Sasuke is a man of pride. He doesn't like it when he loses or if his pride his hurt. Some might call it a big ego, but come on. Uchihas have very sexy prides, and you wouldn't want a sexy pride hurt. Right?

No, Uchiha Sasuke is very true to the word in every sense. Especially, if that pride has a chance to kick a certain blond's ass every time. However, there are a few instances when the blue-eyed dobe does beat him. It's rare, but it does occur time to time. This time though, Mr. Pride didn't see it coming. How often does the dobe get a-

"Girlfriend?"

"Yup! I know it's all of sudden and all, but me and Hinata hit it off pretty well. I know that you and Sakura-chan should've known sooner, but we had to be on the DL 'cause Hina-hime's dad is pretty scary if you know what I mean," Naruto rambled on.

"So all those times, you ditched us at the Ramen stand, just so you can fuck with your girlfriend and mess around?"

"First off teme, it's called lovemaking, and no, we're not fuckbuddies. Hime is saving herself for after marriage."

"So now, you're married?"

"Well no, but with the way things are go-

"Dobe, you realize how whipped you are?"

"I AM NOT WHIPPED, I AM IN LOVE AND DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT UNLIKE YOU TEME!"

Sasuke paused.

"What do you mean by that?"

" I mean, instead of just glaring at every guy that even dares to look at Sakura-chan, I had the balls to ask out the girl I loved! At least, I'm not some duck-assed teme who has a pole stuck up his butt and is brooding about how he can't even talk to the girl."

For once the dobe makes sense.

"At least, I'm trying to make my girl happy, because really teme, your happiness really does lie in your partner's happiness," Naruto mumbled out the last part. And with that, he left.

Sasuke is a man of pride. He hates it when he loses to Naruto, but more specifically, he hates it when Naruto hurts his pride. But even, he has to admit. The dobe is right.

Maybe, I do need to do something.

With that, Mr. Pride ran out. In search of a certain green-eyed beauty. With only one intention in mind.

Haruno Sakura, prepare yourself, because this time. I'm coming for you.


Yeah, so my mind is pretty sporadic. I always have a story playing in my mind. Usually, I resort to poetry, but this one had a little more substance. I decided since I have so much time this summer, I'll try to keep update with the drabble series. I'm way to lazy and untalented to write a multi chap fic, let alone a oneshot. Drabbles, on the other hand are pretty awesome. So tell me readers how is it? Each drabble I do will feature different pairs, universes and possibly some OOCness. When I say different pairs, I mean a variety. One chapter might have sasusaku, but the next might be narusaku. again, blame my sporadic mind. it's evil I tell you! EVIL! Anyways, like it, love it, favorite it, review it? I'm always open to suggestions and any pairs you guys have in mind! If you want to see more of my sporadic mind, follow me on tumblr. just add desifruit before it. I'm telling ya, it's random.

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