Units (See This Through) to the tune of Mr. Mom by Lonestar. If you've never heard it before, go listen to it beforehand.

Clicked a pop-up, got all scared

Received a crate and checked all was there.

Mom said I could keep the units as long as they got jobs.

I thought I liked the look of this

Talk with countries, full day bliss

Go from my boring old life to having Heta units!

But now

Kumajiro's stuck in the dryer

Liquor goes up a cabinet higher

Replay Batman for the fifteenth time

They wake up at noon and go clubbing by nine.

There's maple syrup in everyone's hair,

France is passed out on the stairs

I don't know what to do,

Not sure I'll live to see this through!

McDonald's and liquor stores

Amusement parks if they get bored.

Then there's that damage list we got that's thirteen pages long.

The inside of my stove is cracked!

Mafia called, someone's getting whacked

I hope that I don't get attacked

Because of my units!

Cause

Kumagoru just ate some magnets

Booze's gone from the cabinets

Replay Batman for the sixteenth time

They wake up at noon and go clubbing by nine

There's been a food fight but nobody cares!

Cause I've got units making out upstairs.

I don't know what to do

Don't think I'll live to see this through...

Before I go to bed tonight

I'll lock the doors and windows real tight

Then try to return them one more time!

So,

Kumajitsu's asking "Who?" more

I just want to sink through the floor

Replay Batman for the twenty-eigth time.

Parents're coming back tonight

Prussia went and grabbed my boob

Videos of me drunk on YouTube

I don't know what to do...

Oh, I'm not sure what to do, don't think I'll live to see this through!

Readin' the stories, it's so different!

Beware of Hetalia units.

The stories make it look so easy

I wish I knew how they do it!

Mom's gonna kill me...

Nice little break in the middle of writing the next chapter of my unit story RiLStF. Got this idea while running the parodied song in my head as I swam at morning practice the other day. Review!