Authors Notes/ OHMYDAZE I UPDATED! It's been so long since I have and it's just amazing how much this story has grown in popularity.

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I know I have updated in ages, so I want to thank those who have stuck with this story for forever, it really means a lot to me. I got inspiration for this chapter literally about two minutes ago when looking at Darth Maul on August on my TCW calendar.

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How to annoy Darth Maul

1) Ask if he misses his legs

2) Gives his metal feet a pedicure

3) Grab a cloth and try to scrub off his tattoo's

4) Continuously whisper "Revenge, I must have revenge" into his ear

5) Throw him clothes shouting "Damn put some pants on"

6) Paint him yellow

7) Get shoe polish and polish his horns and use them as mirrors

8) Use his lightsaber to microwave a burrito

9) Ask how he uses the bathroom

10) Sing "You'll find us chasing revenge, oh oh oh oh ooh oh" loudly in his ear

11) Replace his lightsaber with a toy one and run

12) Whenever he's feeling down, pat him on the shoulder and say "There there, I know you've got a burning desire around your waist"

13) Ask how Savage is

14) Draw a moustache on his face

15) Tell him to sleep with a nightlight on; after all Obi Wan will come for you

16) Ask if there is a Maul in the house. When he replies with "I'm Maul" explain to him that you were look for a large hammer called a Maul not him