He guessed what Miko had done to him and ran over to the nearest reflective surface. He had guessed right, his faceplate was light brown with dark brown circles to the left and right of it and a large pink spot whare his nose ( if he had one) would be. Miko had painted him all right, she had painted him into a Teddy Bear!

Dadadad! And The End! :)