THEY ARE MAKING A ANT MAN MOVIE AND A BLACK PANTHER MOVIE. Okay so they are in development, if they don't make them I will be super pissed at them. I love them. Plus they can totally have Jan in the third Iron Man film, not as a character persay just as like Oh my friend Jan is dating/longing after this dude name Hank Pym.
It works okay! Don't judge me...
Too much.
This is the end sadly. The last bonus chapter. I wonder how many of you saw this coming or did you all think I was going to do Tony and Pepper's wedding? You were wrong, but maybe I'll do that in the future.
Enjoy for the last time. :D
Disclaimer: I would have already had the scripts to Ant Man and Black Panther done and in theaters if I owned anything.
It scrolls across the news one morning where no one pays attention. There too busy aiming grapes into Thor's mouth from ridiculous angles. They go quiet though as the 'shocking news' rolls on screen ready to move out if they have too.
"This just in, last night Senator Stern announced his withdrawal from Congress. No comment as to why, more on that story in a minute."
The group exchange looks all asking each other with their eyes if they are the reason for the man's early retirement. They all looked bewildered so that's a no.
It was no secret the Senator was against the Avengers (mostly Tony, God knows why), but they never in public accosted the man, trying for something called good PR or whatever Fury rambled about at those meetings they had to have.
"Hey JARVIS find out why our old pal retired will you?"
"As you wish sir."
"Don't get snarky with me mister."
Its two hours later when JARVIS finds the answer they seek in the form of a video. They get some popcorn and settle in to watch what hopefully proves to be entertaining.
"Excuse me Senator I believe we need to have a chat." Tony does one of the most impressive spit takes ever and Clint begins to choke on a popcorn kernel. Bruce hits his back a couple of times till the kernel flies out, hitting Thor smack dab in the middle of his forehead. Natasha snickers. "It has come to my attention that you don't like my team."
"Your team is uncontrollable, most are past felons and another isn't from this universe." Stern sounds like a weasel as he speaks and everyone wishes they had the ability to reach into the screen and punch the man for insulting their comrades.
"Ever since the Avengers have assembled the world has been saved, major crimes have slowed down and the world is much safer than it has ever been."
"That may be your opinion D-"
"That's the only opinion and if I see you harassing my team ever again we will have words." With that Fury turns around, his jacket swishing behind him as he exits the camera view.
The next day Fury grumbles his way to an impromptu meeting with the counsel, those dumbasses. Maria Hill on his tail as they turned to enter the meeting room.
The banner says Surprise! :D and he raises an eyebrow at the balloon covered ceiling and the confetti over the floor. The people responsible though are nowhere in sight. On the table is a box with a folded note on top addressed to "the ever most illustrious Ruler of the Spies Sir Nicolas of Fury."
Here's a token of appreciation for what you have done for us, enjoy you one-eyed ass you.
The Avengers
P.S. Sorry we let Tony write the note – Steve
P.S.S. My note writing is awesome Captain Tights- TS
P.S.S.S. Dear lord you guys are stupid- The Hawk
P.S.S.S.S. I agree with the above statement. – Black Widow
P.S.S.S.S.S. You would – TS
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. I am confused to why we are writing on this paper instead of talking as we are standing next to one another.- Thor Odinson
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. I'm never leaving you guys unsupervised for a minute ever again. – Bruce
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Also I'm writing all the notes from now on.- Bruce
Fury rolls his eye and lifts up the box lid slowly in bright pink it reads "Thanks for Getting Rid of the Annoying Prick!" On the other half of the cake it is what appears to be a kid like image of him holding a toothpick like a sword.
Fury never tells anyone, but he genuinely smiles. His team may be full of dumbasses, but they were his.
Okay so no cheesy endings here... I'm going to miss this story a lot. This has brought me more feedback, alerts, and favs more than anything ever and I love every last one of you. So one more time, bear with me and:
Read and Review! Tell me what you loved what you hated. Who would make a good Ant Man, Black Panther or Wasp. Or check out my new story I just published. Do something!