Jeff Hardy - Matt Hardy Oh god Matt….I just hit Mark with a chair and now I'm hiding in a closet near Vince's office … please send help….and maybe some motivational skittles.

Matt Hardy Jeffrey Nero Hardy is in the closet.

Jeff Hardy - Matt Hardy WHAT! NO! D: that's just mean.

Matt Hardy - Jeff Hardy ….Says the boy who constantly hacks my Facebook account in order to write penis related statuses.

Matt Hardy - The Undertaker The kid is hiding in a closet near the big man's office, just so you know.

Jeff Hardy - Matt Hardy OHMYGODWHYWOULDYOUDOTHAT! D: Fuck Shit Balls! AHHRRGGHH! He's gunna find me now. YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF ME.

Matt Hardy - Jeff Hardy You are literally the worst.

Miz Fuuuccckkkingg hell why is it so hot here my face is like…liquidising.

John Morrison - Miz Sorry…should I leave? ;)

Bree Bella Likes "the awkward moment when your twin calls you ugly"

Shawn Michaels - Hunter Helmsly I can't find your toilet so imma just pee on your floor.

Zack Ryder I'm so bored, I was about to run around the house naked but then I drank a bottle of Windex and it stopped me form…streaking. Heh heh.

Curt Hawkins - Zack Ryder –facepalm-, This is why we can't have nice things.

Hunter Helmsly - Shawn Michaels Wait..what? NO! NONONONONONON!

Big Show Just took the 'Which WWE Superstar/Diva are you?' quiz and got "Kelly Kelly" Click here to see who you get!

Big Show Yes! I knew it! I've always felt thin and beautiful on the inside.

Kelly Kelly - Big Show D:! Excuse me..?

Melina - Batista Can I come over and fondle your voluptuous boobies?

Michelle McCool - Batista Me to! I want in on this fondling!

Melina - Michelle McCool GTFO! Go find your own boobs to fondle!

Michelle McCool - Melina BUT THERE ARE NO BOOBS MORE VOLUPTUOUS THAN THAT THAT LIE ON THE VAST CHEST OF BATISTA!

Batista - Michelle McCool AHHRGGHH! I DON'T HAVE BOOBS! WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS!

Michelle McCool - Batista Psh, over this like my hands... over your chest boulders...

William Regal - Batista You good sir, are in DENIAL!

Batista - William Regal URGH! OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

Cody Rhodes *fondles batista*

Goldust - Cody Rhodes OMG YOU SICK BASTARD!

Goldust *also fondles Batista* ..I'm starting to see the appeal to this.

Batisa - Goldust KEEP YOUR GODAMN PISS COLOURED HANDS AWAY FROM MY CHEST YOU REPULSIVE PIECE OF CRAP!

Goldust - Batista Fuck you, I'm Beautiful!

Paul London Has just discovered the wonders of eBAY! YAY!

Brian Kendrick - Paul London….Oh shit. Fuck. Brian Kendrick WHO THE FUCK SHOWED PAUL eBAY!?

Ashley Masschero - Brian Kendrick OH GOD I'M SORRY! I WASN'T THINKING!

Brian Kendrick - Ashley Masschero DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?

Ashley Massachero - Brain Kendrick *wails loudly*

Paul London - Brain Kendrick Bro, there's a couch going for 20 on eBAY. I've got to buy this shit.

Brian Kendrick - Paul London WE DON'T NEED A GODAMN COUCH!

Paul London - Brian Kendrick But dude…It's going for 20…it's a sweet ass bargain.

Edge - Paul London Buy it…it's a totally sweet bargain…you can't let this shit slip away…

Brian Kendrick - Edge OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!

Edge - Brian Kendrick Dude…..this is one seriously toasty bargain…I gotta help a brother out.

Brian Kendrick - Edge Then why don't YOU buy it!?

Edge - Brian Kendrick …I would.. but Jay has hidden my credit cards.

Christian - Edge No eBAY for you.

Edge - Christian OH MY GOD MOM! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME!

Christian - Edge It's for your own good young man.

Lita - Trish Stratus So… facebook informs me that you are a man … have you been keeping something from me?

Trish Stratus - Lita Yes, I'm sorry…I've been hiding my sausage all this time.

Lita - Trish Stratus How could you keep something like this from me!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

Trish Stratus - Lita I'M SORRY! *sobs* I JUST WANTED YOU TO ACCEPT ME!

Lita - Trish Stratus OUR RELATIONSHIP IS BUILT ON LIES! I..I CAN'T BE WITH SOMEONE WHO LIES THIS MUCH..IT'S OVER TRISH! We're through.

Trish Stratus - Lita FINE! I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY!

Lita - Trish Stratus HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT! *sobs*

Trish Stratus - Lita *walks away*

Matt Hardy - Lita ….would this be a bad time to inform you that I have a vagina?

Lita Matt Hardy …..

Trish Stratus - Matt Hardy

Matt hardy - Trish Stratus OH COME ON!

Lita - Matt Hardy …go away Matt…this doesn't concern you.

Matt Hardy - Lita D:

Paul London I..i..I JUST GOT OUT BIDED ON THE COUCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU PEANUTCONSUMER48!

Brian Kendrick - Paul London Thank Fuck.

Christian - Edge Peanut consumer48…. Edge …O.O oh Shit.

Christan - Edge You come over here. RIGHT NOW. And give me that goddamn Mastercard.

Edge - Christian But I neeeeed ittttt!

Christian - Edge Now.

Edge - Christian *wails*