BLOOPERS!

Okay, this is the FIRST TIME I'M MAKING bloopers, soo, take IT EASY.

Xxx

Hey Drew," a voice called from behind him. A boy with messy black hair and a Pikachu sitting on top of his shoulder stared at him in shock. "What are you doing here?"

Drew shrugged. What was he doing here? The answer was at the tip of his tongue, but he could not grasp it. "What are youdoing here?" he asked.

A moment of silence.

And more silence.

"Liellana, what's my line again?"

"Stupid Ash! You ruined the moment!" Liellana shouted, as Misty laughed from beside her. "CUT!"

Take Two:

"Um…"

"ASH!" Liellana shouted. Misty rolled on the floor laughing. "CUT!"

Next Scene:

"Couldn't sleep, May too, but she seems out of her head lately," the boy, his name Ash, answered. He settled himself beside Drew, his Pikachu sitting on his lap.

Wow. If even Ash noticed her being distant, it must be serious. "Why?"

"I don't know. Every time she sees a crazy she blushes like a rose."

"What?" Drew smirked.

"ASH! DARN IT! You're line is "Every time she sees a rose she blushes like crazy!" Get it right!" Liellana shouted, as May joined Misty in laughing. "CUT! Ash, stop delaying us!"

Next scene (Flashback):

"Alright, we're shooting the flashback scene. Positions everyone!" Liellana shouted.

"May, thinking about Harley?" Max asked playfully.

"CUT! Max, that doesn't even make sense! Stop playing around!"

Drew glared at May. "You think about Harley?" May cowered under Drew's steady gaze. "No! What makes you think that?"

Next Scene (Flashback 2):

May stared at the necklace in awe, a green necklace with a beautiful rose in the middle.

"May, you okay?" Max asked, until he saw what she was staring at. "Harley." He mumbled.

"Alright, now that's just sick!" May shouted, walking off the set.

"Aww, come on hun, it's fine," Harley said.

"Gah! When'd you get here?" May asked, sweatdropping.

"Just a moment ago! Now, who wants cookies?" Harley raised a bowl of cookies, as everyone grabbed a piece. (Except Max, who was busy reading the script.)

Next Scene (Flashback 3):

"What'cha reading, May?" Max asked, peering over to what May was reading.

"Coordinators Weekly," May answered silently.

"Reading the article or staring at the cookies?"

"Max, grab a cookie, I know you're hungry," Liellana sighed. "WE CAN NEVER GET THIS DONE!"

Next Scene (Flashback 4):

"May, what's up?" Ash asked, worried. May was rarely spaced out, and normally she found a way to lighten up every single situation, even if all hope was lost. Seeing her down in the dumps wasn't a very pleasing sight.

"Nothing," May answered, and resumed her blank gaze.

"Come on, let's go for a walk. Misty acts like this sometimes, and you know, talking to me made her feel better. Never would've known she had a crush on me," Ash stated.

"I DO NOT!" Misty shrieked, face red. "STOP CHANGING IT!"

"Ahh, Misty, not the mallet!" Liellana cowered under Misty's glare as Misty took out a solid gold mallet.

"SO CLOSE! WE ALMOST GOT IT RIGHT!" Liellana shouted, running away. "Aww, come on Misty, we all know you enjoy it! YOUCH!"

Harley sighed. "And that my dears, is the insanity of the author."

"HEY!"

"…Is it a guy?" Ash asked. The last question he asked Misty, the first question he would ask May.

"Yes."

"Do I know him?"

"Yes."

"Who?"

May sighed. Ash looked at her desperately, looking for an answer in her sapphire eyes. "If I tell you, would you keep it a secret?" Ash nodded, eager to learn who.

"It's Drew."

"See, told you it's me!" Drew smirked, flipping his hair.

"OH SHUT IT DREW! WHY CAN'T I GET A DECENT ONESHOT AROUND HERE?" Liellana shouted. "But we all appreciate the affection you show May, Drew."

May blushed madly.

Next Scene (Flashback 5):

"I don't know. He's perfect… He always knows what to say, he's drop dead gorgeous and…" May trailed off again.

"And?" Ash asked.

