Hi there! I'm DegrassiGirlie! And I know I should be working on my other stories, but then again I couldn't get this idea out of my head! Here goes! The pilot of Eclare: Remixed! It's starting out the day Eli and Clare meet. Please review! I want to know what you think!

Story Note: Eli used to be REALLY fat. He got surgery to lose weight. Over the summer he recovered and got fit. Really unrealistic about the whole fit and recovered in two months, but like I said it is Alternate Universe. And very OOC.

Disclaimer: I don't own Degrassi :'(

Summary: What if Clare was the badass driving the hearse?

Pilot

Eli's POV

"I hardly recognize you, muscle man." Adam says to me. Ever since my surgery Adam has been on me about my "new look". To me in the mirror I still see the 300 pound nerd.

"I don't know man, I want to go back to eating what I want when I want it." On that note I grab a bag of chips from my book bag and before I can open the bag Adam snatches them from me. In my effort to get them back they dropped in the parking lot. Just my luck, a big black hearse with purple flames rolled up and crushed them. Rock boomed through the stereo as a girl with cherry curls and blond highlights emerged from the car. She was wearing a ripped Dead Hand T-shirt and black skinny jeans. Her eyes were the deepest blue I've ever seen. She grabbed a chip from the ground and popped it in her mouth.

"Still got the five second rule." She muffled while chomping on the snack. She offered me one and I refused. She shrugged and said "More for me."

"Wow." She purred while examining me.

"I'll catch you later?" I sputtered trying to sound as calm as possible.

"Yes. You. Will." she grinned and sauntered towards school swaying her hips.

I just stood there in utter shock.

"Who is that?" Adam gawked.

"I don't know." I babbled.

"She was digging you." Adam justified.

"I guess." I emitted.

And that was the pilot. I know very short. But I will update based on your feedback. R&R Constructive Criticism accepted!