A/N: If you haven't noticed I like Seme! Gray x Uke! Natsu and i like to torture Natsu. Natsu will always be uke no matter what anyone one says. He's femmine. Besides he's too cute. Anyways this like a boy x boy thing so if you don't like piss off and don't leave a review because I'm kinda of a troll who likes to troll on trolls that just trolls for the hell of it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail. Only this fanfic
Another normal day in Fairy tail. Everyone was loudly cheering and having a good ol time. A most festive and quiet guild this was...
Until...
The guild doors were kicked in. The open doors revealed a pissed off looking Natsu. There wrapped in clenched fist was a plastic bag full of items. He stalked into the guild a smirking Erza following in pursuit. Flames engulfed his whole body until he reached the guilds bathroom.
No one dared to approach him. Except for Happy since he was worried of his pink haired friend and partner.
Lucy and Wendy sent worried looks towards each other when Erza plopped down next to Gajeel. Gajeel raised a brow. Erza whispered something into his ear and that frown turned into a maniacal grin. Gray sat the table completely oblivious and Levy was too busy rambling on about 'it'. Mirajane only smiled.
The door to the mens restroom door was opened slowly. An irritated Natsu came out wearing his normal outfit with his trademark scarf given to him by Igneel 7 years ago.
"Why the hell are you still wearing that shit?" An anger vein popped on Natsu's forehead and he couldn't resist the urge to put up the middle finger. Which he did. Erza raised an amused eyebrow at the younger males reaction.
"Piss off you bulk of iron!" The insult hung in the air for a moment and Gajeel only smirked. Natsu turned his head to the side snarling. "I don't know how to put this shit on. I'm not a girl." He replied holding up the plastic bag. Erza scowled at him for a moment and tsked. She grabbed Natsu by the end of his scarf, pulling him towards the mens room. Happy quickly followed in pursuit wanting to be with Natsu the whole time. Noticing this Erza turned to face the small cat.
"Happy wait outside okay?" Erza asked the flying cat as Natsu struggled to free himself from Erza's strong grip. He could barely breathe since she was gripping on the end with so much strength. "Augh can't breathe!" Natsu
"Aye!" The blue cat yelled happily, flying back to the table.
Gray left his seat at the table going towards the door of the guild. "Eh? Gray where are you going?" Gray turned as he heard Lucy's voice holding up a mission paper.
"I gotta finish this mission and deliver boxes from Mangolia to Haregon. I'll be back in a day or two."
BANG!
Noises could be heard from the bathroom and pleas of "Erza stop!" from the other side of the door. The shuffling of clothes and the sound of a broken...something was heard and everything stopped. It seemed even time itself stopped for a moment.
Everyone in the guild stared at the door when it clicked open.
Erza walked out and went back to her seat next to Gajeel. A smirk graced the scarlet mage lips as a evil chuckled escaped without warning. Everyone at the table and in the guild turned away. They felt sorry for their insane guildmate.
"Eh? Where's Natsu?" Lucy raised a brow. She whipped her head to findout that Natsu had not followed her out. The nerve! Erza only growled.
"Natsu!" She yelled, and in an instant Natsu ran out the bathroom and to Erza, standing by the female mages side.
All eyes widened at the sight of the dragon slayer. Natsu sported a gray sweater like shirt that hung off his shoulders with a big white heart on the front with 'LOVE' written in big white letters, that adorned his surprisingly slim physiche. Along with the sweater he wore a short red-white polka dotted skirt that was some what ruffled. Red heels to match. On his wrist there were braclets that made "clicking noises" everytime he moved his arm.
Long black tights that went up to his thighs hugged his thin legs tightly. His hair was pulled into short downwards pigtails; tied with two red silk ribbons with spiky like bangs. His trademark scarf around his neck to finish it off. Natsu placed his hands on his hips. A light pink blush graced his light-tannish cheeks making him look like a shy yet irritated girl.