"And… I think… I-I don't just like h-him. I think… I l-l..lo..-"

"DONUTS!" Ash shouted, as Solidad came in, holding a box of donuts. Liellana sighed.

"Wrong timing Solidad."

"Really? Sorry," Solidad said, grinning.

"Hey! My cookies are better than her donuts!" Harley protested, shoving his bowl of cookies on Ash's face.

"OMNOMNOMNOM!" Ash shouted. May sighed.

"So much for the last line…"

Next Scene:

"Tell me Drew, where have you seen a guy who throws red roses at a girl? Drew, seriously, honestly, that was romantic. I tried it with Misty once… but, I forgot to remove the thorns. You have to teach me how to remove those thorns… I accidentally cut her finger," Ash explained sheepishly.

"AND I GOT A SCAR TO PROVE IT!" Misty shouted, referring to her finger.

"Sorry Misty!" Ash shouted.

Next Scene (Squealing Pikachu):

"Would you look at that? Two nights in a row, and I already know you two love each other!" Ash grinned once more, and Pikachu squealed.

"Pikachu, come on, you can do it!" Misty cheered, as the Pokemon tried desperately to squeal.

"Pika Pika…"

"Aww, come on Pikachu! Buneary, show Pikachu how to squeal!" Dawn shouted, appearing out of nowhere.

"Dawn!" May shouted, hugging the bluenette.

"BUNEARY!" Buneary squealed, hugging Pikachu. Pikachu rubbed his paw behind his head.

"Pikachu…"

"ALRIGHT, CUT!" Liellana shouted.

"It's noisy here, Troublesome. Why'd you bring me?"

"Oh, come on Paul, it's not so bad!"

"Hn."

"STOP RANDOMLY APPEARING ALREADY!" Liellana shouted. "And how come I always talk in Caps Lock?"

Next Scene:

May groaned. 'Get out, Get out, Get OUT!'her head was practically screaming. Drew. Why Drew? It was driving her nuts.

"May."

"What Drew?"

"MAY! THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE!" Liellana frowned.

"Oh, sorry, forgot."

"Airhead," Drew mumbled. May fumed.

"But you love her anyway!" Solidad said, grinning. Drew blushed.

"Shut it Solidad."

Next Scene:

Quit saying Fantasizing already! At least… That's what May wanted to say. Suddenly, she fumed with anger. "Want to know why I'm acting like this?" she hesitated, taking a deep breath. "It's you. You and only You. Damn, your stupid roses, your stupid smirk, heck, you're stupid! Argh, I hate-"

But she was cut off by Drew, his lips crashing on her own. Her sapphire eyes widened, but closed instantly. She wrapped her arms around his neck, savoring the moment. After about a minute of passion, they pulled away.

"I SAID A MINUTE, NOT FIVE MINUTES! Sure, turn it into a make out session!" Liellana shouted. "Nah, I'll just cut the extra footage. In the meantime," Liellana motioned for Misty, Dawn, and Solidad to come over. "Let's all videotape this!" The three girls nodded, smirking.

"AWWWW!"

"DAWN!" Harley shouted.

"What is it?" Dawn asked.

"I ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAUL DRUNK! OH, I'M SO SORRY!"

"I like bunnies, and fairies, and Dawn!" Paul squealed, flapping his arms around.

"Forget about May and Drew, I see them make out always! I wanna see this!" Misty said, directing her camera to Paul. Dawn was blushing madly.

Meanwhile, May and Drew stopped kissing, they were rolling on the floor laughing.

Next Scene (ASH CAUGHT):

Suddenly, Ash stopped from his quick getaway. "Drew, tell Misty that if May kills me, I love her!"

"Oh, May won't kill you Ash," Misty said.

"Huh?" Ash asked, stopping abruptly.

"I'll kill you BEFORE SHE DOES, YOU HOPELESS BOY!" Misty shouted. Ash shrieked.

"NO!"

XXX

Thus ends the crazy bloopers.

Misty: See you next time!

Dawn: Harley got Paul drunk!

Harley: I said I was sorry!

Paul: I like bunnies. And Dawn's buneary. And Dawn! She's pretty.

Dawn: *blush*

Solidad: Where's May and Drew?

Liellana: MAKING OUT!