Umm…yeah. I thought Doof Dynasty was a great episode so I decided to write this. I don't own Phineas and Ferb…Enjoy!
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''You know, I think these blocks would make a great wall.'' Princess Isabella said as she looked over the rubble of blocks. Phineas seemed to get an idea for this.
''Ferb, I know what we're going to do tomorrow!'' Phineas said excitedly. Isabella however seemed to disagree.
''You can't. I and Regent Monogram are holding a party tomorrow and you two must come. '' Isabella said politely. Phineas seemed really surprised, but happy with the invitation while Monogram looked little disapproving.
''But the party is for royals and for those that have a high rank only. He's just a commoner, so he can't come.'' Monogram said while glaring at Phineas. Phineas shuddered a little under his gaze.
''A commoner that rescued me from Doofus Khan! I think that enables him for getting an invitation to the party Regent Monogram.'' Isabella said stubbornly. Monogram was quite surprised that the princess disagreed with him. However he knew that he couldn't go against Isabella's word.
''Fine, but I expect you to act polite and respectful at the party and you must do absolutely nothing to embarrass the princess. Do you understand?'' Monogram said sternly. Phineas gulped, but nodded anyway.
''Understood…but why would you think I would embarrass the princess?'' Phineas asked. Monogram didn't answer and just started to ripple. Isabella looked at him confused.
''What is he doing?'' Isabella asked confused. Phineas was glad that he knew the answer.
''Oh he's most likely having a flashback. People tend to ripple when they have a flashback, though Buford does it to relax himself.'' Phineas explained to the princess. Isabella just nodded confused. After a while the ripple disappeared and Monogram returned his attention to the children.
''Sorry about that, I was having a flashback. Anyway I and princess should probably start heading back to the castle. I'll go ahead to our palanquin.'' Monogram said and headed off to his and Isabella's palanquin. Isabella stayed behind for a moment. Isabella turned towards Phineas.
''So…what exactly is your name?'' Isabella asked. Phineas now realized that he had never once stated his name. He felt a little embarrassed about it, but that didn't stop him from introducing himself. However there was another reason why he was having trouble introducing himself.
''I-I'm F-Ferb and this is P-Phineas…I mean I'm P-Phinerb and he's…'' Phineas kept stuttering as he tried to introduce himself, but in vain. He could feel his cheeks turning redder and eventually he just decided to shut up. ''Great! Now she probably thinks I'm an idiot, then she'll laugh at me and then everyone else will start laughing and at the end the entire planet will explode.'' Phineas thought. Isabella however didn't start to laugh, but let out a small giggle.
''You're an interesting person…Phineas.'' Isabella said while giggling. Phineas sighed dreamily as he listened to her giggle. To him it was the most beautiful sound he has ever heard.
''Yeah…'' Phineas said dreamily. He hadn't acted like this when he was saving her, since he was so focused at the task at hand, but now that there was nothing to distract him from Isabella he couldn't focus properly. Ferb just looked at the scene amused.
''Well I must be going now. I look forward to seeing you at the party.'' Isabella said with a sweet smile before running off to her royal palanquin. Phineas however kept standing on his place.
Isabella got to her royal palanquin quickly. Regent Monogram was waiting there for her and he seemed to be deep in thought. ''Regent Monogram. What are you thinking about?'' Isabella asked as the palanquin started to move. Monogram stopped his thinking and sighed deeply.
''Since you're coming to age…I'm going to invite some of them to the party.'' Monogram said. While the description was very vague Isabella knew exactly what he was talking about and she didn't like it.
''No! I don't want to see any of them! I have told you this already!'' Isabella said slightly annoyed and crossed his arms. This time however Monogram didn't back down. He might not be able to go against Isabella's word, but he still knew what was best for her.
''I've talked about this with your mother before a lot. She too wants you to meet at least some of them.'' Monogram said and he was ready to end the conversation there, but Isabella wasn't.