Everyone stared at him for what seemed like hours for Natsu. He shifted from side to side, extremely uncomfortable with all their eyes on him.
He couldn't hold it in any longer. Gajeel fell on his back, literary dying from laughter. The guild members shivered at the sound of Gajeel laughing. He sounded so evil.
Natsu's blush intensified as he pouted.
Levy could'nt hold it in any longer. Now that she finally gets to see him like this she just has too hug him. "NATSU~ YOUR SO ADORABLE!" She jumped and hugged Natsu who only pushed the her away lightly.
"Erza! Mira! Do you know how embarrassing this is! My manly pride his hurting" He yelled at them.
"What manly pride?" Gray smirked and for once Natsu didn't jump at his throat. He was too bust pushing the blue-haired girl attached to him.
Mirajane smiled, "It's your fault for agreeing to the bet Natsu."
Erza nodded in agreement remembering the events that took place causing such an event.
~~Flashback~~
"Erza! Fight Me!" Yelled Natsu at the scarlet-haired mage. Erza sat at the bar with Mirajane, munching on a piece of her strawberry cake. She sat next to Gray who was only wearing his boxers.
"Natsu the results will always remain the same you know." Erza taunted the fuming fire mage.
"I've gotten much stronger just so you know! And I am more than capable of beating you!"
"Oh really?" Gray added fuel to the fire that is called Natsu.
"Hell yeah you damn exhibtionist!" Natsu growled out.
Mirajane smiled brightly, " How about a bet then?" She proposed. Erza liked that idea and knowing Mirajane, she must have something planned for the poor fool.
Interesting.
Erza gave Natsu an evil smile. "Hmm...A bet. That'll make this win all the more satisfying." Natsu scoffed at her cocky attitude.
"If you manage to knock me out first, you win. If not, I win."
"Hehe! No problem!" Natsu got into a battle stance smiling widely.
"Don't forget Natsu. If I win you have to do whatever Mirajane and I want."
"Yeah Yeah whatever. KARU NO!"
~End~
In the end Natsu lost brutally. He has to do whatever Mirajane and Erza wants. Mirajane because she proposed the bet and Erza because she won. His punishment was to crossdress for a week. At first it was a month but they decided to be merciful. It's funny really. Natsu looked so much like a girl. Which was pretty weird because nobody thought he could pull off being a girl, a cute one at that.
"Happy now?" Natsu huffed and put his hands on his hips. Levy couldn't hold it in anymore. Her inner fangirl was showing.
"YOU'RE SO SO SO CUTE~!" Levy hugged the boy a second time only to have the same results in the end.
Mirajane moved from her seat next to Wendy and came up to Erza and whispered in her ear.
"Isn't he just adorable~?"
"Ah yes. Just as cute as Lucy." She grinned at him and the innocent blonde, licking her lips when she saw Lucy.
Mirajane sweatdropped. 'Her and that Lucy.'
"Hey Gray! We ready to go?" Loke asked when someone caught his eyes.
"Master ain't say nothing bout a new guild member." He eyed the 'girl' not knowing that was really Natsu dressed up like one. "Good evening love and you are?" Loke flirted holding onto the slightly shorter males hand.
"LOKI! YOU BASTARD! IT'S ME NATSU!" Natsu yelled angirly.
"Natsu? I didn't know you were a girl. A cute one at that."
After this display the group at the table soon followed Gajeel on the floor as they began laughing loudly. Mira giggled along with Lucy and Levy. Gray snickered with Carla. Gajeel held his stomach and tears began to form in his eyes. Even Erza was laughing with a smile on her face. The only person at the table who didn't laugh was Wendy. Happy as well cause he was oblivious to it.
Natsu stood with his hands clenched as he began to shake with anger and embarrassment. Flames soon engulfed his fist as he tried not to lose his temper.
"I'm no girl you dumbass! I'm flat-chested and I wear an open shirt for crying out loud! You know all the girls in this guild have big boobs!" Natsu yelled at the orange haired male.
