I have no real reason to why I wanted to write this. I just thought it would be a good laugh.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Yu-gi-oh.

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Chapter One: A Whacky Appearance

On a bright Sunday afternoon, we find Naruto Uzumaki wandering the streets of Konoha. For the first month of him being a ninja, he's been doing nothing but D-rank missions. Today there didn't seem to be any missions for Team 7, so he decided to take it easy today.

"Man, those D-rank missions are no fun at all. There's no excitement in 'em," he groaned.

He stopped to survey his surroundings. He found himself in front of the Konoha Library.

"Hmm, well I might as well check out some scrolls to look at."

Naruto wasn't well liked in the village, but the librarian that worked here didn't hate him at all. In fact, every time he came to the library she would offer to help him locate any type of scroll or book she could. She was the nicest person Naruto ever knew besides Iruka, and what made it even better was that she was only a few years older than him.

He walked through the front door and was greeted instantly.

"Hello Naruto-kun! How are you today?"

"I'm doing fine, Yuki-chan," Naruto responded. He was glad she wasn't like the other villagers. Yuki was the closest thing to a sister he had; second to Ayame at Ichiraku.

"What can I do to help you?"

"I was just wandering around Konoha when I just found myself here. I was just going to look around and stuff. But if I need any help, I'll let you know."

"Okay, take all the time you like Naruto-kun," she said. She then went back behind the desk and opened a book she was apparently reading.

Naruto walked to the back of the library. He couldn't find anything he liked. Reason being that he either already read them or they didn't interest him. He was about to leave, when he noticed a bookshelf with only one book occupying it. He found that just weird and decided to take a look.

When he removed the book he heard what sounded like a "click" and the bookshelf began to vibrate. The blonde backed away from the shelf in shock as it started lowering to reveal a passageway.

"Well, that's something I never expected."

Curiosity got the better of him and he entered the passageway, albeit cautiously. The passage was a single flight of stairs that lead to a room. There wasn't much to it except for a book that sat on a pedestal in the middle of the room.

"Okay. I know this is a library and there are supposed to be books and scrolls, but what the hell is a book doing way down here?"

He examined it still wondering why and how a book was there. The cover of the book threw him off as it was titled "Toon World". He opened it only to find out that all the pages were blank.

"What a jip, the book's blank!"

"No it isn't."

Naruto jumped. He quickly looked around. "Who's there? Who said that?"

"I did."

His gaze slowly trailed back to the book in his hands. The book began to glow and illuminated a bright light. Naruto dropped the book and leaped back startled. The book levitated into the air and opened with another blinding light. Then with a puff of pink smoke, a small town was sitting on the pages.

If Naruto wasn't freaked out then, he was now.

A pair of hands popped out from the town and grabbed the edges. With a "yoink" something pulled itself to the surface. It was a black rabbit with a goofy grin on its face. On its upper body was an armored vest. The rabbit watched Naruto and snickered until it was full out laughing.

Naruto regained his composure and growled, "What the hell is so funny?"

"The look on your face is just priceless! I haven't laughed this hard in 400 years!"

"You mean that book has been in this room for 400 years?"

The rabbit whipped a tear from its eye. "Oh, that was the best. So you must be the book's new owner. The name's Dark Rabbit; Knight of Toon World."

"Are…you really the knight of Toon World?" Naruto asked unconvinced.

Dark Rabbit snorted. "No, but I like the title."

"I'm not the new owner of that book. I just happened to stumble upon it."

"Actually you are its new owner. The moment you touched the book, it recognized you as its new keeper."

"Um…okay. Not to show any disrespect or anything, but what good is this book?"

"Well, we Toons are good for a lot of things. We're good for spying and gathering information. Oh, but the best thing we're good at is pulling pranks. The book itself is just our home."

The blonde's ears perked up. "Pranks?"

"That got your attention huh? Yep, I can see you have the makings of a true prankster. With our help, you could become a master." Dark Rabbit grinned.

"What about combat? Can you fight at all?"

"Of course we Toons can fight! We love a good laugh now and again, but we're a serious bunch. The way we handle combat is we distract our opponents with funny antics and go for the kill afterwards. Sometimes they'll die by laughing alone."

Naruto was silent for a moment. He was really considering taking the book and trying it out. The bit about pranking however pushed him. "Well, I guess I'm the new owner of the book then," he grinned.

Dark Rabbit extended his hand out to Naruto. "Good to hear that. What's your name anyway?"

"Naruto Uzumaki," he said as he grabbed D.R. hand in a handshake.

"Any time you need us for battle, a prank, or just to hang out, just apply some blood and chakra. The book is like a Summoning Contract, so depending on how much chakra you put in will determine which Toon monster you will summon."

Naruto knew about those types of contracts, so he knew what D.R. was talking about and nodded.

"Well, until we meet again. I'm going back to inform the other Toons about you. This is going to be fun, I can tell," D.R. cackled before diving back into the book. It closed and fell to the ground.

Naruto quickly grabbed the book and shushined not even bothering to go out the front door.

~Chapter One End~