''But that's just what my mother wants! Why can't I choose this myself?'' Isabella said and Monogram sighed again. He knew this conversation was going to take a while.
''Let's talk more at the castle.''
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''So is he going to move any time soon?'' Baljeet asked as he was looking at Phineas. Phineas was still standing on the same spot with a dreamy expression
''And this is just because princess smiled at him. How would he react if she would kiss him?'' Buford wondered out loud. Once he had said that all three of them heard a thump. They looked around and saw that Phineas had fainted while still wearing the same expression.
''I think that answers your question.'' Baljeet said and then stared at Phineas's unconscious body. ''Should we be worried?'' Baljeet asked. Buford and Ferb shrugged their shoulders. Eventually Ferb approached his brother and pinched his neck. Phineas stood up in an instant while holding his neck.
''Ferb! You know I hate it when you do that.'' Phineas complained while rubbing his neck. Ferb shot him an apologetic look and that was all it took for him to forgive him. Phineas then started to look around confused. ''Wait, where did the princess go?''
''She left ten minutes ago while you were wearing a goofy expression and dreaming about your wedding.'' Buford said smirking. Phineas blushed a little as he nervously glanced around.
''I-I wasn't dreaming about getting married to Princess Isabella…or about our honeymoon…or anything else that had anything to do with the princess.'' Phineas said, but from scratching of his right ear it was clear that he was lying.
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''What! You're invited to Princess Isabella's party! Oh that's a good one!'' Candace said and started to laugh loudly. However she soon noticed that no one else around was laughing. She then looked back at Phineas who had a serious look on his face. ''Wait you're serious! You actually got invited to her party?
''Yes, yes we did.'' Phineas answered happily. Candace looked at her brothers and their friends for a moment before groaning in frustration.
''Seriously! You two with your dangerous and slightly advanced technology than what we have today get an invitation and me an obedient girl that always tries to bust you doesn`t! That`s so unfair!'' Candace yelled in frustration, but then seemed to calm down a little. ''So when exactly is this party?
''It's tomorrow at exactly….'' Phineas was going to say what time the party started when he realized that he had forgotten to ask that. ''Oh no! I forgot to ask what time the party was. What do I do! What do I do!'' Phineas asked as he started to pace in circles. Candace however didn't see any problems.
''Why don`t you just go and ask her? Or are you going to use your highly advanced technology to make some kind of contraption that allows people to talk to each other no matter what the distance is?'' Candace asked sarcastically. Phineas and Ferb gave her a blank look.
''Candace…we can only use slightly advanced technology, we can't do miracles.'' Phineas stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world. ''But I think you're right. I should just go and ask her.'' Phineas said and walked off to the direction of the castle with Ferb quickly following him. Phineas then turned towards him. ''If you don't mind…I would go alone…not that I've any ulterior motives to do that.'' Phineas said quickly. Ferb just gave him a nod and thumps up and let him go alone to the castle.
''I hope he'll be able to talk normally with princess now.'' Ferb said once Phineas was out of the earshot. Candace stared at Phineas's retreating form.
''He really makes the fact that he has a crush on princess obvious, doesn't he?'' Candace asked and Ferb nodded in agreement. ''Well maybe princess is oblivious to it…that would actually be kind of funny! Think about it! Two people with other being so obvious about their feelings that everyone can see it while other is oblivious no matter what the other does…nah. There won't be people like that in another 500 years.''
It didn't take Phineas long to reach the castle and once he did he was glad that it (unlike most castles) wasn't in high or hard-to-reach place. He quickly ran up the steps to the castle, but before he could get inside two guards and their swords blocked his path.
''Hold it small boy! You can't just go inside like that.'' The first guard said. The guard looked like Jeremy, expect he was wearing armor and his hair was a big longer.
''State your name and business.'' The other guard said sternly. This guard looked like Albert; expect the armor and the fact that he wasn't wearing glasses.
