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Urahara Kisuke bit his lip in nervousness, as he looked at the hole he dropped his 'student', Kurosaki Ichigo, inside of alongside his 'fairly-paid workers' Jinta and Ururu. The plan was originally fairly simple. Cut Ichigo's Chain of Fate, drop the kid down a huge hole, have Tessai bind him with Kido, and wait for seventy-two hours to see if Ichigo became a Shinigami once more or a Hollow, in which case he would be forced to destroy him.

So far, the latter was the outcome that was most likely to happen.

"Damn it Ichigo, hurry up and unlock your Zanpaku…!" Kisuke thought to himself before he, Jinta, and Ururu were thrown back by a blast of gold. Wind knocked up rocks and dust everywhere, it even knocked off Kisuke's hat. "T-that Reitsu! It was not a Hollow and it was definitely not a Shinnigami's!"

"W-what the fuck is this?" Jinta yelled out while staring wide-eyed at the pillar of gold rising out of the 'Shattered Staff'. Ururu would have mumbled some sort of chiding remark to Jinta for his language, if she had not been shaking like a leaf in fear as to what had just happened. Suddenly, a large object flew out of the hole and landed right in front of Kisuke's feet. Kisuke blinked in surprise as he saw the 'object' was really Tessai who was fairly beaten, bloody, and had two finely decorated knives in non-fatal spots in his back.

Kisuke slowly looked up to the figure who was the cause of Tessai's injuries before his jaw fell in shock. Jinta's knees were knocking in fear while Ururu hid behind him like a human shield. The figure then asked one thing with a scoff.

"Are you truly going to stand there gawking like a fool, mongrel?"

And only one thing could go through Kisuke's mind in response.

"Well… this is totally not according to plan."

Several Days Later (August Eight):

Ishida Uryu pushed his glasses up his nose as he walked beside his two companions towards Urahara's Store. For the past few weeks, he had been training himself to become more powerful. Powerful enough to face off the Shinigami that had beaten him so easily when they came to capture Rukia. And it seemed that Orihime and Sado had done the same.

Now what training method they had done was a mystery, and it had apparently changed them drastically.

Sado's hair had been combed up and the front lock had a fairly noticeable curl, rather than his previously disheveled hair. His eyes burned with some sort of energy and excitement that Ishida had never seen before in the gentle giant. Sado wore a buttoned up white shirt, black dress pants, and black shoes. However on his hands he wore two spiked gauntlets that had intricate designs on them. Mostly a circle with a triangle in the middle and several other markings. Inoue wore simply jeans, a tight red shirt, and sneakers. However on her wrists she wore two pure silver gauntlets that did not seem to have any way of coming off.

Not to mention how they carried themselves now was bizarre.

"I do hope we can rescue Kuchiki-san soon! To leave to certain death, in order to protect Ichigo from anymore pain of their onslaught is truly one of the most heroic sacrifices this world has ever seen!" Chad shouted while 'passionate' tears fell from his face. Uryu thought he saw some sparkles float around Chad as he cried. But quickly dismissed it. That was simply impossible, not to mention a waste of Reitsu.

"Indeed. She is truly worthy of being one of my sisters. Perhaps I shall bring her back to Themyscira to meet our fellow sisters once this is done." Orihime spoke with pride in her tone, confusing Uryu.

"I thought you did not have any more siblings Inoue-san." Uryu spoke, making Orihime glance at him and give a polite smile.

"They are my sisters in all but blood Ishida-kun." Orihime said simply before turning her attention back to the rode while Chad wiped his tears.

"This is strange. Perhaps their training had some stress on their minds?" Uryu thought to himself before they reached the entrance of Urahara's shop, only to hear the sound of glass breaking.

"FOOL! Do you honestly expect me to drink this pig's swill?" Ichigo's loud voice shouted, making Uryu rush within the shop and see a very, very bizarre sight.

Ichigo was dressed in very well crafted golden armor with some blue designs on them and red cloth traveling down from the waist, stopping at the ankles. Ichigo's eyes were red and his face was transformed into a scowl, however this scowl had a hint of arrogance in it. On his ears were two rectangular, golden earrings that seemed to shine in the light along with the armor. He has sitting on top of a fancy chair with both of his arms on the armrest, however his right hand was up and his cheek rested on its fist. Behind him were Jinta and Ururu swaying fans at Ichigo to keep him cool, however their faces had fearful expressions on them. Beside Ichigo was Tessai, who was cleaning up a broken glass and spilt wine on the floor. Kisuke was in front of Ichigo, bowing of all things!

"W-what the Hell happened to Kurosaki?" Uryu thought in shock before Ichigo glanced at him.

"Ah Ishida, you have finally arrived. You were supposed to arrive ten minutes ago! How dare you keep you king waiting?" Ichigo asked with anger in his tone, making Ishida snap out of his daze.

"Now listen here Kurosa-!" Uryu began, only for Kisuke to appear in front of him and cover his mouth with his right hand.

"Please forgive his words your highness! He was not expecting your divine return to our world and thus, his mind reacted with awe and fear!" Kisuke began with a shaking laugh, only for Ichigo to slam his left fist onto the armrest.

