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Maka backed away quickly. Although she'd been friends with Black*Star for years, he's still a hormonal teenager. Yet, she couldn't think he'd like her. He has Tsubaki, a beautiful girl, who actually had breasts… Maka had breasts, she just didn't agree when she looked in the mirror. "Black*Star, what are you doing?"

Black*Star grabbed Maka's shoulders. "Something… Stay still."

"Wha-?" Maka looked confused.

Black*Star threw her onto the bed they were next to, and startled her. He straddled her. He began to take off her jacket. Maka tried to yell, but Black*Star covered her mouth. "Shh Maka, this'll make you feel better…"

"Black*Star! Please! We've been friends for years! What are you doing? Get off of me!" Maka began to cry.

She kneed Black*Star in his "special spot" and Black*Star winced. Sweat dropped, he gripped his crotch area firmly and cried. "What the fuck Maka?"

"I told you to get off of me! I will NOT be sexually assaulted!" Maka demanded.

Black*Star slapped his hand in the middle of his forehead, and let it slide down the middle of his face. "Goddamnit… It's massage therapy. I learned it from Tsubaki. Whenever we were stressed from battle, she'd straddle me and massage my temples, and my neck! I would never sexually do anything to you! You KNOW I'm into Tsubaki!"

Maka looked down. "Oh… Oh Black*Star! I'm so sorry! I'll help you!" Maka reached for Black*Star's hand, she lifted him to his feet.

"Yeah… thanks… Kickin' me in my nuts…" Black*Star mumbled. "So, can I do this or not?"

Maka thought about it. It DID sound nice to receive a massage… "Of course… So, I lay down?"

"Yes."

"Okay then." Maka laid down on the king size bed, soft and comfy. Satin sheets, of course… Maka thought. She liked satin, but it made her feel weird. Almost seductive, but that's just her.

Black*Star straddled her again, and started rubbing her temples gently, pushing just a bit making her wince. "Just relax." Black*Star grinned.

Maka moaned in pleasure. It felt… so nice. She had never felt this relaxed. She continued to moan. "Black*Star, this feels amazing! Oh my god, I got to do this more with you!"

By then Kid and the others went to find Black*Star and Maka.

"I wonder where they could possibly be…" Kid pondered.

"Maybe they went to the park!" Patty happily giggled.

"I doubt that Patty… they said they went to a bedroom…" Liz answered. Patty looked glum for a few seconds. She wanted to go to the park.

After a minute of looking, they heard noises from one of the bedrooms. They walked up to the door, and Kid was about to open it. When-

"Oh Black*Star! Please, more. This feels so amazing!"

"You like it huh? I figured you would. You needed this Maka…" Black*Star purred.

After they hear that, all of them wide-eyed. Kid, Patty and Liz, and even Tsubaki. Except, she was different, her eyes filled with… tears? She ran. Tsubaki ran downstairs, tears flying behind her. It wasn't her business what her partner did with women, they weren't dating. But Tsubaki soon grew on Black*Star. She began to like him, no, she loved him. "I guess that would've never happened anyway." Tsubaki quietly spoke to herself.

Everyone left, the door behind. What was even wrong with Tsubaki? All of them were going to find out.

"Hey Tsubaki…" Kid waved.

Tsubaki smiled and waved back. "Yes?"

"Well, I just wanted to know what happened back there. You seemed upset? Anything you wanna tell us?" Patty and Liz right behind Kid nodded in agreement.

Tsubaki swallowed hard. "I can't. You'd just laugh…"

"No. We won't. I promise." Kid put his hand on his heart.

"You won't tell anyone?" Tsubaki looked up.

"I won't tell a soul." Kid smiled.

"Okay…" Tsubaki took a breath. "I just, I just like Black*Star, and… and what I heard… I just, oh never mind. He wouldn't like a quiet thing like me. I'm just a silent flower. No scent." Tsubaki began to tear up.

"Oh it's okay! You're so pretty! Why wouldn't ANY guy like you? You're very funny and awesome! I'm sure he's LOVES you Tsubaki! What you heard could've been anything! Don't be down! I promise Tsubaki, cross my heart. He TOTALLY likes you!" Patty cheered.

"I mean yeah, don't be down. You're way awesome Tsubaki!" Liz grinned big. Kid just nodded in agreement.

"Very good. Very good girls. Now… all we have to do is just deal with this 'Soul and Maka fighting' situation."

"They fight all the time. But not as big as this." Liz said.

"Yeah, but Soul's never been this mean to her." Patty looked down. Liz put a hand on her shoulder.

"Can I ask another thing?" Kid wondered.

"Um, sure… what?" Liz answered.

"WHY AREN'T YOUR BOOBS THE SAME SIZE? YOU'RE OLDER! SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE THE BIGGER SIZE?" Kid yelled while flailing his arms all around.

"STOP THAT KID! OH GOD I HATE WHEN YOU DO THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHY!" Liz screamed.

"Hey! Who wants ice cream?" Patty smiled.

"NOT NOW PATTY!" Liz yelled.

"Hey! Don't yell at her, I just want to know why you two aren't identical! You're twins!"

"Well geez! I'm so sorry…" And the fighting just continued with their little banter. Kid just couldn't let the boob thing go.

"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PERVERT AND LOOKING THEN KID?" Liz yelled.

Kid's face became beet red.

"Well goodness me, I-I-I NEVER! I'VE NEVER, I JUST NOTICED-" Kid was replying.

Their argument continued until Tsubaki was laughing almost uncontrollably. These fights, more like petty fights, could last for almost thirty minutes. Well, at least Tsubaki was entertained. Kid and his OCD. Oh good lord…

"Oh Black*Star, thank you for that. You're a great friend." Maka hugged him softly.

"You're welcome. Totally needed you to be unstressed, just so when you confront that dickie bitch, you won't stutter." Black*Star patted her back. Maka looked down. She honestly wanted to forget about Soul, but that was a lost cause.

"Mhm…" Maka was growing teary-eyed again. Black*Star noticed.

"Oh, uh, Maka, I mean- I'm sorry… It'll get better." Black*Star hugged her back, tightly. "C'mon. Let's go get some food. I'm STARVING!" Black*Star gestured her with the door.

Maka laughed softly. "Ha, Black*Star, you're always hungry…"

HI. I'M NOT DEAD, I JUST BECAME LAZY!

Yeah… about this chapter… Idunno. I just… didn't have the inspiration. But now I'm good. I lied about the once a week thingy… Idunno when I'ma upload the next chappies. I guess whenever I get off my lazy ass and write xD

SO HOW ARE YOU GUYS?

GOOD?

I'M PRETTY GOOD TOO.

You thought Black*Star would do somethin' naughty? You perverts! xD

Gotcha~

So, I'll catch you later on the next chappie. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS BROSKI'S AND CHICKIES. Have fun reading.

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LATUR.

Yours truly,

~LadyWitchita