''I'm Phineas and I'd like to talk with Princess Isabella please.'' Phineas said confidentially. Jeremy and Albert looked at him confused for a second, before looking at each and nodding. In an instant both of them removed their swords.
''Oh excuse us. Please go right along.'' Jeremy said with a small smile. Phineas smiled too and took a step forward, but that was all he could do before swords blocked his path again. ''Ha, fooled you!'' Jeremy said laughing and Albert soon joined in the laughter. Phineas however didn't find this situation amusing at all.
''But I really need to talk with the princess.'' Phineas insisted, but neither of the guards was taking him seriously.
''Listen kid. We don't need boys here to tell the Princess that she's beautiful, that they love her or that they want to do things with her to which they are definitely too young for.'' Jeremy said and tried to shoo him off, but Phineas didn't leave.
''But I saved her from Doofus Khan today! Doesn't that allow me to meet her?'' Phineas said. Jeremy and Albert once again looked at each other and started to laugh, but this time harder.
''Hah hah…Okay Mr. Big Hero. Look at this scroll. If your name is in it then I'll let you in. Do you want me to check The Scroll so I can tell you that you're not in The Scroll?'' Albert asked sarcastically and opened a large grey scroll and quickly skimmed it through and then closed it. ''As I thought, you're not on The Scroll. You're just a commoner. Now shoo!'' Albert said meanly and poked Phineas with his sword causing him to fall backwards to ground.
''But I…'' Phineas insisted, but he was interrupted by a new voice.
''I couldn't help, but hear some very loud laughing. What's the problem?'' Both guards and Phineas turned to look to right to see General Carl walking towards them. Jeremy and Albert immediately showed respect to him by saluting.
''Well sir, this commoner here says he rescued Princess Isabella from Doofus Khan today and wants to see the Princess now, but he isn`t even in The Scroll.'' Jeremy said. Carl looked at Phineas and his eyes lighted up in recognition. He took out a small red scroll and looked it over quickly.
''But he's in my The Scroll. It reads here that as Princess Isabella`s rescuer from Doofus Khan, Phineas is allowed to visit her as long as the Princess is able to meet up with hm.'' Carl explained and both Jeremy's and Albert's chins dropped to the ground. ''I've always been wondering how people do that chin thing. I can never pull it off.'' Carl said sadly.
''So, can I go in now?'' Phineas asked with a smile. Carl turned his attention to him and nodded.
''Sure, because you`re in my The Scroll. I'll lead you to The Princess's room.'' Carl said and he and Phineas headed inside, leaving the two bewildered guards alone.
''You know, I've been wondering why The Scroll has the in it.'' Jeremy asked.
''Didn't you know? The makes everything sound important.'' Albert said back. Jeremy had to agree with this.
As soon as Phineas and Carl had walked inside, Carl started up a conversation. ''Princess talked about you a lot earlier today.'' Carl said with a small smile. Phineas looked at him shocked.
''R-Really?'' Phineas asked while blushing. ''Umm…what exactly did she say?'' Phineas asked nervously. He hoped that she hadn't said anything negative or anything about how stupid he had acted before.
''Well she said that she thought you were really brave and interesting person and that she`s really looking forward to seeing you again.'' Carl said. Phineas was clearly surprised by this and his blush only grew.
''Wow…she said that?'' Phineas asked dumbfounded and Carl nodded. Phineas didn't say anything else, as it was clear that he was really happy.
Despite Carl being happy with what relationship Princess and Phineas had, he knew that Phineas being a commoner was going to be a huge problem not to mention that he probably wasn't aware of…those people. He however didn't have time to think about it more, since they were now in front of the Isabella's room.
''Well this is Princess Isabella's room. Please call me if you need anything.'' Carl said politely and left off. Phineas gulped a little as he stared at the purple room. He nervously knocked on the door and waited for a while, but there was no answer.