"Natsu, I don't really care about what kind of hobby you have but I'd really appreciate if you don't yell at me for your mishaps mmkay?" He gave the fire mage a stern glare. He wagged a finger at him. Natsu "tched'. Natsu pouted not even wanting to fight now that he has to wear...this.
"Whatever asshole..."
Loki stared at Natsu's face for a moment before pouncing on the unguarded fire mage.
"I don't even care if your a guy! Natsu your just so adorable~!" In one swift motion, Loki was knocked out and Natsu released himself from the perverts grip.
"Oh my. I'll take him to the back room." Mirajane called out.
Loki had been dragged away by the group by Mirajane. Possibly to go let him rest.
"Nice going, flamehead. You knocked out my partner." Gray scowled at Natsu who had Levy attached to him. 'She never gives up!' Natsu thought crossing his legs, sighing. Since Natsu didn't want to put the girl out of commission, he just let Levy cling onto him. He really could'nt find it in his heart to punch the small girl.
"Well it's his fault! What was I suppose to do? LET him touch me." Honestly he thought Gray would understand. What with Juvia about to molest him everyday.
"Natsu he couldn't help it, you are cute as a girl after all." Levy smiled at him. Mirajane came back smiling sweetly. "But your cute no matter what gender!" She added cheerfully.
Natsu really wanted to punch her. He couldn't do it and settled for ignoring her.
"Whatever.." Natsu could'nt help but feel annoyed by the constant compliments(more like insults). Hearing his name and the words 'cute' and 'adorable' in the same sentence pissed him off tremendously.
"Well that settles it." Erza suddenly said munching on a strawberry from the cake Mira had handed to her after Loki's sudden appearance. "Mmatpuh!" She said with a mouth full of cake. "Ano Erza you should'nt talk with your mouth full." Lucy reminded her as she gulped down the fruit and the cake.
"Natsu, since your the cause for Loki's absence, You will accompany Gray on this mission in Loki's place." Erza ordered wiping crumbs from the cake off her cheek.
Natsu's cheeks began to flush a light pink as he stared up at the raven-haired teen, who then in turn stared at Erza in disbelief. He jumped up causing Levy to fall on the floor face first. Lucy quickly yelled out an "Are you alright." before Levy gave her a thumbs up.
'Going on a mission...Alone...with Gray! Oh my god! I don't think I can do that! Not with the fact that I l-like him!'
"B-But Erza!" Natsu called out to Erza who silenced him with a glare. In the back of his mind Natsu just knew that Erza was enjoying this. He just knew she need an excuse to put him with Gray ALONE for 3 reasons.
1.) Natsu has a crush on Gray that Erza somehow figured out.
2.) She knows that he feels self-concious and insecure whenever he's with Gray and gets embarrassed easily.
3.) The bet was probably created to get a reaction from Gray.
'Stupid yaoi fangirl.' Natsu thought as he stood up across from Gray, his cheeks burning red as he placed his hand on his cheeks. Gray stared at him with his hands in his pockets. A scowl adorned his features. His eyes trailed down to Gray's toned and exposed chest and abs.
'Is Gray getting bigger?' Natsu mentally noted as he stared at Gray's bigger physiche.
The others (minus Gajeel. Who left. To go eat. Some iron. Without getting a tummy ache. Fuck yeah.) just watched the scene. All were curious to see where this was going. A blushing Natsu was rare too see.
"Something wrong man? Well besides the fact that'cha gotta wear that outfit. " Gray asked smirking, a little worried at the fire mages burning cheeks.
"I-It's n-nothing a idoit like you need to worry about i-ice block." Natsu said trying to start an arguement with Gray, hoping to distract himself from staring at the other. It seems to have work since Gray's lips curled into a frown.
"Oh so I'm the idoit? Who's the one that got himself in this situation and knocked out my partner in the process?" He said walking towards Natsu, who in turn grinned at his response. He missed having stupid arguements with Gray.
"Maybe if you were strong enough to finish a mission on your own then you would'nt NEED a partner!"
