Project Crossover: The Ninja Chronicles

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Chapter 1

Portals Suck!

It's been over a year and a half since the fourth great shinobi war ended. Madara and his forces wiped out nearly two thirds of the entire shinobi population leaving the elemental nations on the brink of collapse. However, due to the efforts of Kakashi, Gai, Killer Bee, and our number one hyperactive, unpredictable, deus ex machina powered, knuckle headed ninja, the insane man behind the mask was finally brought down.

Unfortunately during his final moments he pulled one last trick and attempted to swallow Naruto and his allies up into one massive Kamui. However, he greatly underestimated Naruto's determination as he not only squeezed out one last kyuubi chakra mode, but he also popped out three more shadow clones and carried everyone to safety.

Now finally when all's said and done the five great nations have finally found themselves enjoying a silent era of peace. Granted their economy's were literally in the tank so every shinobi continued to take any mission they could to help their villages crawl out of the financial holes that they found themselves in.

Which now brings us to the village hidden in the leaves; it was night time and everyone had turned in to rest so they could continue to rebuild the village. However, our main focus's on the Hokage monument or rather the man who was now situated on the head of the fourth hokage; our blonde hero Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto. After the war he was instantly promoted jounin for his efforts. However, Tsunade absolutely refused to give him the customary jounin flak jacket unless he got rid of his orange track suit much to his dismay.

So now he sits there dressed in his jounin uniform which consisted of black shinobi pants and a black long sleeve shirt with the Uzumaki spirals on each of the shoulders. He now wore black fingerless gloves with metal guards (Kakashi's gloves) which was finished by his black toeless shoes and green flak jacket along with his leaf headband and ANBU arm guards. He had two chakra conducting trench knives holstered on his sides and a knuckle duster machete sheathed on the back of his waist.

At his side was his sage cloak and several boxes of pocky which as of a few weeks ago were now his favorite food, second only to ramen.

One would think that he came here to think, which he did but this time he was actually having a conversation with his tenant.

So what're you gonna do now brat? Asked the giant fox.

"What do you mean?" replied the blond as he sat in the all too familiar sewer he had come to know so well over the years. The only difference was that there was no longer a giant gate separating the two of them.

I'm saying what do you plan to do now that the war's over? The people don't really need a hero anymore and you're going to become hokage next year when you turn eighteen. So what do you plan to do until then? Train? Go on another "rescue my wayward friend trip"? I know you too well brat, you've been hungering for some action for nearly half a year now and I know for a fact that you're fed up with d to b rank missions.

"You may be right, but what can I do? It's rare to get anything above b rank nowadays since the shinobi alliance's continued after the war, which I'm ok with, I really don't want to end up fighting everyone I've gotten to know from the other villages."

We could try to go sight seeing again

"You remember what happened the last time we tried that, Baa chan and Sakura sent me flying across the village when they found out that I tried to sneak out of the village."

You could just ask her to send you on an extended mission, I'm sure the old hag'll let you go if it's for the benefit of the village.

"Like she'll let me, last I checked I was on lock down until the village's finished being reconstructed."

She has you on a pretty short leash doesn't she?

"Tell me about it"

As the two continued to discuss any possible future plans the room was flooded with a strange energy, well strange to Naruto but to Kurama it was all too familiar.

"What the hell's that! Screamed the blond in confusion.

I recognize this power

"What!"

I said I know this power now shut it and wake up, something might be attacking your body!

Naruto immediately shot up and threw on his sage coat and drew his trench knives from their holsters and prepared for whatever may be coming for him. He waited and waited yet nothing happened. However, he couldn't shake the eerie feeling he got when he was blasted by that wave of unknown energy.

"Kurama what the hell's going on!"

I don't know but somehow you were hit by a wave of youki

"The hell's youki?"

Demonic energy brat, it's the demon version of chakra; all supernatural beings such as myself with the exception of angels use it. My chakra's laced with it which is why it's so potent to anyone who isn't a jinchuuriki or a being of equal power.

"Is that why I used to turn into some weird monster every time I lost it? Because of this youki stuff?"

Exactly, but what I want to know is where did it come from? I'd know if there was another demon in the village and I haven't sensed one since we saw the Hachibi last.

"I don't know but I don't like this heavy silence and why isn't anyone showing up, surely everyone must've picked up on that weird energy"

If they did they should've been here the second you woke up

"What'd ya mean!"

I'm saying we're the only one's who can sense this energy, I'm not sure why but it's pointed directly at us like it's drawn to us or something.