''Princess Isabella are you there?'' Phineas asked, but once again there was no answer. Phineas pondered about the situation for a while before trying the door handle. To his surprise the door was open. ''I'm coming in!'' Phineas announced just in case there was someone there. He opened the door and went inside the room. As he thought there was no one in the room.
''So this is Princess Isabella's room…'' Phineas said as he looked around. It wasn`t all that big, but it was definitely bigger than his room. There was a full body mirror next to a pair of closets, a table with some scrolls on it, big bed in the corner and a door to the balcony. ''But where's Isabella?'' Phineas asked as he looked around, but there was no sign of the princess. ''If she's been kidnapped again then I…''
''Princess Isabella, please wait up!'' Said the distant voice of Regent Monogram. His voice was followed by the sound of quick footsteps and Phineas quickly deduced that they were coming here. Knowing it would be bad to be found in princess's room alone, he did the first thing that came to mind…jumped to the closet. Lucky for him the closet was filled with clothes so his landing was soft. And it was just in time as Princess Isabella and Regent Monogram entered the room.
''I don't want them to my party! How many times do I've to say it?'' Isabella said as soon as she entered the room. Phineas peered through the small gap to see that both of them were still in the same attire.
''But princess think about the future of the Tri-Province Area. It's essential that you meet them.'' Monogram said and Isabella grumbled something inaudible under her breath. Monogram sighed a little. ''I'm sorry princess, but you've to meet suitors at the party. That's the end of discussion.'' Monogram said and left the room with a nod. Isabella sighed as well.
''Why do I've to meet suitors? They will never be perfectly compatible with me. Why can't I just be a normal girl and decide myself who I want to marry? I would know…I'd married…'' While Isabella was saying this she was walking towards her closet and unfortunately for Phineas she opened it. ''Phineas! What are you doing here…and in my closet?'' Isabella asked confused. Phineas could see that she wasn't angry, just little freaked out.
''Umm...I…I just wanted to know when the party starts.'' Phineas explained quickly so Isabella wouldn't get the wrong idea. Isabella nodded and then sighed sadly.
''You heard my conversation with Regent Monogram didn't you?'' Isabella asked. Phineas felt like saying that he didn't, but he knew that he couldn't lie to the princess.
''Yes, yes I did.'' Phineas said and no words were exchanged after that for a long time. ''I'm really sorry that…'' Phineas started, but Isabella stopped him.
''Don't be. I've to meet suitors sooner or later. I'll most likely be married off to the most influential one...there's really nothing I can do about that.'' Isabella said sadly. Phineas was as sad as she was, but he couldn't help but be angry as well.
''But that's unfair! You should get to decide who you want to marry!'' Phineas said angrily. It was clear that he was jealous, but neither Isabella nor Phineas himself realized that.
''Thank you Phineas, but there's really nothing you can do…and you should probably leave right about now.'' Isabella said and started to push him out of the room. Phineas didn't want to leave yet, but he knew he couldn't stay either.
''Right…'' Phineas said sadly as he soon noticed that he was out of her room. ''Umm…I'll see you at the party then?'' Phineas asked hopefully. Isabella looked away for a moment and seemed to think about something for a moment.
''Of course.'' Isabella said in a bit of a hesitant tone, but Phineas didn't notice it. ''Remember, the party starts at 7:00 Pm tomorrow.'' Isabella flashed him a smile before she closed the door and left Phineas alone in the hallway. As soon as he was sure that he was alone a tear escaped his eye.
''What was I thinking? I can't possibly be together with the princess with all those rich and elegant suitors around. She's a hereditary monarch while I'm just a commoner.'' Phineas said sadly as he started to go back home.
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Yeah…decided to make this a two-shot. And honestly I really liked writing this since I could make Phineas be the one who's obviously in love
Did anyone guess that them Monogram was talking about were suitors?…I'm usually bad at keeping people in suspense, unless I cliffhanger them…so…yeah. Review if you liked, review if you didn't like.