"What was that flamehead!"
"You heard me Slanty eyes!"
Sparks flew between the two as they bunked foreheads. Gray pulled back and curled his hand into the sweater Natsu was wearing, pulling him off the ground.
Natsu bit the inside of his cheek to keep himself from blushing. Gray curled his hand into a fist with Natsu doing the same before something metallic hit them both in the head. Gray released his hold on Natsu's sweater causing the teen to stumble and fall onto the ground. He fell with a 'thump!' as his ass hit the ground painfully.
The group at the table only shook their heads at the display. Did they forget that ERZA was there, watching them fight?
Erza stood over them, anger evident on her face. "Must I babysit you always?" She asked out loud, mainly to herself. "If that is what you want then so be it. Lucy and I will will acompany you on your mission along with Natsu."
Lucy 'huhed!' from her seat at the table with Natsu yelling 'Aww what!' Followed by Gray's annoyed 'Are you serious?'. She gave all three a glare before shutting them up. "With us four there we should finsh the mission by tomorrow so Natsu doesn't have to skip any days, but just in case I already have the second outfit picked out by Mirajane with me." Natsu groaned regretting ever accepting the bet and arguing with Gray.
"Aye! I'll come too!" Said the excited blue cat.
"Sorry Happy. It's just going to be us 4. You can come next mission okay?"Erza petted Happy on the head as gently as she can, rubbing the cats scalp. Happy gave her a sad look.
"Aye..." Happy said sadly looking as if he was going to cry. Wendy noticed this and clasped her hands together. "Cheer up Happy! You can have a sleepover with me and Carla!"
"A sleepover with Carla! Aye!" Happy quickly retreated to Wendy's lap snuggling close. Wendy smiled and Carla looked away from Happy.
"Neh! Carla! Let's sleep together!" Happy yelled happily.
"Stupid He-cat." Carla replied.
Erza smiled and turned back to the two mages on the floor.
"We should pack some clothes just in case something happens." Erza stated already having her wagon stationed behind her. (Like a boss.)
Gray sighed casting his eyes downwards. Natsu sat on the ground infront of Gray with his legs spread, allowing him to see a little bit under his skirt. Gray pulled Natsu's red polka dot skirt up shocking Natsu(and everyone who saw.) What Gray saw next shocked him. Natsu wore a pair of white panties with red polka dot print. The sides were laced with white bows that hung on his sides. Gray could'nt contain himself.
"Pfft! Natsu! I didn't know you wore female underwear!" Natsu blushed quickly closing his legs forgetting his current predicament. Too bad he remembered after the damage was done.
"S-Shut up! Erza wanted me to wear the panties because...the boxers...would...show...if I-I didn't..." Natsu mumbled, his cheeks growing hot from embarrassment. Natsu looked elsewhere trying to cover it up.
His blush that is.
He's been blushing alot lately.
"You should'nt wear those anymore. I don't think I'll be able to stop myself next time Natsu-chan." Gray said teasingly, laughing all the while.
"Your SUCH an ASSHAT!"
"Are we done with the usless banter? I don't mind it when you two flirt every now and then with eachother but we need to get this job request over with."
Natsu blushed. Gray hummed.
"And Gray. Please refrain from touching Natsu in inappropriate places. Do I make my self clear?"
Erza glarred daggers into the ice mages back. Her tone was laced with muderous intent. As much as she wants the best for her Natsu, she doesn't want him to be a perverts play-thing.
"Why would I want to touch him?" He said to the girl who ignored him and walked back to the table to bring Lucy.
"We'll depart whenever you two are ready."
Natsu snorted and got up.
"Tch! I'm ready." Natsu said cracking his knuckles, a smile on his features. Gray followed Natsu's movements and Erza walked over to the two. Lucy stood up and walked towards the three in a sluggish manner.
"Let's go then."
A/N: Natsu is so adorable! I love how cocky he can be and how adorable he is when he's sleeping!