"This's bad"

Suddenly a pillar of violet light shot out of where the blond was standing; engulfing him completely.

The light caught everyone's attention, causing every able bodied shinobi to rush to it's epicenter.

"I CAN'T SEE, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON!" screamed the blond as he was being overcome by the same energy that flooded his mind.

Just then the Konoha twelve appeared on the fourth's head and examined the strage energy, both Neji and Hinata had their Byakugan activated as they tried to determine who or what was the cause of this and to their horror Naruto was right in the center of the strange energy.

"NARUTO'S IN THERE!" exclaimed the hyuuga prodigy, just then Sakura came to the front of the group.

"NARUTO! NARUTO CAN YOU HEAR ME?" shouted the pinkette.

"SAKURA? SAKURA IS THAT YOU!' Answered the blond as he tried to concentrate on where his team mate's voice was coming from.

"YES IT'S ME, EVERYONE ELSE'S HERE TOO, WHAT'S GOING ON?", he dodn't know how to answer her question, this situation was unlike anything they ever came across in their careers.

"I DON'T KNOW, ONE MINUTE I'M SITTING HERE AND THE NEXT I GET HIT BY A WAVE OF ENERGY THAT I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I'M STUCK IN THIS WEIRD LIGHT." Exclaimed sakura's blond team mate.

"WELL HOLD ON WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUTTA THERE" just then the light intensified blinding everyone within range of it while illuminating the night sky.

While it continued to brighten the pillar began to get thinner and thinner as it continued to encompass Naruto.

"I CAN'T FIGHT IT, IT'S DRAWING ME IN!" shouted the blond as he tried and tried to break out of his containment.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN DRAWING YOU IN!" Before the young sage could answer the light thinned out completely taking the youth with it.

"NARUTO? NARUTO! COME ON THIS ISN'T FUNNY, NARUTO!, NARUTO!"

And like that the hero of the elemental nations was gone. However, fate had a habit of sticking him in extremely tight situations which's exactly what was happening now.

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He was falling, as for how far or how long he didn't know. All he knew was he was falling through some strange void. He didn't feel like he was dead so he figured something was pulling him somewhere, again he didn't know where. What he did know was that he didn't like it, not one bit. So all he could do now was hope that when he stopped he wouldn't go splat.

Suddenly he was engulfed by the same pillar of youki as it pulled him along the void, only it's pull was getting stronger and stronger, he felt like he was on some kind of roller coaster…whatever that was.

Then he was blinded by a bright flash of white light as the youki that was pulling him disappeared again.

As he regained his vision he once again found himself falling…out of the sky this time "Wait wha? OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!"

All he could do was scream at his new hopeless situation, he could only hope that there wasn't only flat ground waiting for him at the bottom of wherever he was falling from.

"DAMNIT KAMI WHY DO YOU HATE ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

All he could see now was a forest and what looked like a school in the distance. "This is so going to hurt" stated the blond as he prepared for his inevitable reunion with the ground.

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"KNOW YOUR PLACE" A female voice screamed which resulted in an ogre being sent flying straight through a tree.

A silver haired, crimson slitted eyed beauty looked on in annoyance as she and her friends were once again being attacked by a group of monsters that were either trying to make a name for themselves by beating her in a fight, rape her and her friends, or had some sort of petty vendetta. Or worse a combination of all three.

She looked towards the sky as she rubbed the bridge of her nose in irritation. "Moka-san?" asked a brown haired boy, earning her attention.

"What is it Tsukune?" replied the silver haired beauty.

"I'm sorry for being so weak, I'm always causing problems for you guys" he had a point there.

"It's fine, don't worry about it, now just let me take care of this so we xcan go about our day." She replied, however, on the inside she was seething at the fact that the boy in question had a habit of being an easy target for even the lowest class of youkai, truthfully it was rather irritating to say the least.

She sighed and looked at the clouds, which was strange because she should be wiping the floor with these idiots right now, but it felt like she was waiting for something to happen. Though she didn't know what exactly it was. Strangely enough; this time when she was released from her seal now it felt like her youki was pulling at something. Again as to what she didn't know, but something about today was off and it intrigued her for some reason.

She was brought out of her musings when one of the youkai rushed her hoping to take her down, too bad for him, she disappeared and heel kicked him right in the back of the head.

As she prepared to finish off the rest of their would be attackers their attention was turned to what sounded like something falling out of the sky.

"Strange I didn't think clouds could scream like that"

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"OH GOD KURAMA"

WHAT?

