Blaine is lying against his side while he flips through his history book. Kurt beautifying his face, even though he has nowhere to go, in the bathroom while talking to his boyfriend. Not really paying attention to what Kurt is saying, Blaine gives an 'a-huh' or 'yup' or 'sounds great' every here and there. It's not that he's bored of Kurt; he just isn't interested in Kurt talking about a new release of skin products at the mall. Blaine doesn't look up when Kurt walks back into the bedroom with his eyebrows in the air, his hands together at his chin and an exited smile on his face.
"I have a fantastic idea!" Kurt hopped up onto the bed, sitting on his knees by Blaine's head. That's when Blaine looks up to give his boyfriend an amused smile. He loves when Kurt gets like this; it's like he's a five year old getting a brand new puppy. "It's genius; I don't know how I didn't think of it before." Kurt grabbed Blaine's hand in both of his and gave it a squeeze. Blaine props his head up with his other fist so he can look up at Kurt.
"And what would that be?"
"Let's hook up Chandler…" Kurt gives Blaine's hand a pat with every word before clutching it with excitement and practically squealing. "…with Sebastian!" Blaine feels like he's going to have a heart attack. Not seconds after Kurt finished telling Blaine his idea, Blaine's body shot up straight and he released Kurt's hand.
"What! No!" the look of confusion on Kurt's face makes Blaine realize what he's just done. He rubs at the back of his neck to hide the fact that it's burning and is probably bright red with embarrassment. Why did the idea of getting Sebastian and Chandler make him react like this? Deep down, Blaine knows why. He's just too good of a person—and a coward—to admit it.
"I-I mean…" Blaine cleared his throat to stop his voice from breaking, "uh, why?"
Kurt wasn't exactly confused when Blaine reacted like that; it wasn't hard to see that Blaine didn't like the idea and that it nerved him to the core. The look on Kurt's face was a shocked one; he never expected Blaine to react like that. Maybe in the back of his head, Kurt had a feeling that Blaine wouldn't like the idea, but he had more faith in Blaine than that. Trying not to get look hurt, or jealous or accusational—if that's even a word—Kurt pulled off a smile and grabbed Blaine's hand again. He held it in both of his and pulled Blaine so he was sitting face to face with him, placing their hands against his knee.
"Well, it just makes sense, right? How do you get rid of our two problems…put them together!" Kurt beamed with excitement, no longer affected by Blaine's little spat. Blaine's shoulders tensed at the word 'problem.'
"I wouldn't exactly call Sebastian a problem," he continued to rub at his neck while he shrugged. He couldn't look Kurt in the eye. How do you tell the person you love that you don't hate someone when they think you do? Blaine should hate Sebastian; he almost blinded him and he threw Blaine's trust into the dirt by doing so. That betrayal stung; Blaine admits that. But he doesn't hate Sebastian. He doesn't want to get rid of him either.
"But it would be nice to have him stop bothering you, right?" Kurt stressed, trying to make Blaine admit to something that isn't true at all. But, Blaine can't say no to Kurt. It would hurt him.
"I guess." Liar, he thought right after the words spilled from his mouth. Kurt squealed.
"Great! Isn't this perfect? I honestly don't know why I didn't think of it before!" Kurt jumped up off the bed and clapped his own hands together. "Okay; I'm going to go text Chandler and tell him there's someone very interested to meet him!" Kurt was out of the room before Blaine could stop him. That's it; what's done is done. This is happening. Blaine frowned at the realization. Sebastian was going to be matched up with Chandler, and he's the own doing the matching.
"Aw, shit."
A/N: I'm BACK! This idea randomly popped into my head during class and I had to dribble something down the moment I got home. I probably shouldn't start a new story with Finals being next week, but screw it! I'm probably going to make this a two-shot…possible three or more later on. Let me know what you all think!