"ENOUGH! I will not do with anymore excuses Urahara! However surprising my reincarnation is to this world may be, it was no excuse for his behavior!" Ichigo then eyed Uryu for a moment before his face became calm once more. "However, I will spare him for his tone. After all, he will be my soldier for the coming war."

Kisuke nodded enthusiastically before saying, "Your generosity is too kind your majesty!" He then turned his face to Uryu and whispered one thing, "Keep your mouth shut and you will be fine."

It was at that moment that Orihime and Chad walked into the room, making Ichigo's scowl turn into a slight smile. "Ah, it is good that you two are here. Now we can depart and do battle with those glorified thieves." Ichigo then eyed Orihime's gauntlets and raised an eyebrow. "And this truly is a surprise. I cannot remember the last time I had royalty from Themyscira in my presence."

"And it is good to see you as well Kurosaki-kun." Orihime replied with a smile while Ichigo continued to look at her from head to toe.

"We shall be going into battle soon. Perhaps you should change into more comfortable wear?" Ichigo asked making Orihime brighten up.

"Sure!" Orihime shouted before twirling around and having her clothes disappear in a flash of light, only for something new to take its place. Black pants with a completely silver v-shaped belt, black boots that almost went to her knees with the pointed opening having an outline of silver, and a very tight red shirt with two silver w's that revealed a great deal of skin on the top. And on top of her head was a silver tiara with a red star in the center.

At this point, Uryu had a nosebleed.

Ichigo nodded and hummed to himself in approval before saying quietly, "Perhaps she is worthy of becoming my queen…"

"Ah yes! Let us go Ichigo! Together we shall rescue Kuchiki-san from the clutches of those devious Shinigami!" Chad shouted before flexing his muscles, making his shirt literally tear apart showing said muscles. Sparkles then circled around Chad along with, strangely, roses before disappearing.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Uryu thought to himself in shock and horror as Chad continued to pose and flex his muscles while Orihime beamed at Ichigo.

"I will only ask this once Sado. Do not do that in my presence ever again." Ichigo then raised himself from his chair before glancing at Kisuke. "Now, show us to your contraption Urahara."

"Of coarse your majesty!" Kisuke said a little too happily before leading the four down to the training area, where a stone square was waiting, the center already showing a type of portal. There, the black cat Yoruichi was waiting.

"Its about time Kisuke. I was beginning to get bored." Yoruichi spoke before turning her attention to the group. "Wow, overcompensating for something Ichigo-chan?"

"Watch your tongue cat, before I cut it off." Ichigo spoke, making Yoruichi's eyes widen in shock before Ichigo raised his right hand lazily. Behind him, a massive golden portal appeared shocking everyone but Chad and Orihime. Out of it came a massive, floating, and golden ship with green fin-like 'wings' behind it. On top of the ship was a single seat, however it was fancy enough to equal an actual throne. Ichigo then jumped on top of the ship before sitting on the 'throne' with his head rested on his fist once again in a bored manner before signaling the others to get on. Orihime and Chad jumped on the ship with no problem and sat on the 'deck' while Uryu and Yoruichi stared at the thing with shock and awe.

"K-kisuke, w-what…?" Yoruichi began before Kisuke picked her up and threw her on the ship while Tessai did the same with Uryu.

"Goodbye your majesty! I wish you a safe journey while you are on your righteous and holy mission!" Kisuke said cheerfully before the ship lurched forward in an insane speed and disappeared into the Senkaimon. The secret training area was quiet for a minute before Kisuke let out a sigh of relief. "Whew! Glad that's over with!"

"I-is he gone?" Jinta asked with Ururu behind him as they came out of their hiding spot.

"Yes, yes he is… for now." Kisuke replied with a smile before Jinta and Ururu burst into tears and hugged one-another.

"Kisuke." Tessai spoke up, abandoning his usual formal greetings while looking at Kisuke. "Why was it that we had to serve Kurosaki-san to such a degree? Surely with our combined strength, we could have restrained him enough to…"

"Your just angry because he did not like your food or the best wine we could afford." Kisuke said dismissively before taking out his hand-fan. "Besides, I believe that serving the awakened reincarnation of Gilgamesh is much better for both of our health rather than fighting him."

"But are they ready to face the captains?" Tessai asked again, only for Urahara to nod his head.

"Oh yes, with their power they will save Kuchiki-chan without a problem." Kisuke replied before looking down. "Although I worry…"

"Worry of what?" Tessai asked while looking at his friend and boss.

"I worry that they will destroy the Soul Society in the process." Kisuke said before shaking his head. "Oh well, those guys deserve the excitement."

Hey, you cant blame a guy like Kisuke for holding a grudge, no matter how small.

Note- Yo! It's The Infamous Man with a new idea-filled series! Much like Kyugan, my head is filled with bat-shit insane ideas that I would never be able to make into full-fledged series. So, I will just dump them here for you to enjoy! Now this particular one-shot is based on the 'Overpowered Team Seven' story parody idea. However instead of Team Seven being overpowered, it is Team Ichigo! Now just to clear things up Ichigo has the powers and personality of Gilgamesh from Fate/stay night, Orihime has Wonder Woman from DC comics, and Chad has the one and only Alex Louis Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist! Please, tell me what you think of this little tid-bit of what is to come in a review!

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