"GROUND FLOOR"

WELL SHIT

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Suddenly whatever was making all the racket literally crash landed on one of the larger youkai, subsequently breaking the fall of whatever dropped in on them…face first However, it still left about a ten foot crater.

What Naruto expected to be the cold hard ground that was getting acquainted with his insides…felt rather…fleshy for lack of a better term.

"What the hell'd I just land on?" he asked to noone in particular, however, upon further inspection of his "landing pad" he soon found out that it was some sort of strange creature.

"Weird, did I end up in some sort of summoning world?"

Afraid not brat

"What do you mean?"

I'm saying we're not in a summoning world, we're still in the human world, just not our world. And the thing you just landed on is a youkai. And his friends seem rather pissed at the moment.

"Wait what?" as he looked up from his landing spot he noticed that he was now surrounded by more strange creatures or "youkai" as Kurama calls them. "Great now I have two bugs, three Cyclops, and some weird bird thing trying to kill me, fan fucking tastic."

"GET OFF OUR FRIEND" commanded one of the Cyclops. As his friend who was now identified as another ogre moaned in pain and had anime spirals for eyes.

To which our blond sage firmly replied "my bad dude" as he stepped off of the semi flattened ogre.

"Anyway guys I'm sure we can talk this out" pleaded our blond hero "just survived falling to my doom through two dimensions, a fight is seriously the last thing I need right now."

However he was brought out of his musings when they all jumped at him screaming "Get him!."

"Crap, alright suit yourselves" he made the cross shaped hand sign that we all know "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu."

Meanwhile Moka was watching the whole ordeal. However, something about the mysterious blond that dropped out of the sky seemed familiar. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu" suddenly the blond was surrounded by a pack of clones the rushed and rammed a strange orb into the stomach of each youkai. "Rasengan!"

"Wait a minute, I know those techniques, it can't be him, it can't possibly be him." she mused while each youkai went flying in separate directions.

"Jeez I can never catch a break can I?" mused the blond as he walked out of the crater "Now I gotta figure out where the hell I am."

Ironically enough he was also inadvertently making his way to where Moka and her friends were. "Hey" stated the silver haired vampire stopping the blond in his tracks.

"Can I help you?" He asked with a blank expression which irritated the ever arrogant vampire for some reason.

"What's your name?" She asked though it was more of a command. "Who wants to know?" replied the blond "I do." Naruto only gave her an incredulous look.

"You know it's polite to give you name first when you're getting to know someone" he said blankly. "It's Moka, Akashiya Moka, now hurry up and tell me your name."

"Moka huh? You know that sounds very familiar for some reason, why is that?" he placed his hand on his chin while taking a thinking pose. He then looked over to the silver vampire "lets see silver hair, red eyes with slits, come on damnit think!"

You know if you think too hard you'll hurt yourself

"Shut it you" his reply only earned a chuckle from the age old fox. Suddenly images of a silver haired girl came into his mind, obviously she was a lot younger than the current Moka but still how could he forget someone like her? She was his first friend after all. Suddenly more images flooded his mind, he saw an orange haired girl with green eyes, a black haired girl with eyes as dark as charcoal, and a blond haired girl with tan skin and eyes that were as red as Moka's.

The memories just kept coming as he saw what looked to be Moka's mother, though she had pink hair and green eyes like the orange haired girl.

Suddenly he was hit with a flash of realization; he knew this girl, he knew her whole family, and she was someone that he thought he'd never see again.

He was brought out of his trip down memory lane by the very vampire that forced him down that road. "Hey are you listening to me? Hey, Hey!, Listen to me damnit!" Just as she was about to smack him she was brought into a very tight hug by the blond sage.

"Moka-chan, it's been too long, I've missed you a lot." he said while he continued to embraced her. To say that say was surprised would be an understatement, though the hug wasn't completely unwelcome, it still surprised her, yet it reminded her of "that day." She only smiled at the blond who finally remembered who she was.

"You haven't told me your name yet, you idiot" she was practically in tears now, yes Naruto was the only one who could bring this side out of her this caused him to smile.

"It's Naruto, Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto."

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So guys what'd you think of this little attempt at a crossover, now I'll admit I did borrow the idea of Naruto falling out of the sky from Lazy Hermit and the various authors who used the same plot device. Anyway please, please review, I want to know what I can improve on. And if you have the time hop on over to my page to get more information on this story and the various others that I plan on doing, and if you'd like to help out please let me know.