Me: Hi everyone. I usually write for Phineas and Ferb (hence my pen name lol) but I also really LOVE "Kid vs. Kat". It's my second favorite cartoon. Lately I've been thinking "Why doesn't Fiona stand up to Old Lady Munson? She loves Coop but she really needs to stand up to her aunt, and Coop really needs to stand up to Phoebe and tell her he doesn't like her." So I decided to write this story. It will be shorter, and there will be two parts for sure, and by two parts I mean the first part being Fiona standing up to her aunt, and the second part will be Coop telling Phoebe he likes Fiona instead. Basically this will be like the actual episodes where there are two stories in one set. Anyways I don't own Kid vs. Kat or any characters EXCEPT Marissa Burtonburger. Please review! Enjoy!

"KAT!"

Coop Burtonburger and Marissa Burtonburger were fighting their sister Milly's evil alien cat, Mr. Kat. They called him Kat for short though. Kat had just beamed Coop's new game that he and Marissa were playing. Coop was relieved that his older sister liked video games like he did. He was even more relieved that she believed him about Kat, and that they fought him together. It took her longer to figure it out than it did for him. In fact, at first she didn't believe him, and she thought he was crazy or delusional. Luckily for him though, she caught Kat playing zombie cat and terrorizing Coop…not to mention the weird X-ray.

The two got frustrated with Kat constantly wrecking their stuff and days with his evil plans, and they started attacking the alien cat…well Coop was the one fighting, and Marissa was standing there rooting for her brother. Coop hates Kat more than anyone, and Marissa was just another pretty face in the Coop vs. Kat rival, but Kat hates her too. She ran and she got Kat's Fishy Frisky Bits, and Kat saw it. Kat let go of Coop as Kat left the fight, and he headed for Marissa.

"Uh oh," she said, and she ran for her life. Kat chased her, and she ran into the tree house. Coop and Marissa luckily were able to "Kat Proof" the tree house. She pulled the rope, and a trash can lid fell toward the purple pest knocking him back. Coop and Marissa laughed at their enemy, and Kat blasted the lid, and he sent it toward Marissa.

"Ha Kat! Ya missed me!" she called.

"Meow!" Kat yelled and he crawled up another way, but Marissa planned for that. She cut the rope, and Coop opened up the pool. They both knew Kat hated water. Kat fell into the water, and his collar electrocuted him. He jumped out, and he was staring daggers at the teen and kid.

"MEOW!" he called as he jumped higher than the tree house. Sadly, the two never planned for that.

"Uh oh," they both said. They cringed but Kat never made it. Instead they heard Kat screech, and they heard a ball hit the ground. They both opened their eyes, and they saw Fiona Munson running toward her soccer ball.

"Fiona!" Coop and Marissa cried out in unison.

"Miss me?"

"Only a lot," Coop said as the two left the tree house, "hey, where's Kat?" (A/n: Hee hee, Phineas and Ferb reference lol).

"Oh I kicked the ball at him. He probably is landing on that mountain we landed on on your birthday right about now."

"Whoa," Marissa said, "nice kick Fiona."

"Thanks. So do you guys wanna hang out?"

"FIONA!"

The three cringed at the sound of Old Lady Munson's shout to her great great great great great grandniece. Old Lady Munson stormed out, and she grabbed Fiona by her dress. Fiona looked at her aunt innocently, but she didn't buy it.

"You are not to talk to BURTONBURGER! He's a bad influence!" she yelled.

"But Auntie Munson-" Fiona pled, but her aunt wouldn't hear of it.

"No buts. You're coming inside."

"Old Lad- Mrs. Munson, please understand that these two like each other," Marissa tried saying, but Mrs. Munson just said, "They do not. They will not be. No great great great great great grandniece of MINE will be falling in love with a BURTONBURGER. You hang around your brother too much."

Marissa rolled her eyes. It was sort of true though. Before Kat came into their lives, Mrs. Munson was actually nice to her, but then Kat came into their lives, and she started fighting Kat with Coop angering Mrs. Munson when she found the two in her yard. She opened her mouth to speak, but she lost her train of thought, and closed it. Mrs. Munson stormed off with Fiona in her grasp. The two lovers looked at each other in sadness. Would their love EVER be?